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Garfield

It's new year's eve resolution time, Garfield. Go for it. This year I resolve to grow a moustache! A bigm HONKING moustache! And I resolve to work out! And to let my hair grow long and wavy! And to put you on a diet. Heck with it.Wanna order a pizza? Make

1 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Here I come, world! What's that? The world wants five more minutes.

2 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

SLURP! -

3 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

How's it going? Never better! Have a nice day! I can't escape the feeling there's something I should be doing. Beware of the Vicious Dog.

4 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield! A rubber mousie! Fetch it! Fetch it, Garfield! Fetch, fetch, fetchy-fetchy fetch, fetch, fetch! FETCH! Do you have dipping sauces?

5 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beth, go out with me or my heart will be broken! She said leave her alone of my legs will be broken. She's just being coy.

6 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I accidentally glued a piece of paper to my face. What a shame. Allow me to fix it. Why am I not happy? Oh, but you are.

7 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

chew chew chew f-f-f AH CHOO -

8 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

What time is it? Sorry. I'm not wearing a watch. That was a little clock humor. How about a little hammer humor?

9 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Dogs can be lazy. CAN be. Thy just aren't as dependable as cats.

10 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner will be a little late. "Roast dummy" takes time to prepare.

11 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

It's the "All-Remote" channel! click So put that remote down, guys! We click through every channel for you! click click click FINALLY! A channel that takes all the work out of being lazy. click click click click

12 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, for you, I would swim the deepest ocean... Pardon? You'll take me up on that? Long way to dog paddle with water wings.

13 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, what do you want on your bologna? A steak!

14 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Maybe I should start eating mice... If I ate mice, I wouldn't have to wait around for Jon to feed me. You don't want to do that. Why not? Have you SEEN the mice in this house?

15 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, why don't women like me? They all say, "Oh, Jon, you're so nice...you'll make someone a wonderful husband," but I'm never right for them. Why, Garfield, why?!! Because they're lying to you, Jon.

16 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Really?...you will? KLONK I Have a DAAAATE!! It's the end of the world as we know it!

17 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

You ate the flowers I bought for my date! Now what am I going to do? Have her smell my breath.

18 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm ready for a date! Whaddaya think? Oh, YEAH! You sure it's not too much? No way! You da man! Go get 'em! Atta boy! SLAM

19 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

You don't want to know how my date went. Which means I DO want to know how your date went!

20 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

The strangest thing, Garfield...my date had one nostril bigger than the other. When she inhaled, it wheezed like a kazoo. And when she EXHALED... Make him stop.

21 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Z BUMP! What was that? I heard something go bump in the night! BUMP! There it is again! ...it's getting louder! It's coming this way! BUMP! The bump in the night is coming for me!! BUMP! EEEYAAAAHHH!! It's cold out here. I THEDI'm sorry.

22 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Notice how calmly I'm waiting to be fed. Here. Now, where are my pants? All in good time.

23 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Catch the ball, Odie! I may have thrown it a bit too hard.

24 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

If you ate less, you would weigh less. Interesting theory... If only there were a way to test it.

25 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

That could be for almost anything.

26 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I am not worthy of you. You got THAT right. So much for humility. You got THAT right.

27 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

So, the moral of the story is... I'm back! I was telling a story and you left! You're not going to tell it again, are you?

28 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

eeerrrrrggghhhh nnnnnggghhhhh poot munch munch munch AAARRRGH You gotta want it bad enough.

29 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Sigh My life isn't turning out like I planned. Mine either. I wanted to ACCOMPLISH something. I wanted tuna.

30 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

SCHLURP How's your hot chocolate? Fine. And yours?

31 January 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Gee, I hope your faces don't freeze like this. THIS would be much better.

1 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

ROT DO FUROE OUT OF ORDER

2 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Just look at that snow... There's something strangely entertaining about watching it snow... Of course, watching Jon with his tongue stuck to the mailbox ups the entertainment value considerably.

3 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

What a day...my pants fell down. Right in public, too! I don't think anyone noticed. At least they got your good side.

4 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Today... I'm going to show you... How to transform something... Mundane... Into a work of art. Z I call it "Ninny in Repose".

5 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I love a parade.

6 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

How's it going? Terrible! I have a splitting headache! Then, here... ASPIRIN

7 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

How's it going? Lousy... My back is killing me! Want me to crack it for you? Why...it's a MIRACLE!

8 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

PSSSSHHHT This isn't bug spray. It's cologne. Hey, big guy.

9 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

snork! ack! glub! hurk!

10 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

? AAAHHHH!

11 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Into a lrge basket, place two pairs of pants... Five argyles, four shirts, and one bath towel. And a dash of underwear, three hankies, a lone tube sock... -a cat... And toss. Serves one.

12 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Stay upwind of the leftover sauerkraut. Words to live by.

13 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

...and double pepperoni and onions, with triple olives and anchovies. Got all that? Good. Now page two... He's weeping. Rookie.

14 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

DO NOT DISTURB Z

15 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

My inner beast desires a snack! How about a nice, frothy fruit smoothie? Inner beasts don't DO frothy and fruity.

