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Garfield, why don't women like me? - They all say, "Oh, Jon, you're so nice...you'll make someone a wonderful husband," but I'm never right for them. - Why, Garfield, why?!! Because they're lying to you, Jon.
We have with us tonight a man who hasn't spoken in 32 years. Good evening, sir. Good eve- - Uh...can I take that back? No, sir. You distinctly spoke. - No, I didn't. There! You spoke again! His lips aren't really moving that much.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, - -Please, please, please, please, please, please go out with me. - One more "please" might have done it. No, that would have sounded like begging.
The good night kiss was a disaster. - I missed her face and kissed her bug zapper. - Now my back fillings are picking up a hula station on Maui. Hey! Do you suppose there's an all-night luau joint around here?
anywhere. KWINKA KWANKA ting tikka tikka ting ting ting QUNK KANK QUANK ting KANK - Have you checked the dryer, dimwit? And what IS that noise? KA-KINK KA-KINK ptoink PLINKA PTOINK KEENK KWEENK P-KOINK
Let's see...what should I wear when I take you to see Dr. Liz... - Do you think I should bring flowers? To a vet appointment?! - I wonder if it's too late to grow a moustache? Oh, this just has fun written all OVER it.
Please excuse me, whoever you are...I need to go and powder my nose. - Boy, she really DOES have amnesia, Garfield. What are we gonna do? Amnesia, huh? - So, she won't remember if she ate her dessert or not... Don't even think about it.
Liz, why are you going out with THIS guy? What do you mean, "THIS GUY"? - YOU said your social calendar was all booked up... - I was trying to impress you! Well, I had to go out with SOMEone, didn't I? Hey! I'm SITTING RIGHT HERE!
Two, please. How did Garfield deal with having to stay home tonight, Jon? - He was pretty broken up about it, but he's gotta learn that you and I need time for ourselves. - If you'd like pepperoni, press one.
Dr. Wilson is with a patient right now, Mr. Arbuckle. Can I take a message? - Uh huh? ...dinner tonight? ...where? ...formal dress or casual? ...what time? ...will you be bringing flowers? ... - What are my intentions? She's good.
This is fun, Jon. What would you like to do for dinner? - Why don't we just order chinese food and watch an old Christmas movie o TV? - He gets emotional around the holidays, doesn't he? Actually, I think it was the chinese food that did it.
- I heard something... - Did you hear something? - It sounded like big boots clomping around! - And look! The cookies are gone! - You don't suppose... clomp clomp clomp clomp CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP - munch munch munch munch
- * I'm glad you could come over, Liz. Me too. - You're going to experience a real Arbuckle Family New Year's! 10...9...8... - 7...6...5... OK, get ready! - 4...3...2...1... Here it comes! - HAPPY NEW YEAR! Z