- meow...meow...meow...meow - meow That's mine.
1 November 2006
* - Feed Me - That costs MONEY, you know! Then feed me.
2 November 2006
What a day. - I got stuck in a crowded elevator. - And everyone made me eat my cell phone. Some folks just don't like polka ringtones.
3 November 2006
- - You'd think staplers would come with a manual. THUD
4 November 2006
* - * - * - STOMP - - tickle tickle tickle - hee hee hee hee hee hee
5 November 2006
Look at all the dead bugs in that ceiling lamp. Yup. - Huh Huh - I wonder what's on TV? We're BACHELORS, baby.
6 November 2006
I just checked... - All we have left for dinner are ramen noodles and chocolate pudding. - Are we lucky or WHAT? We're BACHELORS, baby.
7 November 2006
Oops...I dropped the guacamole. - - Good thing that rug is green. We're BACHELORS, baby.
8 November 2006
- - We need new dishes. We're BACHELORS, baby.
9 November 2006
- sniff sniff - Laundry day. We're BACHELORS, baby.
10 November 2006
I dried my socks in the microwave... - And now they smell like last night's macaroni and cheese! Sweet. - Mmmmmm We're BACHELORS, baby.
11 November 2006
- - - - cut cut cut - GLOMP - Are you gonna finish that?
12 November 2006
Dr. Wilson is with a patient right now, Mr. Arbuckle. Can I take a message? - Uh huh? ...dinner tonight? ...where? ...formal dress or casual? ...what time? ...will you be bringing flowers? ... - What are my intentions? She's good.
13 November 2006
Liz and I have a date tonight. Will you two be okay on your own? - - We'll manage...somehow...
14 November 2006
What's wrong, Jon? Oh, I feel guilty about leaving Garfield and Odie alone. - That's sweet. I can just see them, waiting at the door for me... - Z
15 November 2006
You shouldn't feel guilty about leaving your pets alone for the evening, Jon. I can't help it. - I keep thinking about their sad little faces. - Oh, Garfield, I'm such a loser.
16 November 2006
Guys! I'm back from my date! Did you miss me? - - Can you PAUSE the video game for a second?!
17 November 2006
I guess you two DON'T mind my going out on dates then. - You seem to have done ver well all by yourselves tonight. - Although I would like to know where the refrigerator went. He noticed.
18 November 2006
- - CLOP - ttthhhhhhhh - thhhup! SPLOT - chonk - It's the little touches that say so much.
19 November 2006
I should cook something tonight. - - I mean, as long as I'm wearing the hat... You go, logic man.
20 November 2006
I'm trying to decide what to cook for dinner. - Hmm... - I'm thinking something with feelers. Well, looky here! A chinese takeout menu!
21 November 2006
Guess what, Garfield? Steamed vegetables for dinner! - - Now that's just crazy talk, and you know it. You're not purring.
22 November 2006
Tah-dah! - I saw this on a cooking show! - Are you sure it wasn't a murder mystery?
23 November 2006
This soup is from an old family recipe. - Grandma named it after the chicken who inspired it. - "Cream of Gladys". And blooey goes the ol' appetite.
24 November 2006
Tah-dah! - GULP snatch - I spent all day making that! You've really got to learn to cook faster.
25 November 2006
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26 November 2006
I want to get Liz something special for Christmas, Garfield... - Something that speaks from my heart... - Accordion lessons? Try another organ.
27 November 2006
Let's see...could you picture your girlfriend in this, sir? - Sir? - Okay now, open up...here comes the choo-choo...
28 November 2006
Well, I decided. Liz said she like dpoetry, so I got her a book by Emily Dickinson. - - I also got her the singing fish. You had me worried for a minute there.
29 November 2006
Sigh...it's almost that time of year again. - Soon the snow will be falling... - And the Christmas cookies will be rising.
30 November 2006