16 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah! There's Mrs. Feeny... Say hello to my snowball, you old crank. ...with the amazing throwing arm. SPLUT!

17 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I have wasted almost this entire day. Quiet, please, I'm in the home stretch.

18 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I escaped from the zoo! I'm free! Yahoo! Whoopee Um...yeah. Well, gotta get back. It's feeding time. Take me with you.

19 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a simple man, Garfield. A simple man with simple needs. Simple man need woman. Simple woman.

20 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. We went spelunking... At her place? At her place.

21 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner was going so well... Then she excused herself from the table and never came back. She didn't even touch her food. All right already! Get to the doggy bag part!

22 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. We went on a romantic canoe ride... And she drowned my banjo. Not a jury in the world...

23 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello? You're calling to say you won't go out with me? Who's calling, please? The entire female population.

24 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. We went for a walk in the woods... And a tree fell on her. Did she make a sound?

25 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Z sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Z sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Z -

26 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to stay... ...what do they call that thing?... Active!

27 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP Tuna. Attaboy! I'll be right back! I don't want to play "Guess the Burp" anymore.

28 February 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! beep! beep! beep! All right! beep! beep! beep! beep! I set off a car alarm!

1 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Aren't you going to take the last cookie? Because if you don't want it, I'll. -

2 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Keep of the Grass -

3 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Everything I did today went wrong. I didn't do anything today. Do you see where I'm headed here?

4 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLOT! munch munch munch munch POO clonk You've got a little mustard riiight there.

5 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

An awful thing happened on the way to the studio this morning. A furry creature ran in front of my car. But, no sense wasting a good squirrel! Low-budget cooking show.

6 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Frank, dearest, there's something I MUST tell you. Go ahead, my darling. Tell me... ...uh... This has been "Writer's Block Theatre".

7 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Dirk, I know you love me, and I love you...but our love can never be! Okay, bye. Um, Dirk? Dirk's gonna paaaay...

8 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

We have with us tonight a man who hasn't spoken in 32 years. Good evening, sir. Good eve Uh...can I take that back? No, sir. You distinctly spoke. No, I didn't. There! You spoke again! His lips aren't really moving that much.

9 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Shirley, I think the monster is behind that door! Oh, Bob! ** DING-DONG Wanna get that, Shirl? Prince of a guy, that Bob.

10 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

DANG, Earl, it's a SPACESHIP! DANG, Earl, them's ALIENS! DANG, Earl, yer bein' PROBED! Can't be more than four teeth in that grin, Earl.

11 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Good evening. We ask that you please remain seated for the duration of the performance... ...and to kindly hold your applause until the show's conclusion. Also, no smoking, talking, flash photography, beepers, laser pointers, or cellphones. KONK! -or pin

12 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, my dear... It's impossible for me to put into words the way I feel about you. But I have composed a little yodel that I think says it all.

13 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a thing for you, Ellen. Ad it won't go away. Kinda like a rash. I need air.

14 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen put me on hold. Interesting song... Sounds like a dial tone. You folks go on about your business. We're going to be here for a looong time.

15 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I'm your man! And you'r emy woman! My woman hung up on her man. And his cat isn't surprised.

16 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's play "Hide and Seek," Garfield! Eight, nine, ten...READY OR NOT, HERE I COME! You're not hiding, are you? It's friday night. Will someone out there please date this man?

17 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, how about going to the drive-in tonight? What's showing?... Who CARES, baby?! click! I said that out loud, didn't I? Dibs on the TV remote.

18 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Another breakfast just like the one before... Jon enjoying his coffee... Odie with his ever-present dingle ball... Sigh...same ol', same ol'... Yessss.

19 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmm... I think I'll order the fish of the day. How about you? I'll go with the cow of the day.

20 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't know, Garfield... This place looks pretty fancy. I have sixteen forks. Which one is for scratching your nose?

21 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm starving. Where's that waiter? * WHONK THAT got his attention.

22 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Garfield, did you have room for dessert? WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA!

23 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA!

24 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, the next time we go to a restaurant, remember... The food at other tables... BELONGS TO OTHER PEOPLE! Who made up that stupid rule?

25 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

One cookie left... That one old cookie that's lain in the bottom of the jar forever. Covered in the ancient dust of a million other cookies and the fingerprints of a million grimy hands. ...stale, rock hard, and hideouslymalformed...the "elephant co

26 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Eileen Bultwiger...I had SUCH a crush on her. Sigh I hope she's fat now. I sense bitter here.

27 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, when it comes to women, I play hard to get. Yeah, right. How can you play hard to get when they play hard to find?

28 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

That was Debbie calling to cancel our date. Funny...we didn't have a date. In fact, I don't even KNOW a Debbie. A girl can't be too careful.

29 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I just wish I could meet a girl. Who wouldn't beat me with hre purse. Well, now you're just being picky.

30 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going on an imaginary date tonight! Sad... Even his imagination is desperate.

31 March 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Right, thanks for the reminder, Janice. She calls me once a week to tell me she'll never go out with me. She can't stop thinking about me. You devil.

