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Garfield

I'm going to leap on that donut! Okay, I'm going to waddle over that donut!

1 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Garfield here! With a special safety tip for all you boys and girls out there... Never stand between me and my dinner!

2 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Question... If I ate the ingredients separately... Would they form a lasagna in my stomach? NOW what are we going to have for dinner?

3 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Oboy! It's here! Have a nice day! bweeeen ping SPWAK zzzzzzzzzz SPLAT! My...what a nice day!

4 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

...you cats! TAKE! TAKE! TAKE! You're right. GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!

5 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

That's disgusting! What's his problem? You'd think he'd never seen a hairball scrapbook before.

6 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

I would like to be alone. You got it! Well? I'll stand guard.

7 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Not counting this bag... We're completely out of potato chips. How unfortunate and how so very strange.

8 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

beep beep bip bip boop boop boop Hello, Luigi's Pizza Parlor. It's for you.

9 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Well, it wasn't easy, but I got both shoes on the same foot! Is it any wonder I sleep 18 hours a day?

10 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

What's with the big grin? I'm grinning? That can't be! I'm VERY unhappy. MY FACe MUST BE UNDER THE CONTROL OF GRIN-HAPPY ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET! Oh, the horror of it all! You ate the last donut, didn't you? It's the grin-happyaliens, I tell you!

11 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

I have here a message of hope. ...a promise of dreams come true, of desires fulfilled... Is that a shopping list? Helloooo.

12 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

I said go get the ball. I didn't say bring it back.

13 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Where are my slippers?! You left them in my food bowl again. Well, then give 'em to me! PTOOEY bonk

14 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hey, how about a display of affection? purr That's IT?!! Hey, that WAS even kinda sappy for a cat.

15 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

I was out late last night. You got lost, didn't you? A lot of the houses around here look alike!

16 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

WHOA! CRASH! That tree almost fell on me! I am one lucky cat, huh, Jon? Jon?

17 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

* bip bip boop boop beep beep boop Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. With everything on it. BIGGER THAN LARGE YOU DORK And do you have anything bigger than a large, you dork? Oops.

18 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

SLUP How's the coffee? It got the job done.

19 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Do NOT kick Odie! You're the boss. SLAP!

20 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Everything is your fault. Well... Except the weather. Nobody's perfect.

21 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Who knows? Maybe there ARE beings on other planets. Yeah... Chickens would be nice.

22 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

198 199 200 rings! Do you suppose she isn't home?

23 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

You wait right here while I do nothing. I'm back. You are so strange.

24 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Sigh I saw the CUTEST girl at the deli today, Garfield. She was a vision, standing at the counter right in front of the chopped liver... The smell of love and hot pastrami filled the air... Suddemly, I was a knish on a mission! Irushed over to her and sai

25 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Oh, sure... We cats didn't invent the nap. We merely perfected it.

26 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

You shouldn't just lie here, Garfield. I shouldn't? Cool... I'm a rebel!

27 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

If you stay there long enough, you'll get covered with dust... And eventually, nobody will be able to see you! Good. Then maybe the nagging will stop.

28 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

That ceiling looks like a wall. Which proves my point. Standing is overrated.

29 September 2005
 


 
Garfield

Getting some rest? Nope... I'm doing nothing. The two can appear amazingly similar to the untrained eye.

30 September 2005
 




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