meow...meow...meow...meow meow That's mine.
1 November 2006
* Feed Me That costs MONEY, you know! Then feed me.
2 November 2006
What a day. I got stuck in a crowded elevator. And everyone made me eat my cell phone. Some folks just don't like polka ringtones.
3 November 2006
You'd think staplers would come with a manual. THUD
4 November 2006
* * * STOMP tickle tickle tickle hee hee hee hee hee hee
5 November 2006
Look at all the dead bugs in that ceiling lamp. Yup. Huh Huh I wonder what's on TV? We're BACHELORS, baby.
6 November 2006
I just checked... All we have left for dinner are ramen noodles and chocolate pudding. Are we lucky or WHAT? We're BACHELORS, baby.
7 November 2006
Oops...I dropped the guacamole. Good thing that rug is green. We're BACHELORS, baby.
8 November 2006
We need new dishes. We're BACHELORS, baby.
9 November 2006
sniff sniff Laundry day. We're BACHELORS, baby.
10 November 2006
I dried my socks in the microwave... And now they smell like last night's macaroni and cheese! Sweet. Mmmmmm We're BACHELORS, baby.
11 November 2006
cut cut cut GLOMP Are you gonna finish that?
12 November 2006
Dr. Wilson is with a patient right now, Mr. Arbuckle. Can I take a message? Uh huh? ...dinner tonight? ...where? ...formal dress or casual? ...what time? ...will you be bringing flowers? ... What are my intentions? She's good.
13 November 2006
Liz and I have a date tonight. Will you two be okay on your own? We'll manage...somehow...
14 November 2006
What's wrong, Jon? Oh, I feel guilty about leaving Garfield and Odie alone. That's sweet. I can just see them, waiting at the door for me... Z
15 November 2006
You shouldn't feel guilty about leaving your pets alone for the evening, Jon. I can't help it. I keep thinking about their sad little faces. Oh, Garfield, I'm such a loser.
16 November 2006
Guys! I'm back from my date! Did you miss me? Can you PAUSE the video game for a second?!
17 November 2006
I guess you two DON'T mind my going out on dates then. You seem to have done ver well all by yourselves tonight. Although I would like to know where the refrigerator went. He noticed.
18 November 2006
CLOP ttthhhhhhhh thhhup! SPLOT chonk It's the little touches that say so much.
19 November 2006
I should cook something tonight. I mean, as long as I'm wearing the hat... You go, logic man.
20 November 2006
I'm trying to decide what to cook for dinner. Hmm... I'm thinking something with feelers. Well, looky here! A chinese takeout menu!
21 November 2006
Guess what, Garfield? Steamed vegetables for dinner! Now that's just crazy talk, and you know it. You're not purring.
22 November 2006
Tah-dah! I saw this on a cooking show! Are you sure it wasn't a murder mystery?
23 November 2006
This soup is from an old family recipe. Grandma named it after the chicken who inspired it. "Cream of Gladys". And blooey goes the ol' appetite.
24 November 2006
Tah-dah! GULP snatch I spent all day making that! You've really got to learn to cook faster.
25 November 2006
26 November 2006
I want to get Liz something special for Christmas, Garfield... Something that speaks from my heart... Accordion lessons? Try another organ.
27 November 2006
Let's see...could you picture your girlfriend in this, sir? Sir? Okay now, open up...here comes the choo-choo...
28 November 2006
Well, I decided. Liz said she like dpoetry, so I got her a book by Emily Dickinson. I also got her the singing fish. You had me worried for a minute there.
29 November 2006
Sigh...it's almost that time of year again. Soon the snow will be falling... And the Christmas cookies will be rising.
30 November 2006