1 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z chirp * Z Z BARK Z

2 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to spring into action! Huuuuut! The spirit is weak, but the springer is weak.

3 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Some days I love my pets. And other days I wish I'd kept the receipts. * CRASH!

4 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't exist to serve you! Sad... So your life has no meaning at all...

5 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF SIGN Dumb sign. SMACK!!

6 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants to have a party?! Me neither.

7 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Becky, how about if we I almost managed to ask her for a date before she hung up on me. I must talk faster! Now you got it.

8 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner! Gimme! JUST a minute... Other cats meow when they want their food. ...line? MEOW! -

9 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, that woman smiled at me. Wait, was that a flirting smile, or a pity smile? Or a "look-at-the-zit-on-his-forehead" smile?! Mr. Insecurity.

10 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey there, what's up? I'm being annoyed by some guy with a cat. The brute. And thinl how embarrassed his poor cat must be.

11 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

That's my date and me at the fall dance. The theme that year was "undersea fantasy". It was just a coicidence that she had gills. My, she's a lovely shade of green.

12 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, -Please, please, please, please, please, please go out with me. One more "please" might have done it. No, that would have sounded like begging.

13 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Karen thinks she and I should see other people. She thinks it would be healthy for both of us. An odd conversation for a first date... But civilized.

14 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I have ESP. I know exactly what you're going to say. I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin, and then I'm going to pull your right shoe off and stuff itup your left nost

15 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Yawn Yawn Yawn click THUD -

16 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, this isn't my sign. Beware of the Cat But I like hanging around it. We're talking about intimidation by association.

17 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

you'll do what I say because I'm the boss! You're cute when you're delusional. pat pat pat

18 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I thoight it was tuesday. But as it turns out, it's wednesday. BUT IN SPITE OF THAT STARTLING REVELATION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAN IS STILL ABLE TO FUNCTION!

19 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Vicious Dog Pretty impressive sign, eh? Do you know what it says= I have no idea, Good!

20 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a great big world out there! Really? Yup. Say it IS big. Hey!

21 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

The good night kiss was a disaster. I missed her face and kissed her bug zapper. Now my back fillings are picking up a hula station on Maui. Hey! Do you suppose there's an all-night luau joint around here?

22 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

bip bip boop Hi, Ellen? It's Jon! How have you been? Great! And work, how's work? ...oh, good to hear! Hey, listen, Ellen, I suppose you're wondering why I called... You see, it's been quite a while since I had a date... And I'mabout as desperate as a mon

23 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

This movie looks interesting... It's a courtroom drama. I don't really get into those. "Godzilla vs. the Board of Education". However...

24 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT THUD

25 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

The ad says this movie is "fun for the whole family". Hey, we're family, right? In a dysfunctional sorta way.

26 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I love animated animals. Is that a yodeling toaster? I've never seen kitchen appliances in a conga line before.

27 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Someone here order some zany hijinks? Don't you dare.

28 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Citizens in distress, you say?! THIS is a job for... Indecisive Man.

29 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle click Too good for the pet door? It's a dignity thing.

30 April 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Ellen, it's Jon! How are you? A splitting headache? I'm so sorry...how long have you had it? Seven seconds... Hey! Isn't that about the time you called?

1 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, you can go out with me now. Remember you said you only date men who live dangerously? Well, yesterday I ran with scissors! He laughs in the face of stupidity.

2 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I really like talking to you, Ellen... I really, really, really like talking to you. Please say something back. Her mother told her if she couldn't say anything nice...

3 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I think it's time we take our relationship to another level. Pardon? That's not another level, Ellen. That's another country. Jon isn't as stupid as he looks.

4 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm ready for my big date! I don't have a big date! Yeah, the word "big" gave you away.

5 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen...bless you...did you get...bless you...the flowers...bless you...I sent? What do oyu mean, "guess"? How should I know? That would require a brain.

6 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Bacon frying.

7 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I may not be rich, Ellen. But remember one thing... Money can't buy happiness. You rent it?

8 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Ellen, what are my chances of a date with you? SLAM! I heard a door slam. I'd say those were your chances leaving the building.

9 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I've decided to go out with you. But you'll have to beg. Waaaah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! So much for reverse psychology. you said it, Sigmund.

10 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I have something to tell you. I only have a week to live. YEEES!! So much for the sympathy angle. You have all mine.

11 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a real cute guy, Wendy. Like a small woodland creature. Wendy doesn't date weasels. Wendy's clever.

12 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you know what I think? YAWN! Yes.

13 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

-

14 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield... Some pets are actually entertaining. Really? Hey! Where can WE get some of those?!

15 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Notice how cool I remained during your two-hour dissertation? I noticed you fell asleep at one point. ULTRA cool!

16 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

If you chewed longer, it would seem like you had more food. No, if I had more FOOD it would seem like I had more food.

17 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Keep away from my fish dinner!

18 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Is this tie too big? Not at all... As long as your circus friends don't object, neither do I!

19 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Saturday night and no date again. How about a game of checkers? Checkers? Hey! I THOUGHT those went down hard.

