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1 October 2006
Having a girlfriend has really opened my eyes, Garfield. - I'm learning so much about women. - Sorry. Well, I AM!
2 October 2006
I'd like to make a dinner reservation for two. - Name's Arbuckle... - And can I get t table near the giant singing robot mouse? Another date to remember.
3 October 2006
...and while my date and I are dining tonight, could you send your strolling violinist over to our table? - It's his day off? - Their dishwasher plays the juice harp. Can he stroll?
4 October 2006
Your restaurant has a WHAT after five? ... - A dress code? - Gee, I hope Liz owns a jacket and tie. You DO need to get out more.
5 October 2006
Jon's out on a date with Liz. - So we have the place all to ourselves. - Me, the cookies, and the TV remote.
6 October 2006
How about a nice walk? - - You know how I hate that stare. You know how I hate nice walks.
7 October 2006
- - - SQUIRRRRRRRT - GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK - - PBTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT
8 October 2006
- Beware of Ugly Dog - Grrr
9 October 2006
Beware of Shy Dog - -
10 October 2006
Beware of Lonely Dog - -
11 October 2006
Beware of Dog - Take a Number - Now Biting Number 32 OW!
12 October 2006
- Beware of Bunny - Bunny? BURP
13 October 2006
Beware of Dog - - Or Visit Me on the Web at: www.
14 October 2006
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15 October 2006
Women are sure a mystery. - - Mysteries that smell REAL good. And who doesn't love a good, smelly mystery?
16 October 2006
Yeah, I suppose she's got good, sturdy legs... - Yeah...good teeth, too... - Dad, I'm BUYING her, not buying her at auction. These things matter to farmers.
17 October 2006
I held a door open for Liz today, and wrenched my arm. - Wait for it... - Stupid automatic doors! Therrre it is.
18 October 2006
Well, sure, I feel the same way about you, Liz... - In fact, I- BURP - GARFIELD! GET OFF THE EXTENSION!
19 October 2006
sniff sniff sniff - lap lap lap lap - rowr... Good stuff, ain't it?
20 October 2006
Garfield! My head's stuck in the towel rack! - - NO PICTURES!! Oh, come on...just one for my website.
21 October 2006
22 October 2006
Wow! It's a pink-bellied brown-speckled dunker! - They're nearly extinct. - At least this one is.
23 October 2006
- POP - I'll open the milk.
24 October 2006
- - I need salsa...pronto.
25 October 2006
- - Yeeees? Take me to your freshly baked cookies.
26 October 2006
The peper says there's a monster movie on TV. - I'll goo see if it's any good. - MOMMY! I'll make the popcorn.
27 October 2006
Welcome to "Garfield's Horror Theater". - WE'RE OUT OF COOKIES! - You have been watching "Garfield's Horror Theater".
28 October 2006
- - YAWN - - BURP - sniff - The magic is gone, isn't it? No hug till you shave.
29 October 2006
There's a good scary movie on TV tonight. Yeah, sure. - You say that every night. - "Invasion of the 50-Foot Adolescents". Tonight, though, you would be correct.
30 October 2006
I watched "Attack of the Brain-Sucking Eye" on the late show last night. - - BIG mistake. Beg pardon?
31 October 2006