Gee, I hope your faces don't freeze like this. THIS would be much better.
1 February 2006
ROT DO FUROE OUT OF ORDER
2 February 2006
Just look at that snow... There's something strangely entertaining about watching it snow... Of course, watching Jon with his tongue stuck to the mailbox ups the entertainment value considerably.
3 February 2006
What a day...my pants fell down. Right in public, too! I don't think anyone noticed. At least they got your good side.
4 February 2006
Today... I'm going to show you... How to transform something... Mundane... Into a work of art. Z I call it "Ninny in Repose".
5 February 2006
I love a parade.
6 February 2006
How's it going? Terrible! I have a splitting headache! Then, here... ASPIRIN
7 February 2006
How's it going? Lousy... My back is killing me! Want me to crack it for you? Why...it's a MIRACLE!
8 February 2006
PSSSSHHHT This isn't bug spray. It's cologne. Hey, big guy.
9 February 2006
snork! ack! glub! hurk!
10 February 2006
11 February 2006
Into a lrge basket, place two pairs of pants... Five argyles, four shirts, and one bath towel. And a dash of underwear, three hankies, a lone tube sock... -a cat... And toss. Serves one.
12 February 2006
Stay upwind of the leftover sauerkraut. Words to live by.
13 February 2006
...and double pepperoni and onions, with triple olives and anchovies. Got all that? Good. Now page two... He's weeping. Rookie.
14 February 2006
DO NOT DISTURB Z
15 February 2006
My inner beast desires a snack! How about a nice, frothy fruit smoothie? Inner beasts don't DO frothy and fruity.
16 February 2006
Ah! There's Mrs. Feeny... Say hello to my snowball, you old crank. ...with the amazing throwing arm. SPLUT!
17 February 2006
I have wasted almost this entire day. Quiet, please, I'm in the home stretch.
18 February 2006
I escaped from the zoo! I'm free! Yahoo! Whoopee Um...yeah. Well, gotta get back. It's feeding time. Take me with you.
19 February 2006
I'm a simple man, Garfield. A simple man with simple needs. Simple man need woman. Simple woman.
20 February 2006
Bad date, Garfield. We went spelunking... At her place? At her place.
21 February 2006
Dinner was going so well... Then she excused herself from the table and never came back. She didn't even touch her food. All right already! Get to the doggy bag part!
22 February 2006
Bad date, Garfield. We went on a romantic canoe ride... And she drowned my banjo. Not a jury in the world...
23 February 2006
Hello? You're calling to say you won't go out with me? Who's calling, please? The entire female population.
24 February 2006
Bad date, Garfield. We went for a walk in the woods... And a tree fell on her. Did she make a sound?
25 February 2006
Z sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Z sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Z -
26 February 2006
I like to stay... ...what do they call that thing?... Active!
27 February 2006
BURP Tuna. Attaboy! I'll be right back! I don't want to play "Guess the Burp" anymore.
28 February 2006