20 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

PING-A-TINK PING PING PTINK PTOINK PTOINK PTANK PTOONG koink KEENK KWANK Strange... KWINK KEE-TANK KANK-KANK KINKA TINKA KOINK KOINK I've looked and I've looked... P-KANG P-KOINKA KEENK BINKa BINKA TINKA But I can't find my keysanywhere. KWINKA KWANKA tin

21 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a note from a secret admirer! I'm not surprised... If I admired Jon, I would want to keep it a secret, too.

22 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I've written down some witty things to say to my date tonight. "Howdy doo!" "How's tricks?" Ladies and gentlemen, shecky Arbuckle.

23 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Women are crazy about love poems. What rhymes with "Wolverine"? "Loser".

24 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a date, Garfield. This woman is VERY particular. If you know what I mean. She only dates geeks?

25 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Big date tonight, Garfield. She likes her men to smell masculine. I haven't showered in three days! That explains the dead fern.

26 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Cough. Hee! Hee! Hee! My date showed up! She just happened to be invisible! I didn't say anything.

27 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

-

28 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Everyone on the PLANET loves cats! And anyone who doesn't... Is a SPACE ALIEN!

29 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, boy... Do you know what people think when they see a man in a top hat? Sophistication. Or, you must have a funny-shaped head.

30 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you say my lips are pouty and kissable? I don't know. KISS Pouty? No. Kissable? Yeees, but not that fireworks-going-off, give-you-goose-bumps kind of kissable. poo! poo!

31 May 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I feel like everybody hates me. That's not true, Jon. Not everybody knows you!

1 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I worry too much. Or not enough.

2 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! And just what are you laughing at? Oh, my...where to start...where to start...

3 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

-

4 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

My life is a lonely one, Garfield. A lone man roaming a barren land... SAAAAY... I was afraid of this.

5 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

My date tried to have me arrested for being boring. And I don't even think it's illegal! I notice you're not professing innocence.

6 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

My date just never warmed up to me. I even stuck french fries in my ears and hung a spoon on my nose. Women...they're a real mytery, huh?

7 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

It's what's inside that counts. Beauty is only skin deep. You can't judge a book by its cover. Guess who has a blind date tonight?

8 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. She tried to run me over with her truck. Fortunately, eighteen-wheelers aren't all that maneuverable. You can pick 'em, all right.

9 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

A blind date, at a monster truck rally, what was I thinking? She had long, red hair running down her back... None on her head...just down her back. Okay, you can stop right there.

10 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Showtime! Uh-oh...grapes. Missed me! doink

11 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm lonely. As in "in need of COMPANIONSHIP"! I'll pencil you in for next week.

12 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Those old bones don't move like they used to, huh, Garfield? Or did they ever? That's harassing the aged, fella.

13 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Which way to your cake? The birthday nightmares have begun.

14 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Great. Another age nightmare...who are you? I'm your memory. What's with the suitcases? I'm leaving you. Tiddy boom.

15 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi! I'm tonight's birthday nightmare! You? You don't look that scary. What are you, anyway? A card? Nah. I'm a gift certificate for a new hip.

16 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Better wish for more sand this year. Hee hee hee I hate birthday nightmares.

17 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

shhh! Happy early birthday, cat! We've got a SURPRISE for you. All right! GULP PTUI He's not looking very happy. Neither is Shirley!

18 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Instead of all those birthday candles... We decided to use just one to represent your age! -

19 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* I GOT AN E-MAIL!! Lonely boy.

20 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

This E-Mail from Dr. Liz says you're due for your annual checkup. Do you know whta THAT means? Yeah... SHE'S asking to see US! Cold hands and foreign implements.

21 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Please reply to Dr. Liz Wilson to confirm your vet appointment. Dearest snooky-wooky chicky-boo, Reception

22 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see...what should I wear when I take you to see Dr. Liz... Do you think I should bring flowers? To a vet appointment?! I wonder if it's too late to grow a moustache? Oh, this just has fun written all OVER it.

23 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, we must go to the vet. You have to get your shots. What does she think I am, a pincushion? Sh has treats. The pincushion is ready to leave when you are!

24 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

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25 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

The doctor is running a little late...please have a seat. I hope you brought a snack.

26 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow. Look what an ear mite can do. Sooo glad to be here.

27 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Wanna see my rash? Get me out of here.

28 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

cough cough cough cough

29 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

We're at the vet! We're at the vet! We're at the vet! Next. Sigh

30 June 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello-o-o, Dr. Liz... Where's your cat? Cat? Ohhh! My CAT! I USED to have a name.

1 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Why are you visiting the vet? For a checkup. I'm fine, actually. Are you sure? You look a little green around the gills. Really? And there's that scratchy throat thing going around... Cough! -that escalates into fierce hackingattacks! COUGH HACK WHEEZE H

2 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Mr. Arbuckle and his cat are in room two, Dr. Wilson. It sounds like a CHICKEN in there. Hello, Mr. Ar buckle. ...and their eyes met across a steinless steel examining table.

