Sometimes I'm wondering what you're thinking, Odie. - - Obviously, that makes two of us.
1 June 2005
- Oh, well... - SO much for weed whacking. You missed a spot over thare.
2 June 2005
DING DONG * - YAAAAHHH! - THAT'S another pizza delivery guy who's never coming back! jingle jingle Sure he will. I've got his car keys.
3 June 2005
Hi, Ellen? It's Jon. - click - I wonder what's on TV tonight. Already made the popcorn and poured the sodas.
4 June 2005
- You know... - There's an old adage... - That pets are people too... - Hey, Garfield! - Check this out. - I'm Turrrkey man! And I couldn't be more insulted.
5 June 2005
Create a whole new you in just six weeks! - Call now! Operators are standing by! click Why would I want to create a whole new me? - Then I'd just have to share...
6 June 2005
This is a test... - This is only a test... - What is the capital of North Dakota? This IS a test!
7 June 2005
And now, with the overture to the opera "Carmen"... - We give you Wanda Mae Throttlebottom... - -and her amazing knee cymbals! I have got to learn to read.
8 June 2005
My first guest tonight needs no introduction. - -
9 June 2005
And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure... - -Ida Mae Stepstool and her yodeling pig! Whoa! - * Yodel-odell-odell-odell-ayy-EEE-oooooh. The pig looks better in lederhosen than Ida Mae does.
10 June 2005
Did you miss me? Yes, I did, Jon. - In fact... - I wasn't done missing you. Would you mind leaving again?
11 June 2005
- - - - - FLOP Odie can't count to three, so he just spins until he passes out. Z
12 June 2005
I don't mind birthdays. - I really don't. - It's the AGING thing that curdles my cheese.
13 June 2005
I'm going to be 27. - You'd think I'd be older and wiser by now. - You'd think.
14 June 2005
Looks like you have another birthday creeping up on you. - At my age, birthdays don't creep anymore... - They just burst through the door and march right in.
15 June 2005
27...where do the years go? - If only I could turn back the hands of time... - And take all thos enaps all over again.
16 June 2005
I hear you're having a birthday? - What should I get an old geezer like you? - How about a coaster with legs? Very clever.
17 June 2005
Are you really turning 27 on sunday? Yes, I am. - Wow...27. - HEY...I...THINK...THAT'S...GREAT!!
18 June 2005
Sigh... - Another birthday. - This one's number 27... - And that's pretty old for a cat. - If only there were something I could do... - - You're walking backwards. It's only a theory, but it just might work.
19 June 2005
Welcome to my planet. - Feel free to give me things! - Gum massager? Edible things.
20 June 2005
Garfield. - ZIP? Yes? - Stunned him.
21 June 2005
- POP - Hey! That's MY gum!
22 June 2005
- - YAAAAH! Spider web.
23 June 2005
Ellen, I have a cold. - I thought you might like to feed me some soup. - That's not what spoons are for, Ellen. Ouch.
24 June 2005
Beware of Beware of Dog Sign - Weird. - BEWARE OF DOG
25 June 2005
- Garfield, help me choose a tie for my date tonight. - Should I go with this bunny tie that says, "I'm cuddly"... - The golfer's tie that says, "I'm athletic"... - Or the animal print that says, "I'm wild!"? - How about this one? - The
26 June 2005
Ladies and gentlemen, man's best friend... - Dog! - Better you than me.
27 June 2005
Fetch the stick, Odie! - CLONK! - Or let it hit you in the head...that works for me, too!
28 June 2005
I took Odie for a walk as a favor to you... - And came back without him.. - As a favor to me.
29 June 2005
It's Super Odie! - - I think the cape goes in the back, Super.
30 June 2005