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Garfield

Right, thanks for the reminder, Janice. She calls me once a week to tell me she'll never go out with me. She can't stop thinking about me. You devil.

1 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Z chirp * Z Z BARK Z

2 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Time to spring into action! Huuuuut! The spirit is weak, but the springer is weak.

3 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Some days I love my pets. And other days I wish I'd kept the receipts. * CRASH!

4 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

I don't exist to serve you! Sad... So your life has no meaning at all...

5 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF SIGN Dumb sign. SMACK!!

6 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Who wants to have a party?! Me neither.

7 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Becky, how about if we I almost managed to ask her for a date before she hung up on me. I must talk faster! Now you got it.

8 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Dinner! Gimme! JUST a minute... Other cats meow when they want their food. ...line? MEOW! -

9 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, that woman smiled at me. Wait, was that a flirting smile, or a pity smile? Or a "look-at-the-zit-on-his-forehead" smile?! Mr. Insecurity.

10 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Hey there, what's up? I'm being annoyed by some guy with a cat. The brute. And thinl how embarrassed his poor cat must be.

11 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

That's my date and me at the fall dance. The theme that year was "undersea fantasy". It was just a coicidence that she had gills. My, she's a lovely shade of green.

12 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, -Please, please, please, please, please, please go out with me. One more "please" might have done it. No, that would have sounded like begging.

13 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Karen thinks she and I should see other people. She thinks it would be healthy for both of us. An odd conversation for a first date... But civilized.

14 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

I have ESP. I know exactly what you're going to say. I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin, and then I'm going to pull your right shoe off and stuff itup your left nost

15 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Yawn Yawn Yawn click THUD -

16 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Oh, this isn't my sign. Beware of the Cat But I like hanging around it. We're talking about intimidation by association.

17 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

you'll do what I say because I'm the boss! You're cute when you're delusional. pat pat pat

18 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

I thoight it was tuesday. But as it turns out, it's wednesday. BUT IN SPITE OF THAT STARTLING REVELATION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAN IS STILL ABLE TO FUNCTION!

19 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Vicious Dog Pretty impressive sign, eh? Do you know what it says= I have no idea, Good!

20 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

There's a great big world out there! Really? Yup. Say it IS big. Hey!

21 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

The good night kiss was a disaster. I missed her face and kissed her bug zapper. Now my back fillings are picking up a hula station on Maui. Hey! Do you suppose there's an all-night luau joint around here?

22 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

bip bip boop Hi, Ellen? It's Jon! How have you been? Great! And work, how's work? ...oh, good to hear! Hey, listen, Ellen, I suppose you're wondering why I called... You see, it's been quite a while since I had a date... And I'mabout as desperate as a mon

23 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

This movie looks interesting... It's a courtroom drama. I don't really get into those. "Godzilla vs. the Board of Education". However...

24 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

BOOT THUD

25 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

The ad says this movie is "fun for the whole family". Hey, we're family, right? In a dysfunctional sorta way.

26 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

I love animated animals. Is that a yodeling toaster? I've never seen kitchen appliances in a conga line before.

27 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Someone here order some zany hijinks? Don't you dare.

28 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

Citizens in distress, you say?! THIS is a job for... Indecisive Man.

29 April 2006
 


 
Garfield

rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle click Too good for the pet door? It's a dignity thing.

30 April 2006
 




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