1 October 2006
Having a girlfriend has really opened my eyes, Garfield. I'm learning so much about women. Sorry. Well, I AM!
2 October 2006
I'd like to make a dinner reservation for two. Name's Arbuckle... And can I get t table near the giant singing robot mouse? Another date to remember.
3 October 2006
...and while my date and I are dining tonight, could you send your strolling violinist over to our table? It's his day off? Their dishwasher plays the juice harp. Can he stroll?
4 October 2006
Your restaurant has a WHAT after five? ... A dress code? Gee, I hope Liz owns a jacket and tie. You DO need to get out more.
5 October 2006
Jon's out on a date with Liz. So we have the place all to ourselves. Me, the cookies, and the TV remote.
6 October 2006
How about a nice walk? You know how I hate that stare. You know how I hate nice walks.
7 October 2006
SQUIRRRRRRRT GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK PBTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT
8 October 2006
Beware of Ugly Dog Grrr
9 October 2006
Beware of Shy Dog -
10 October 2006
Beware of Lonely Dog -
11 October 2006
Beware of Dog Take a Number Now Biting Number 32 OW!
12 October 2006
Beware of Bunny Bunny? BURP
13 October 2006
Beware of Dog Or Visit Me on the Web at: www.
14 October 2006
15 October 2006
Women are sure a mystery. Mysteries that smell REAL good. And who doesn't love a good, smelly mystery?
16 October 2006
Yeah, I suppose she's got good, sturdy legs... Yeah...good teeth, too... Dad, I'm BUYING her, not buying her at auction. These things matter to farmers.
17 October 2006
I held a door open for Liz today, and wrenched my arm. Wait for it... Stupid automatic doors! Therrre it is.
18 October 2006
Well, sure, I feel the same way about you, Liz... In fact, I BURP GARFIELD! GET OFF THE EXTENSION!
19 October 2006
sniff sniff sniff lap lap lap lap rowr... Good stuff, ain't it?
20 October 2006
Garfield! My head's stuck in the towel rack! NO PICTURES!! Oh, come on...just one for my website.
21 October 2006
Don't even think about it, cat. If you take one step closer, I'll call for reinforcements. OKAY, GET HIM, MEN! CLANK CLUNK CLINK CLANK CLUNK CLANK CLANK CLINK Allright! A sushi bar! This didn't have quite the effect I was hopingfor.
22 October 2006
Wow! It's a pink-bellied brown-speckled dunker! They're nearly extinct. At least this one is.
23 October 2006
POP I'll open the milk.
24 October 2006
I need salsa...pronto.
25 October 2006
Yeeees? Take me to your freshly baked cookies.
26 October 2006
The peper says there's a monster movie on TV. I'll goo see if it's any good. MOMMY! I'll make the popcorn.
27 October 2006
Welcome to "Garfield's Horror Theater". WE'RE OUT OF COOKIES! You have been watching "Garfield's Horror Theater".
28 October 2006
YAWN BURP sniff The magic is gone, isn't it? No hug till you shave.
29 October 2006
There's a good scary movie on TV tonight. Yeah, sure. You say that every night. "Invasion of the 50-Foot Adolescents". Tonight, though, you would be correct.
30 October 2006
I watched "Attack of the Brain-Sucking Eye" on the late show last night. BIG mistake. Beg pardon?
31 October 2006