In answer to your many letters... BOOT Yes... CRASH! Odie does do all his own stunts!1 July 2005 |
 I wonder how dogs remember where they bury bones? I suspected as much.2 July 2005 |
 Wow! The world's biggest cookie! -and the world's biggest can of sardines! And the world's biggest loaf of garlic bread! And the world's biggest bowl of five-alarm chili! BURRRRP!!! What would you like for breakfast? The world'sbiggest antacid.3 July 2005 |
 Are you EVER getting up?! Gimme a break. I'm sleepy, not psychic.4 July 2005 |
 You're collecting dust. It's just my little way of keeping busy.5 July 2005 |
 Garfield, I', worried about you. How long do you think you can go on doing nothing with your life? He's just jealous that I HAVE a life to do nothing with.6 July 2005 |
 Garfield, a fly! Don't move a muscle! Now THERE was a totally unnecessary sentence. Just get the fly.7 July 2005 |
 Eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating... I wish *I* could be a cat! Oh, very well. Leave a resume, and I'll get back to you later.8 July 2005 |
 The weekend is here... You can relax now. I'll try it just this once.9 July 2005 |
 Don't even think about it! Odie...you... I've endured you abuse long enough, fat boy! poke poke POOF Whew! It was just a bad dream. -10 July 2005 |
 Garfield, I'd like your attention for a moment. You git it. -11 July 2005 |
 Don't let ANYone ever tell you that's not fun!12 July 2005 |
 What's wrong with you? My brain is stuck in HICCUP. You are weird.13 July 2005 |
 You're not so tough. YAAAH! Like, how tough do you have to be?14 July 2005 |
 Jon, you should travel more. SHOVE THUD! He's visiting Thudland.!15 July 2005 |
 STOP THAT! Consider it put on my to-do list.16 July 2005 |
 Sometimes I like to just walk around the house... And look at all the things I've achieved... Yeees. It's nice to know you're making a difference!17 July 2005 |
 You don't REALLY love me! Yes I do! Oh, NO you don't! Um... -line? Don't you just love reality shows?18 July 2005 |
 Hey, how'd you like ABS like THIS? EAT something!!!19 July 2005 |
 Mulroony, I've heard there is a tribe of headshrinkers in this jungle. Are you aware of that? yes, sir, i am. He's gonna need a smaller pit helmet.20 July 2005 |
 Bob, we've only got 3 seconds before the bomb explodes! Cut the red wire, not the green one! Bernice, there's something I've always wanted to tell you... Yes? ...I'm color-blind. Bye-bye, Bob and Bernice.21 July 2005 |
 The court calls Gouda May Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle to the stand. Be seated, Mrs. Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle. Please state your name.22 July 2005 |
 I hate cats. Hate them. Hate, hate, hate them! I think I met that guy.23 July 2005 |
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 You look like you're in as good a mood as I am! Yes, I am, Jon. Did you take the last cookie too?25 July 2005 |
 Well, I guess I'll go mow the lawn. As soon as I reassemble the mower! Wrench?26 July 2005 |
 Beware of the Dog PITY the Dog27 July 2005 |
 It's my birthday. BURP! Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.28 July 2005 |
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 What time is it? It's snack time!30 July 2005 |
 Sigh I'm bored. What to do... What to do?... How about a nap? Saaay...how ABOUT a nap? How about a NAP?!! Nuts. Now I'm so excited.31 July 2005 |
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