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Garfield

In answer to your many letters... BOOT Yes... CRASH! Odie does do all his own stunts!

1 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

I wonder how dogs remember where they bury bones? I suspected as much.

2 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Wow! The world's biggest cookie! -and the world's biggest can of sardines! And the world's biggest loaf of garlic bread! And the world's biggest bowl of five-alarm chili! BURRRRP!!! What would you like for breakfast? The world'sbiggest antacid.

3 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Are you EVER getting up?! Gimme a break. I'm sleepy, not psychic.

4 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

You're collecting dust. It's just my little way of keeping busy.

5 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I', worried about you. How long do you think you can go on doing nothing with your life? He's just jealous that I HAVE a life to do nothing with.

6 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, a fly! Don't move a muscle! Now THERE was a totally unnecessary sentence. Just get the fly.

7 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating... I wish *I* could be a cat! Oh, very well. Leave a resume, and I'll get back to you later.

8 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

The weekend is here... You can relax now. I'll try it just this once.

9 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Don't even think about it! Odie...you... I've endured you abuse long enough, fat boy! poke poke POOF Whew! It was just a bad dream. -

10 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'd like your attention for a moment. You git it. -

11 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Don't let ANYone ever tell you that's not fun!

12 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

What's wrong with you? My brain is stuck in HICCUP. You are weird.

13 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

You're not so tough. YAAAH! Like, how tough do you have to be?

14 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Jon, you should travel more. SHOVE THUD! He's visiting Thudland.!

15 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

STOP THAT! Consider it put on my to-do list.

16 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I like to just walk around the house... And look at all the things I've achieved... Yeees. It's nice to know you're making a difference!

17 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

You don't REALLY love me! Yes I do! Oh, NO you don't! Um... -line? Don't you just love reality shows?

18 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hey, how'd you like ABS like THIS? EAT something!!!

19 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Mulroony, I've heard there is a tribe of headshrinkers in this jungle. Are you aware of that? yes, sir, i am. He's gonna need a smaller pit helmet.

20 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Bob, we've only got 3 seconds before the bomb explodes! Cut the red wire, not the green one! Bernice, there's something I've always wanted to tell you... Yes? ...I'm color-blind. Bye-bye, Bob and Bernice.

21 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

The court calls Gouda May Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle to the stand. Be seated, Mrs. Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle. Please state your name.

22 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

I hate cats. Hate them. Hate, hate, hate them! I think I met that guy.

23 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

click Ooh...reality TV... Today, on "Wild and Crazy Animals with Pat Schepple"... Cats! Why do they climb up trees? They can't get down out of them... So why do they keep climbing up them? Hey, Garfield! It's dress-up-lie-a-wombatnight! Ask me,

24 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

You look like you're in as good a mood as I am! Yes, I am, Jon. Did you take the last cookie too?

25 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Well, I guess I'll go mow the lawn. As soon as I reassemble the mower! Wrench?

26 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Beware of the Dog PITY the Dog

27 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

It's my birthday. BURP! Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.

28 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click clickclick click clic

29 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

What time is it? It's snack time!

30 July 2005
 


 
Garfield

Sigh I'm bored. What to do... What to do?... How about a nap? Saaay...how ABOUT a nap? How about a NAP?!! Nuts. Now I'm so excited.

31 July 2005
 




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