It's here! - BURP - You somehow manage to eat the pizza before it arrived. I have friends high up in the delivery business.
1 April 2005
Cat treat! - - What this place lacks in ambience, it makes up for in service.
2 April 2005
Hey, pal. Hey. - You know, Garfield, I once considered becoming an actor. Do tell. - Possibly reciting Shakespeare on stage. Whoa. - Or maybe a leading man in the movies. Really? - I might have had mobs of screaming fans. You know it! - Even
3 April 2005
Listen to this old superstition, Garfield... - "If a cat sneezes near a bride, it means she will have good luck in her life". - Sure, like that's going to happen i nTHIS house... What.
4 April 2005
"A strange dog following you is good luck". - "A howling dog is a sign of bad luck". - AAARRROOOO Ar, ar, ar...
5 April 2005
If a cat sneezes, it is a sign of rain". - 'choo. - Cool.
6 April 2005
"To cure illness in a family..." - "Wash the patient, and throw the water on the cat". - KAFF KAFF sniff sniff I get no respect around here.
7 April 2005
"So the princess kissed the dog..." - "and he turned into a handsome prince." - I love this story. It gives him hope.
8 April 2005
Here's an interesting factoid, Garfield. - Certain kinds of birds can't fly. - If you squeak up quiet enough, none of them can.
9 April 2005
grumble grumble - Snackie time. - Let's see...applesauce? ...polish sausage? ...cheese ball? - Corn dog? Yogurt? Cold pizza? Pickle chips? - Beef log? Pork chop? Green grapes? Pig's knuckles? Spanish olives? Walleyed pike? Headcheese? Pot
10 April 2005
Wake up, Garfield! It's 4 A.M.! - I have a great idea! - Let's watch the sunrise! Okay, you can watch it from the ambulance.
11 April 2005
- push CRASH! - Why do you do that? I didn't see YOU volunteering.
12 April 2005
My life is missing something. - That's it! - Lunch!
13 April 2005
You know... - You don't take naps... - Naps take you.
14 April 2005
Hi, Ellen, it's Jon. - Do I feel what? ...in my back? ...my leg? ...my head? - Ellen, voodoo dolls don't really work. Ouch!
15 April 2005
Jon appears deep in thought. - Pie is good. - Wow, deeper than I thought!
16 April 2005
Operators standing by! - Yes, you too can be more popular with women if you use Babe Magnet Body Lotion! - Side effects may include excessive body hair... - itchy elbows, note twitching... - foot tapping, leg slapping...and fluttering
17 April 2005
I had a terrible morning... - -and you SLEPT all morning. - So then, what have we learned from this?
18 April 2005
Odie! That spot on the wall looks like a steak! - SHOOM SPLAT! - Now that spot on the wall looks like Odie.
19 April 2005
- You know what? - We needed a new toaster anyway. You're glowing.
20 April 2005
You don't scare me. I'm not supposed to. - You're supposed to scare ME. - Oops. Rookie.
21 April 2005
Ellen, how about I zip over to your place and serenade you with my accordion? - - "Restraining Order" is such an ugly word, Ellen. That's two words, dummy.
22 April 2005
- Cupcakes. - Made you smile.
23 April 2005
- Hey, everyone! We're here! - My little Jon-Jon! squeeze - Hiya, son. SMACK! - Hey, bro. POP - 'sup, sport? NOOGIE, NOOGIE NOOGIE - What more could you ask for in a family? Two aspirin and a neck brace?
24 April 2005
Cat food is disgusting to look at. - - Not that I spend a lot of time looking at it.
25 April 2005
You gotta know your limits... - For instance, I can only eat so much... - Then we run out of food.
26 April 2005
I wish I were more popular. - - Have you considered feeding me more?
27 April 2005
GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF GULP - squik squik -
28 April 2005
- - Would you like me to fill your dish? With something other than your face, please.
29 April 2005
If you beg, I'll let you lick my ice cream cone. - The cartoonist has elected not to show this panel due to its graphic nature. - You could have asked nicely! Where's the fun in that?
30 April 2005