3 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-huh. Okay, stick your tongue out. Let me rephrase that.

4 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

You're looking lovely today, doctor. Nice of you to say so. And this is a lovely picture...it really speaks to me. Thank you. It's a diagram of a cat's digestive tract. And it's saying, "feed me".

5 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

So doc, are you seeing anyone these days? Just my patients. Where did he go? He's in the waiting room kissing a sick saint bernard.

6 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

So how have you been, Mr. Arbuckle? ME? Oh, you know me...my social calendar is packed...just PACKED. Gee, that's too bad. Will you look at that?! The Queen of England just cancelled!

7 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh, Liz? Yes? I choked, didn't I? Like a chicken trying to gargle a bowling ball.

8 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

slurk Hmmmneeds something. slurk

9 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Why don't you move around more? Not my fault. Gravity wasn't my idea.

10 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to put this shirt on Garfield. LAZY It's not true! I am not yzal, whatever that means.

11 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

The universe does NOT revolve around you, you know. And just why not? Too long a trip. Oh! Good one!

12 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Ahem ZIP! I was just clearing my throat! I could have sworn you said, "breakfast is served".

13 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, I've always felt I was destined for great things... SNORT! What was THAT? A really painful stifled laugh.

14 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

rustle rustle Did you get to the article about me yet?

15 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

DON't PANIC! Well, maybe you could panic a little... But not a lot! So to review: panic some, but not to an extreme level. ...starting... NOW!

16 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that you say, Ellen? You have amnesia and don't remember me? Cool! Talk about a dark cloud having a silver lining!

17 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

So how did you get your amnesia, Ellen? She doesn't remember. I've heard that's a symptom.

18 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Sorry about your amnesia, Ellen...would you like to go out? You know...on a date. She's forgotten what dates are. I'm surprised YOU remember.

19 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Just how bad is your amnesia? I remember othing. Tell me all about yourself. Well, there really isn't much to tell...SINCE the last space mission, that is.

20 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Please excuse me, whoever you are...I need to go and powder my nose. Boy, she really DOES have amnesia, Garfield. What are we gonna do? Amnesia, huh? So, she won't remember if she ate her dessert or not... Don't even think about it.

21 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Great! I'm finally on a date with Ellen, and she doesn't even know who I am! This night could not POSSIBLY get any worse. Wanna bet?

22 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't believe it! Liz is out with another guy!...but why?! I bet if I disguise dmyself as a french waiter I could find out what was going on over there. But that would be incredibly stupid, wouldn't it? Absolutely. I'm goin' in.My hero!

23 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Wood yew lak to or-DARE zee num-nums now? Jon? ...is that you? Well...uh...yeah. What gave me away? The bad accent? No... Your busboy.

24 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, why are you going out with THIS guy? What do you mean, "THIS GUY"? YOU said your social calendar was all booked up... I was trying to impress you! Well, I had to go out with SOMEone, didn't I? Hey! I'm SITTING RIGHT HERE!

25 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

So, wait a minute...you LIKE this guy? As a matter of fact, I do. That's right! She does! You do? I do. I'm lost here. Need directions?

26 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, sport, you two go on...she obviously has some sort of weird attraction to you. And if THIS lovely lady doesn't mind, I'll buy HER dinner instead! Ellen, I'm really sorry... Have we MET?

27 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a wonderful time tonight, Jon. So did I. And it's my birthday, too. Well, happy birthday! * kiss did you get something nice? I got a life. And they lived happily ever after.

28 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

What a night! Did you see the kiss? Yep. Well, good night. 'night, Jon. Did you see the kiss? Yeah, yeah, I saw the kiss.

29 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty

30 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

AH CHOO! SNIFF Sneezed in the caraway seeds again.

31 July 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah... GAAAHHHHH * lah, lah, lah Guess who's taken up needlepoint?

1 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM! Garfield, I'm hom GUCK! Dumb door! Stupid necktie! He does know how to make an entrance.

2 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm home! Could you help me... -with these groceries?

3 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm having that dream again. The one where I'm locked outside without my pants on. I am dreaming, aren't I? Now comes the good part.

4 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, the can opener is broken. Not to worry. I've prepared for just such an emergency. Is that an acetylene torch? Step away from the can...

5 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop Ketchup... SQUIRRRRRT Mustard... PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP Relish... GOINK GOINK Onions... Uh-oh. Got a spare wiener on ya?

6 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz and I are actually going out...I don't think it's really sunk in yet. YAHHH-HOOOIE!!! Sink, sank, sunk.

7 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The way things taste, the way things smell. I'm gonna have to change my socks more often. Especially the way things smell.

8 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Liz, it's Jon...would you like to go to the movies friday night? Yes? ...just like that? This will take some getting used to.

9 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm leaving for my date now. You two WILL behave yourselves, right? What? What color is the sky in the world you live in, Jon Arbuckle?

10 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Two, please. How did Garfield deal with having to stay home tonight, Jon? He was pretty broken up about it, but he's gotta learn that you and I need time for ourselves. If you'd like pepperoni, press one.

