...and now back to our show on natural disasters... Help! The creek's risin'! The floods-they're a-comin'! Augglubbbbll-glub-l-glubb.
1 August 2005
Ellen, I have the perfect evening planned for us. -do whe what? Well, yeah, we do kind of have to be together. And poof goes another perfect evening.
2 August 2005
Ellen, I'd give ANYTHING if you'd go out with me. Wow. That's a lot of zeros. You could always hock your dignity.
3 August 2005
Ellen, my life is meaningless without you. IT's meaningless anyway. What do you mean my life is meaningless ANYway?!! Great minds think alike.
4 August 2005
What's that, Ellen? ...you think I'm boring? Me? ...BORING?! Well, Ellen, let me tell you a little story... Z Z
5 August 2005
Ellen, if you hang upon me, I'll never call you again! CLICK Oh, poor, poor Ellen... Poor, poor beside-herself-with-joy Ellen.
6 August 2005
I think I'll hypnotize Odie. Hmm. He appears to already be in a trance. Of course with dogs, it's hard to tell. Let's see how receptive he is to suggestion. You are a chiiickennn... cluck cluck cluck Is Odie hypnotized? No. Juststupid.
7 August 2005
Let's play "Scary Words". Riiight. Words don't scare me. "Lasagna Famine". Garfield? Breathe! I can't breathe!
8 August 2005
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Never iron pants while you're wearing them. Thanks. I'll remember that the next time I wear pants.
9 August 2005
Garfield! Why is there a fish in your dish?! I'm returning him to his natural habitat. sploosh! ...my stomach!
10 August 2005
Picnic time! All right! Don't I get a sandwich? Blankets don't eat.
11 August 2005
Cat breath... ...versus dog breath. You be the judge!
12 August 2005
Cookies * This will save you a step. Cookies
13 August 2005
What do you do today...what to do? ... I could raid the fridge... Or watch some TV... Or take a nap... *I* know! I'll go see what that rascal, Odie, is up to.
14 August 2005
HACK! Garfield! Is this your feather? Do I look like a canary?
15 August 2005
You know, you can't eat just one canary. Once I start eating canaries, I just can't stop! So, what's YOUR favorite snack food?
16 August 2005
So, I sneak up on this cat, see... And then I beat the stuffing out of him! I think I'll go for a cheese sandwich.
17 August 2005
Being yellow in color, you would think canaries would have a buttery flavor. But they don't. Go away. Or lemony!
18 August 2005
Those are Murray's feathers! This can only mean one thing... Murray's molting! I like you.
19 August 2005
I was in your neighborhood, so I thought I'd hand deliver this. Gee thanks, dag. Garfield! We got an invitation to Blondie and Dagwood's anniversary party! FOOD! "No gifts. Casual dress. Dialogue and lettering will be provided". Yesss!I won't ev
20 August 2005
* dingle dingle Oh. Odieee. skit skit skit skit * dingle dingle dingle dingle No traction on the linoleum. skitty skitty skitty skitty skitty * dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle skittitty skittitty skittitty skittitty skittittyskittitty WHOOMP SH
21 August 2005
Hey, Garfield! I baked a cake today! Do tell. But I guess you know that. Duh.
22 August 2005
So that's why the ceiling fan stopped.
23 August 2005
Wait! You can't eat me! Why? Uh, well...'cause I'm plastic? Yeh, that's it! I'm plastic! If you're gonna lie, you gotta lie with authority. I'll remember that.
24 August 2005
Jon, you are such a klutz. Get off the floor. You pushed me off my chair! And why must you dwell on the past?!
25 August 2005
POING He's holding his concentration better than usual.
26 August 2005
Care to try out the non-stick surface of my new skillet? Sure! What fun! In fact, I want to invite all my friends, too! I'll be right back! Perhaps my ploy was a bit too obvious...
27 August 2005
* RIIIN... Hello? Mrs. Feeny is on the phone. Give her my love. She's angry with you again. She's beautiful when she scrowls. I can hear her teeth grinding. In her mouth, or in the glass? She wants to know where her blommers are.They're now in a circus te
28 August 2005
Woe is me! My dish is empty! * ding Thank goodness my prk chops are ready.
29 August 2005
That's odd. It's missing. Garfield, have you seen twnty pounds of kitty litter? Memo of self: read labels.
30 August 2005
I've stolen Odie's bone! It's all mine! And boy, is this disgusting!
31 August 2005