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Garfield

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1 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Having a girlfriend has really opened my eyes, Garfield. I'm learning so much about women. Sorry. Well, I AM!

2 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

I'd like to make a dinner reservation for two. Name's Arbuckle... And can I get t table near the giant singing robot mouse? Another date to remember.

3 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

...and while my date and I are dining tonight, could you send your strolling violinist over to our table? It's his day off? Their dishwasher plays the juice harp. Can he stroll?

4 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Your restaurant has a WHAT after five? ... A dress code? Gee, I hope Liz owns a jacket and tie. You DO need to get out more.

5 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Jon's out on a date with Liz. So we have the place all to ourselves. Me, the cookies, and the TV remote.

6 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

How about a nice walk? You know how I hate that stare. You know how I hate nice walks.

7 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

SQUIRRRRRRRT GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK PBTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT

8 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Ugly Dog Grrr

9 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Shy Dog -

10 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Lonely Dog -

11 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Dog Take a Number Now Biting Number 32 OW!

12 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Bunny Bunny? BURP

13 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Dog Or Visit Me on the Web at: www.

14 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

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15 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Women are sure a mystery. Mysteries that smell REAL good. And who doesn't love a good, smelly mystery?

16 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Yeah, I suppose she's got good, sturdy legs... Yeah...good teeth, too... Dad, I'm BUYING her, not buying her at auction. These things matter to farmers.

17 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

I held a door open for Liz today, and wrenched my arm. Wait for it... Stupid automatic doors! Therrre it is.

18 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Well, sure, I feel the same way about you, Liz... In fact, I BURP GARFIELD! GET OFF THE EXTENSION!

19 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff lap lap lap lap rowr... Good stuff, ain't it?

20 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! My head's stuck in the towel rack! NO PICTURES!! Oh, come on...just one for my website.

21 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Don't even think about it, cat. If you take one step closer, I'll call for reinforcements. OKAY, GET HIM, MEN! CLANK CLUNK CLINK CLANK CLUNK CLANK CLANK CLINK Allright! A sushi bar! This didn't have quite the effect I was hopingfor.

22 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Wow! It's a pink-bellied brown-speckled dunker! They're nearly extinct. At least this one is.

23 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

POP I'll open the milk.

24 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

I need salsa...pronto.

25 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Yeeees? Take me to your freshly baked cookies.

26 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

The peper says there's a monster movie on TV. I'll goo see if it's any good. MOMMY! I'll make the popcorn.

27 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Garfield's Horror Theater". WE'RE OUT OF COOKIES! You have been watching "Garfield's Horror Theater".

28 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

YAWN BURP sniff The magic is gone, isn't it? No hug till you shave.

29 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

There's a good scary movie on TV tonight. Yeah, sure. You say that every night. "Invasion of the 50-Foot Adolescents". Tonight, though, you would be correct.

30 October 2006
 


 
Garfield

I watched "Attack of the Brain-Sucking Eye" on the late show last night. BIG mistake. Beg pardon?

31 October 2006
 




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