11 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a great time at the movies with Liz. I'd forgotten what popcorn without cat hair in it tasted like. Don't get used to it.

12 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Windy day. Tell me about it.

13 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm no expert on anything... So, I have nothing to say... ...nothing at all... And yet you still keep talking!

14 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm in the mood to party! Or fold laundry. There's little difference in Jon's world.

15 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a scrapbook. It's full of things I've clawed. Well, it used to be.

16 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I think it's time we cleaned out the refrigerator. Why the rush? The baloney is yodeling. Let's wait for the olives to start blinking.

17 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Please wait to be seated Sit

18 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

They say talking to plants helps them grow. I don't think my elbows match. SMACK! You killed it, dummy!

19 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

patta patta patta patta patta patta patta BOING Howdy-doo YAAAHH!

20 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't believe Liz is my girlfriend, Garfield! You know what this means, don't you?... I have a date for new year's! First things first, pal.

21 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz likes my smile. My face hurts. That's the price you pay for love.

22 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* RIIING * RIIING * RIIING HI, Liz! Oh, nothing. Could you do nothing with a towel on?

23 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz and I are going to the movies on friday. It's a chick flick and I don't care. So this is love.

24 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff This movie is so sad. sniff

25 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, mom...guess what? I have a girlfriend! Hello? Hello? What happened? Mom fainted into her mashed potatoes. I've had dreams like that.

26 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

SLURP LICK LICK SLURP SLURP SLURP LICK LICK LICK SLURP SLURP LICK LICK LICK SLUUURRP Beware of Affectionate Dog

27 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Yawn! That was a boring yawn. YAWN! Now we're talking!

28 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll stare off into space and daydream. Nuts. It's a rerun.

29 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like to order a large anchovy, onion, and garlic pizza. You'll have to quarantine our house? Make it an extra-large. NO fear, baby!!

30 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! snatch That's your best driver's license photo yet!

31 August 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Why doesn't your owner let you run free? I mangle cats. Freedom is overrated.

1 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm in a really, really bad mood. Hey, Jon! You gotta see this!

2 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM! I guess I don't have to ask how this date went.

3 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what Liz sees in me, Garfield... Could it be my rugged-yet-sensitive good looks? STOP BITING YOUR LIP!

4 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Liz! ...a what? A veterinary lecture? Tonight? Sure! Sounds like fun! I wonder what you wear to one of those. A sincere look of feigned interest.

5 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm looking forward to this lecture tonight, Liz. Really? Most people find them pretty boring. Not me! Oh, are you an authority on veterinary medicine? No, I'm an authority on boring.

6 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I've never been to a veterinary lecture before. Care for some popcorn? Um...no thanks, sweetie.

7 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

What's the screen for? This doctor shows slides with his lectures. So it's like a show, huh? This oughta be. Is that a bowel? Not a healthy one.

8 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz and I went to dinner, and then to a veterinary lecture. It was titled, "Life cycle of the tapeworm". I shouldn't have ordered the spaghetti. Hungry again, are we?

9 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, forget it! Works every time. -

10 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, mouse, what's shakin'? I don't think that's any of your business, fatso. Mice are touchy before they've had their morning cheese.

11 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you ever get a song stuck in your head? And you just can't stop humming it? If cat food jingles count, yes.

12 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I have something to do! I was lying. Well, that counts as something.

13 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Why does your sign say, "Beware of Cats"? Because cats are mean. Take it down or I'll beat you with it. SEE?

14 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, where's the cake that was in the oven? munch munch It hasn't risen yet! BA-GOING! NOW you tell me.

15 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

It looks like you're going to spend all day in bed! All right! Is this some kind of trick?

16 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

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17 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you're not jealous of me seeing Liz, are you? No? Don't flatter yourself.

18 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

L like Liz a lot, Garfield... But I'm not going to rush into anything really serious. It's not like I'm ready to show her my sock drawer. You should save that for your wedding night.

19 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz laughed at all my jokes tonight. Is it wrong to question her sense of humor? In your case, no.

20 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, now that Jon and I are dating, I hope you and I can be friends. That won't be easy. It's hard to be friends with someone who's seen you naked.

21 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, I really like you. I like you too, Jon. I think it's time we took our relationship to the next level. Oh? Polka-Karaoke night!! Welcome to our world, baby.

22 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Pizza tonight! Hey! Where did you hid the knobs to the stove?! Make mine half pepperoni, half double pepperoni.

23 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

PLAY PLAY REW PLAY REW PLAY Whatcha' watching? Oh, just some treasured moments.

24 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hungry? I hate to be a bother.

25 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight's delicacy is... "Vulture Pot Pie" Well! Who's eating who NOW, huh, fella?

26 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

This evening we're featuring "Winged Things". "Choice cuts of chicken, turkey, owl, falcon, emu, and penguin". "Artificial sparrow flavoring added". That's what gives it its zing.

27 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Missing Have You Seen Me? All right, all right! I ate the last cookie!

28 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! I wanted a donut, too! Very well, you may have the one off the end.

29 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

CLOP Ringer!

