Gee, I hope your faces don't freeze like this. - - THIS would be much better.
1 February 2006
ROT DO FUROE - - OUT OF ORDER
2 February 2006
Just look at that snow... - There's something strangely entertaining about watching it snow... - Of course, watching Jon with his tongue stuck to the mailbox ups the entertainment value considerably.
3 February 2006
What a day...my pants fell down. - Right in public, too! - I don't think anyone noticed. At least they got your good side.
4 February 2006
- Today... - I'm going to show you... - How to transform something... - Mundane... - Into a work of art. - Z I call it "Ninny in Repose".
5 February 2006
- - I love a parade.
6 February 2006
How's it going? Terrible! - I have a splitting headache! Then, here... - ASPIRIN
7 February 2006
How's it going? Lousy... - My back is killing me! - Want me to crack it for you? Why...it's a MIRACLE!
8 February 2006
PSSSSHHHT - - This isn't bug spray. It's cologne. Hey, big guy.
9 February 2006
- - snork! ack! glub! hurk!
10 February 2006
- ? - AAAHHHH!
11 February 2006
- Into a lrge basket, place two pairs of pants... - Five argyles, four shirts, and one bath towel. - And a dash of underwear, three hankies, a lone tube sock... - -a cat... - And toss. - Serves one.
12 February 2006
- - Stay upwind of the leftover sauerkraut. Words to live by.
13 February 2006
...and double pepperoni and onions, with triple olives and anchovies. Got all that? - Good. Now page two... - He's weeping. Rookie.
14 February 2006
- DO NOT DISTURB - Z
15 February 2006
My inner beast desires a snack! - How about a nice, frothy fruit smoothie? - Inner beasts don't DO frothy and fruity.
16 February 2006
Ah! There's Mrs. Feeny... - Say hello to my snowball, you old crank. - ...with the amazing throwing arm. SPLUT!
17 February 2006
I have wasted almost this entire day. - - Quiet, please, I'm in the home stretch.
18 February 2006
- I escaped from the zoo! - I'm free! - Yahoo! - Whoopee - Um...yeah. - Well, gotta get back. It's feeding time. Take me with you.
19 February 2006
I'm a simple man, Garfield. A simple man with simple needs. - - Simple man need woman. Simple woman.
20 February 2006
Bad date, Garfield. - We went spelunking... - At her place? At her place.
21 February 2006
Dinner was going so well... - Then she excused herself from the table and never came back. - She didn't even touch her food. All right already! Get to the doggy bag part!
22 February 2006
Bad date, Garfield. - We went on a romantic canoe ride... - And she drowned my banjo. Not a jury in the world...
23 February 2006
Hello? - You're calling to say you won't go out with me? - Who's calling, please? The entire female population.
24 February 2006
Bad date, Garfield. - We went for a walk in the woods... - And a tree fell on her. Did she make a sound?
25 February 2006
Z - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Z - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG - Z -
26 February 2006
I like to stay... - ...what do they call that thing?... - Active!
27 February 2006
BURP - Tuna. - Attaboy! I'll be right back! I don't want to play "Guess the Burp" anymore.
28 February 2006