In answer to your many letters... BOOT - Yes... CRASH! - Odie does do all his own stunts!1 July 2005 |
 I wonder how dogs remember where they bury bones? - - I suspected as much.2 July 2005 |
 - Wow! The world's biggest cookie! - -and the world's biggest can of sardines! - And the world's biggest loaf of garlic bread! - And the world's biggest bowl of five-alarm chili! - BURRRRP!!! - What would you like for breakfast? The world's3 July 2005 |
 Are you EVER getting up?! - Gimme a break. - I'm sleepy, not psychic.4 July 2005 |
 - You're collecting dust. It's just my little way of keeping busy.5 July 2005 |
 Garfield, I', worried about you. - How long do you think you can go on doing nothing with your life? - He's just jealous that I HAVE a life to do nothing with.6 July 2005 |
 Garfield, a fly! Don't move a muscle! - - Now THERE was a totally unnecessary sentence. Just get the fly.7 July 2005 |
 Eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating... - I wish *I* could be a cat! - Oh, very well. Leave a resume, and I'll get back to you later.8 July 2005 |
 The weekend is here... - - You can relax now. I'll try it just this once.9 July 2005 |
 - - Don't even think about it! Odie...you... - I've endured you abuse long enough, fat boy! poke poke - POOF Whew! It was just a bad dream. - -10 July 2005 |
 Garfield, I'd like your attention for a moment. You git it. - -11 July 2005 |
 - - Don't let ANYone ever tell you that's not fun!12 July 2005 |
 - What's wrong with you? - My brain is stuck in HICCUP. You are weird.13 July 2005 |
 You're not so tough. - YAAAH! - Like, how tough do you have to be?14 July 2005 |
 Jon, you should travel more. - SHOVE - THUD! He's visiting Thudland.!15 July 2005 |
 - STOP THAT! - Consider it put on my to-do list.16 July 2005 |
 - Sometimes I like to just walk around the house... - And look at all the things I've achieved... - - - - Yeees. It's nice to know you're making a difference!17 July 2005 |
 You don't REALLY love me! - Yes I do! Oh, NO you don't! - Um... -line? Don't you just love reality shows?18 July 2005 |
 Hey, how'd you like ABS like THIS? - - EAT something!!!19 July 2005 |
 Mulroony, I've heard there is a tribe of headshrinkers in this jungle. - Are you aware of that? - yes, sir, i am. He's gonna need a smaller pit helmet.20 July 2005 |
 Bob, we've only got 3 seconds before the bomb explodes! - Cut the red wire, not the green one! Bernice, there's something I've always wanted to tell you... - Yes? ...I'm color-blind. Bye-bye, Bob and Bernice.21 July 2005 |
 The court calls Gouda May Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle to the stand. - Be seated, Mrs. Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle. - Please state your name.22 July 2005 |
 I hate cats. - Hate them. - Hate, hate, hate them! I think I met that guy.23 July 2005 |
 click Ooh...reality TV... - Today, on "Wild and Crazy Animals with Pat Schepple"... - Cats! Why do they climb up trees? - They can't get down out of them... - So why do they keep climbing up them? - Hey, Garfield! It's dress-up-lie-a-wombat24 July 2005 |
 You look like you're in as good a mood as I am! - Yes, I am, Jon. - Did you take the last cookie too?25 July 2005 |
 Well, I guess I'll go mow the lawn. - - As soon as I reassemble the mower! Wrench?26 July 2005 |
 Beware of the Dog - - PITY the Dog27 July 2005 |
 It's my birthday. - BURP! - Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.28 July 2005 |
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 What time is it? - - It's snack time!30 July 2005 |
 Sigh - I'm bored. What to do... What to do?... - How about a nap? - Saaay...how ABOUT a nap? - How about a NAP?!! - - Nuts. Now I'm so excited.31 July 2005 |
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