30 September 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

-

1 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Having a girlfriend has really opened my eyes, Garfield. I'm learning so much about women. Sorry. Well, I AM!

2 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like to make a dinner reservation for two. Name's Arbuckle... And can I get t table near the giant singing robot mouse? Another date to remember.

3 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

...and while my date and I are dining tonight, could you send your strolling violinist over to our table? It's his day off? Their dishwasher plays the juice harp. Can he stroll?

4 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Your restaurant has a WHAT after five? ... A dress code? Gee, I hope Liz owns a jacket and tie. You DO need to get out more.

5 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's out on a date with Liz. So we have the place all to ourselves. Me, the cookies, and the TV remote.

6 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

How about a nice walk? You know how I hate that stare. You know how I hate nice walks.

7 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

SQUIRRRRRRRT GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK PBTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT

8 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Ugly Dog Grrr

9 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Shy Dog -

10 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Lonely Dog -

11 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Dog Take a Number Now Biting Number 32 OW!

12 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Bunny Bunny? BURP

13 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Dog Or Visit Me on the Web at: www.

14 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

-

15 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Women are sure a mystery. Mysteries that smell REAL good. And who doesn't love a good, smelly mystery?

16 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Yeah, I suppose she's got good, sturdy legs... Yeah...good teeth, too... Dad, I'm BUYING her, not buying her at auction. These things matter to farmers.

17 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I held a door open for Liz today, and wrenched my arm. Wait for it... Stupid automatic doors! Therrre it is.

18 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, sure, I feel the same way about you, Liz... In fact, I BURP GARFIELD! GET OFF THE EXTENSION!

19 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff lap lap lap lap rowr... Good stuff, ain't it?

20 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! My head's stuck in the towel rack! NO PICTURES!! Oh, come on...just one for my website.

21 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't even think about it, cat. If you take one step closer, I'll call for reinforcements. OKAY, GET HIM, MEN! CLANK CLUNK CLINK CLANK CLUNK CLANK CLANK CLINK Allright! A sushi bar! This didn't have quite the effect I was hopingfor.

22 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow! It's a pink-bellied brown-speckled dunker! They're nearly extinct. At least this one is.

23 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

POP I'll open the milk.

24 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I need salsa...pronto.

25 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Yeeees? Take me to your freshly baked cookies.

26 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

The peper says there's a monster movie on TV. I'll goo see if it's any good. MOMMY! I'll make the popcorn.

27 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Garfield's Horror Theater". WE'RE OUT OF COOKIES! You have been watching "Garfield's Horror Theater".

28 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN BURP sniff The magic is gone, isn't it? No hug till you shave.

29 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a good scary movie on TV tonight. Yeah, sure. You say that every night. "Invasion of the 50-Foot Adolescents". Tonight, though, you would be correct.

30 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I watched "Attack of the Brain-Sucking Eye" on the late show last night. BIG mistake. Beg pardon?

31 October 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

meow...meow...meow...meow meow That's mine.

1 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* Feed Me That costs MONEY, you know! Then feed me.

2 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

What a day. I got stuck in a crowded elevator. And everyone made me eat my cell phone. Some folks just don't like polka ringtones.

3 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

You'd think staplers would come with a manual. THUD

4 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* * * STOMP tickle tickle tickle hee hee hee hee hee hee

5 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at all the dead bugs in that ceiling lamp. Yup. Huh Huh I wonder what's on TV? We're BACHELORS, baby.

6 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I just checked... All we have left for dinner are ramen noodles and chocolate pudding. Are we lucky or WHAT? We're BACHELORS, baby.

7 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Oops...I dropped the guacamole. Good thing that rug is green. We're BACHELORS, baby.

8 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

We need new dishes. We're BACHELORS, baby.

9 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff Laundry day. We're BACHELORS, baby.

10 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I dried my socks in the microwave... And now they smell like last night's macaroni and cheese! Sweet. Mmmmmm We're BACHELORS, baby.

11 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

cut cut cut GLOMP Are you gonna finish that?

12 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Dr. Wilson is with a patient right now, Mr. Arbuckle. Can I take a message? Uh huh? ...dinner tonight? ...where? ...formal dress or casual? ...what time? ...will you be bringing flowers? ... What are my intentions? She's good.

13 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz and I have a date tonight. Will you two be okay on your own? We'll manage...somehow...

14 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

What's wrong, Jon? Oh, I feel guilty about leaving Garfield and Odie alone. That's sweet. I can just see them, waiting at the door for me... Z

15 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

You shouldn't feel guilty about leaving your pets alone for the evening, Jon. I can't help it. I keep thinking about their sad little faces. Oh, Garfield, I'm such a loser.

16 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Guys! I'm back from my date! Did you miss me? Can you PAUSE the video game for a second?!

17 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I guess you two DON'T mind my going out on dates then. You seem to have done ver well all by yourselves tonight. Although I would like to know where the refrigerator went. He noticed.

18 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

CLOP ttthhhhhhhh thhhup! SPLOT chonk It's the little touches that say so much.

