In answer to your many letters... BOOT Yes... CRASH! Odie does do all his own stunts!
1 July 2005
I wonder how dogs remember where they bury bones? I suspected as much.
2 July 2005
Wow! The world's biggest cookie! -and the world's biggest can of sardines! And the world's biggest loaf of garlic bread! And the world's biggest bowl of five-alarm chili! BURRRRP!!! What would you like for breakfast? The world'sbiggest antacid.
3 July 2005
Are you EVER getting up?! Gimme a break. I'm sleepy, not psychic.
4 July 2005
You're collecting dust. It's just my little way of keeping busy.
5 July 2005
Garfield, I', worried about you. How long do you think you can go on doing nothing with your life? He's just jealous that I HAVE a life to do nothing with.
6 July 2005
Garfield, a fly! Don't move a muscle! Now THERE was a totally unnecessary sentence. Just get the fly.
7 July 2005
Eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating... I wish *I* could be a cat! Oh, very well. Leave a resume, and I'll get back to you later.
8 July 2005
The weekend is here... You can relax now. I'll try it just this once.
9 July 2005
Don't even think about it! Odie...you... I've endured you abuse long enough, fat boy! poke poke POOF Whew! It was just a bad dream. -
10 July 2005
Garfield, I'd like your attention for a moment. You git it. -
11 July 2005
Don't let ANYone ever tell you that's not fun!
12 July 2005
What's wrong with you? My brain is stuck in HICCUP. You are weird.
13 July 2005
You're not so tough. YAAAH! Like, how tough do you have to be?
14 July 2005
Jon, you should travel more. SHOVE THUD! He's visiting Thudland.!
15 July 2005
STOP THAT! Consider it put on my to-do list.
16 July 2005
Sometimes I like to just walk around the house... And look at all the things I've achieved... Yeees. It's nice to know you're making a difference!
17 July 2005
You don't REALLY love me! Yes I do! Oh, NO you don't! Um... -line? Don't you just love reality shows?
18 July 2005
Hey, how'd you like ABS like THIS? EAT something!!!
19 July 2005
Mulroony, I've heard there is a tribe of headshrinkers in this jungle. Are you aware of that? yes, sir, i am. He's gonna need a smaller pit helmet.
20 July 2005
Bob, we've only got 3 seconds before the bomb explodes! Cut the red wire, not the green one! Bernice, there's something I've always wanted to tell you... Yes? ...I'm color-blind. Bye-bye, Bob and Bernice.
21 July 2005
The court calls Gouda May Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle to the stand. Be seated, Mrs. Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle. Please state your name.
22 July 2005
I hate cats. Hate them. Hate, hate, hate them! I think I met that guy.
23 July 2005
24 July 2005
You look like you're in as good a mood as I am! Yes, I am, Jon. Did you take the last cookie too?
25 July 2005
Well, I guess I'll go mow the lawn. As soon as I reassemble the mower! Wrench?
26 July 2005
Beware of the Dog PITY the Dog
27 July 2005
It's my birthday. BURP! Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.
28 July 2005
29 July 2005
What time is it? It's snack time!
30 July 2005
Sigh I'm bored. What to do... What to do?... How about a nap? Saaay...how ABOUT a nap? How about a NAP?!! Nuts. Now I'm so excited.
31 July 2005