I'm going to leap on that donut! - - Okay, I'm going to waddle over that donut!
1 September 2005
Garfield here! - With a special safety tip for all you boys and girls out there... - Never stand between me and my dinner!
2 September 2005
Question... - If I ate the ingredients separately... - Would they form a lasagna in my stomach? NOW what are we going to have for dinner?
3 September 2005
Oboy! It's here! - - Have a nice day! - bweeeen - ping SPWAK - zzzzzzzzzz SPLAT! - My...what a nice day!
4 September 2005
...you cats! - TAKE! TAKE! TAKE! You're right. - GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!
5 September 2005
That's disgusting! - What's his problem? - You'd think he'd never seen a hairball scrapbook before.
6 September 2005
I would like to be alone. - You got it! - Well? I'll stand guard.
7 September 2005
Not counting this bag... - We're completely out of potato chips. - How unfortunate and how so very strange.
8 September 2005
beep beep bip bip boop boop boop - Hello, Luigi's Pizza Parlor. - It's for you.
9 September 2005
- Well, it wasn't easy, but I got both shoes on the same foot! - Is it any wonder I sleep 18 hours a day?
10 September 2005
aliens, I tell you!
11 September 2005
I have here a message of hope. - ...a promise of dreams come true, of desires fulfilled... - Is that a shopping list? Helloooo.
12 September 2005
- - I said go get the ball. I didn't say bring it back.
13 September 2005
Hey! Where are my slippers?! - You left them in my food bowl again. Well, then give 'em to me! - PTOOEY bonk
14 September 2005
Hey, how about a display of affection? - purr - That's IT?!! Hey, that WAS even kinda sappy for a cat.
15 September 2005
I was out late last night. - - You got lost, didn't you? - A lot of the houses around here look alike!
16 September 2005
WHOA! CRASH! - That tree almost fell on me! - I am one lucky cat, huh, Jon? Jon?
17 September 2005
* bip bip boop boop beep beep boop - - Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. - - With everything on it. - - BIGGER THAN LARGE YOU DORK And do you have anything bigger than a large, you dork? Oops.
18 September 2005
- SLUP - How's the coffee? It got the job done.
19 September 2005
Do NOT kick Odie! - You're the boss. - SLAP!
20 September 2005
Everything is your fault. - Well... - Except the weather. Nobody's perfect.
21 September 2005
Who knows? Maybe there ARE beings on other planets. - Yeah... - Chickens would be nice.
22 September 2005
198 - 199 - 200 rings! Do you suppose she isn't home?
23 September 2005
You wait right here while I do nothing. - - I'm back. You are so strange.
24 September 2005
rushed over to her and said... - "You MUST be today's special, 'cause you're making me HUNGRY!" - Which explains the genoa salami in my left ear. I'll ge the forceps and mustard.
25 September 2005
Oh, sure... - We cats didn't invent the nap. - We merely perfected it.
26 September 2005
You shouldn't just lie here, Garfield. I shouldn't? - Cool... - I'm a rebel!
27 September 2005
If you stay there long enough, you'll get covered with dust... - And eventually, nobody will be able to see you! - Good. Then maybe the nagging will stop.
28 September 2005
That ceiling looks like a wall. - Which proves my point. - Standing is overrated.
29 September 2005
Getting some rest? Nope... - I'm doing nothing. - The two can appear amazingly similar to the untrained eye.
30 September 2005