19 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I should cook something tonight. I mean, as long as I'm wearing the hat... You go, logic man.

20 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm trying to decide what to cook for dinner. Hmm... I'm thinking something with feelers. Well, looky here! A chinese takeout menu!

21 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? Steamed vegetables for dinner! Now that's just crazy talk, and you know it. You're not purring.

22 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Tah-dah! I saw this on a cooking show! Are you sure it wasn't a murder mystery?

23 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

This soup is from an old family recipe. Grandma named it after the chicken who inspired it. "Cream of Gladys". And blooey goes the ol' appetite.

24 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Tah-dah! GULP snatch I spent all day making that! You've really got to learn to cook faster.

25 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* *

26 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I want to get Liz something special for Christmas, Garfield... Something that speaks from my heart... Accordion lessons? Try another organ.

27 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see...could you picture your girlfriend in this, sir? Sir? Okay now, open up...here comes the choo-choo...

28 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I decided. Liz said she like dpoetry, so I got her a book by Emily Dickinson. I also got her the singing fish. You had me worried for a minute there.

29 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh...it's almost that time of year again. Soon the snow will be falling... And the Christmas cookies will be rising.

30 November 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Here they come... Christmas cookies! Shaped like little harried last-minute shoppers. Let's put them out of their misery.

1 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a Christmas card from our cable company. Interesting illustration... Santa beating a satellite dish with a giant candy cane.

2 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Daer Santa, My name is Jon. I have been good all year. My dog, Odie, has been good all year. And my cat, Garfield, says, "Hi."

3 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

It's one of those snowing-outside, toasty-warm-inside evenings... Perfect for curling up with a good book. -

4 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I thought I'd start my Christmas cards early this year! I don't believe me either. Race you to the couch.

5 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Think we should send Mrs. Feeny a Christmas card? It IS the holiday season, you know. Can't we just flock her chihuahua instead?

6 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Happy Holidays, from Jon, Garfield and Odie Happy Jonnydays, from Hol, Oldfield and Garil. Time for a little break. Hippy Frollijons,

7 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Stop trying to peek at your presnets! And by the way, those don't really work. Rats. Garfield

8 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield...I made gingerbread men! Isn't he cute? Yep. Too cute to live.

9 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

beep beep bip bip beep boop beep boop bip beep boop beep boop boop bip beep bip beep bip boop bip beep boop bip bip bip boop beep beepbip beep bip boop beep boop bip beep bip bip boop beep beep bip boop beep bip beep bip bip boop beep bipbeep beep beep bo

10 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

schlurp schlurp MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Eggnog always tastes better in a Santa hat.

11 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Is my nose really that big?

12 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz is coming over! Again?! We're going to make a snowman! Liz, Liz, Liz! Enough already with Liz! She'a bringing some of her special holiday fudge. Don't you ever lose this woman.

13 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

This is fun, Jon. What would you like to do for dinner? Why don't we just order chinese food and watch an old Christmas movie o TV? He gets emotional around the holidays, doesn't he? Actually, I think it was the chinese food that did it.

14 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon...your couch is covered in cat hair! I like that in a man. You can't have her anymore. *I* love her.

15 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, pal... Who told you horizontal stripes were flattering?

16 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? Santa will be here in one week! Blink! I can't. I'm stuck.

17 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* FA-LA-LA-LA-LA... * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA... * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA... * FA-LA-LA-LA-GAK! My singing wreath! Just fa-la-la-la-ed its last la.

18 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

It's from Santa..."Dear Garfield, I got your letter telling me how god you've been all year... -Who do you think you're trying to kid?! Just kidding! It's the gas bill.

19 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Thank you, Odie!

20 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! Merry Christmas, dog! Why...thanks! -

21 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

How did Christmas caroling go? That's a lot of chocolate chips. I was in fine voice.

22 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Happy holidays, Herman! Same to you, cat. 'sup? Oh, my brother-in-law's been visiting all month. What did you ask for from Santa? For you to eat him.

23 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I heard something... Did you hear something? It sounded like big boots clomping around! And look! The cookies are gone! You don't suppose... clomp clomp clomp clomp CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP munch munch munch munch

24 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Rise and shine! CLICK! Chistmas mornings get earlier every year. Which one should we open first, Odie?

25 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

HI Liz...merry Christmas! And THANKS for the CD! It was just what I wanted! This woman must really love you. How did you know? "Polka Joe, Live at the Aztec Bowling Alley".

26 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield, just one picture in the sweater mom made for you. Hold still now...I want this to be good. Are you smiling? Take a wild guess.

27 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

I invited Liz over for new year's eve! We're gonna need a bigger couch.

28 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Party hats...check. Noisemakers...check. Punch...check. Lampshade... Lampshade? Check.

29 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Liz isn't even here yet! Stay out of the dip! Sheesh. Some party THIS is.

30 December 2006
 
 
   
Garfield

* I'm glad you could come over, Liz. Me too. You're going to experience a real Arbuckle Family New Year's! 10...9...8... 7...6...5... OK, get ready! 4...3...2...1... Here it comes! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Z

31 December 2006
 




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