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Garfield

Sometimes I'm wondering what you're thinking, Odie. Obviously, that makes two of us.

1 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Oh, well... SO much for weed whacking. You missed a spot over thare.

2 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

DING DONG * YAAAAHHH! THAT'S another pizza delivery guy who's never coming back! jingle jingle Sure he will. I've got his car keys.

3 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Ellen? It's Jon. click I wonder what's on TV tonight. Already made the popcorn and poured the sodas.

4 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

You know... There's an old adage... That pets are people too... Hey, Garfield! Check this out. I'm Turrrkey man! And I couldn't be more insulted.

5 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Create a whole new you in just six weeks! Call now! Operators are standing by! click Why would I want to create a whole new me? Then I'd just have to share...

6 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

This is a test... This is only a test... What is the capital of North Dakota? This IS a test!

7 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

And now, with the overture to the opera "Carmen"... We give you Wanda Mae Throttlebottom... -and her amazing knee cymbals! I have got to learn to read.

8 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

My first guest tonight needs no introduction. -

9 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure... -Ida Mae Stepstool and her yodeling pig! Whoa! * Yodel-odell-odell-odell-ayy-EEE-oooooh. The pig looks better in lederhosen than Ida Mae does.

10 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Did you miss me? Yes, I did, Jon. In fact... I wasn't done missing you. Would you mind leaving again?

11 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

FLOP Odie can't count to three, so he just spins until he passes out. Z

12 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

I don't mind birthdays. I really don't. It's the AGING thing that curdles my cheese.

13 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to be 27. You'd think I'd be older and wiser by now. You'd think.

14 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Looks like you have another birthday creeping up on you. At my age, birthdays don't creep anymore... They just burst through the door and march right in.

15 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

27...where do the years go? If only I could turn back the hands of time... And take all thos enaps all over again.

16 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

I hear you're having a birthday? What should I get an old geezer like you? How about a coaster with legs? Very clever.

17 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Are you really turning 27 on sunday? Yes, I am. Wow...27. HEY...I...THINK...THAT'S...GREAT!!

18 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Another birthday. This one's number 27... And that's pretty old for a cat. If only there were something I could do... You're walking backwards. It's only a theory, but it just might work.

19 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to my planet. Feel free to give me things! Gum massager? Edible things.

20 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Garfield. ZIP? Yes? Stunned him.

21 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

POP Hey! That's MY gum!

22 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

YAAAAH! Spider web.

23 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Ellen, I have a cold. I thought you might like to feed me some soup. That's not what spoons are for, Ellen. Ouch.

24 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Beware of Dog Sign Weird. BEWARE OF DOG

25 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, help me choose a tie for my date tonight. Should I go with this bunny tie that says, "I'm cuddly"... The golfer's tie that says, "I'm athletic"... Or the animal print that says, "I'm wild!"? How about this one? The

26 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Ladies and gentlemen, man's best friend... Dog! Better you than me.

27 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

Fetch the stick, Odie! CLONK! Or let it hit you in the head...that works for me, too!

28 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

I took Odie for a walk as a favor to you... And came back without him.. As a favor to me.

29 June 2005
 


 
Garfield

It's Super Odie! I think the cape goes in the back, Super.

30 June 2005
 




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