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Garfield

It's here! BURP You somehow manage to eat the pizza before it arrived. I have friends high up in the delivery business.

1 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Cat treat! What this place lacks in ambience, it makes up for in service.

2 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hey, pal. Hey. You know, Garfield, I once considered becoming an actor. Do tell. Possibly reciting Shakespeare on stage. Whoa. Or maybe a leading man in the movies. Really? I might have had mobs of screaming fans. You know it! Evenmy own star on the Holly

3 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Listen to this old superstition, Garfield... "If a cat sneezes near a bride, it means she will have good luck in her life". Sure, like that's going to happen i nTHIS house... What.

4 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

"A strange dog following you is good luck". "A howling dog is a sign of bad luck". AAARRROOOO Ar, ar, ar...

5 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

If a cat sneezes, it is a sign of rain". 'choo. Cool.

6 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

"To cure illness in a family..." "Wash the patient, and throw the water on the cat". KAFF KAFF sniff sniff I get no respect around here.

7 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

"So the princess kissed the dog..." "and he turned into a handsome prince." I love this story. It gives him hope.

8 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Here's an interesting factoid, Garfield. Certain kinds of birds can't fly. If you squeak up quiet enough, none of them can.

9 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

grumble grumble Snackie time. Let's see...applesauce? ...polish sausage? ...cheese ball? Corn dog? Yogurt? Cold pizza? Pickle chips? Beef log? Pork chop? Green grapes? Pig's knuckles? Spanish olives? Walleyed pike? Headcheese? Potpie? Bean burrito? Aw, wh

10 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Wake up, Garfield! It's 4 A.M.! I have a great idea! Let's watch the sunrise! Okay, you can watch it from the ambulance.

11 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

push CRASH! Why do you do that? I didn't see YOU volunteering.

12 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

My life is missing something. That's it! Lunch!

13 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

You know... You don't take naps... Naps take you.

14 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Ellen, it's Jon. Do I feel what? ...in my back? ...my leg? ...my head? Ellen, voodoo dolls don't really work. Ouch!

15 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Jon appears deep in thought. Pie is good. Wow, deeper than I thought!

16 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Operators standing by! Yes, you too can be more popular with women if you use Babe Magnet Body Lotion! Side effects may include excessive body hair... itchy elbows, note twitching... foot tapping, leg slapping...and flutteringeyelids. What idiot would buy

17 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

I had a terrible morning... -and you SLEPT all morning. So then, what have we learned from this?

18 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Odie! That spot on the wall looks like a steak! SHOOM SPLAT! Now that spot on the wall looks like Odie.

19 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

You know what? We needed a new toaster anyway. You're glowing.

20 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

You don't scare me. I'm not supposed to. You're supposed to scare ME. Oops. Rookie.

21 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Ellen, how about I zip over to your place and serenade you with my accordion? "Restraining Order" is such an ugly word, Ellen. That's two words, dummy.

22 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Cupcakes. Made you smile.

23 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hey, everyone! We're here! My little Jon-Jon! squeeze Hiya, son. SMACK! Hey, bro. POP 'sup, sport? NOOGIE, NOOGIE NOOGIE What more could you ask for in a family? Two aspirin and a neck brace?

24 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Cat food is disgusting to look at. Not that I spend a lot of time looking at it.

25 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

You gotta know your limits... For instance, I can only eat so much... Then we run out of food.

26 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

I wish I were more popular. Have you considered feeding me more?

27 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF GULP squik squik -

28 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

Would you like me to fill your dish? With something other than your face, please.

29 April 2005
 


 
Garfield

If you beg, I'll let you lick my ice cream cone. The cartoonist has elected not to show this panel due to its graphic nature. You could have asked nicely! Where's the fun in that?

30 April 2005
 




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