Sometimes I feel like everybody hates me. That's not true, Jon. Not everybody knows you!
1 June 2006
I worry too much. Or not enough.
2 June 2006
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! And just what are you laughing at? Oh, my...where to start...where to start...
3 June 2006
4 June 2006
My life is a lonely one, Garfield. A lone man roaming a barren land... SAAAAY... I was afraid of this.
5 June 2006
My date tried to have me arrested for being boring. And I don't even think it's illegal! I notice you're not professing innocence.
6 June 2006
My date just never warmed up to me. I even stuck french fries in my ears and hung a spoon on my nose. Women...they're a real mytery, huh?
7 June 2006
It's what's inside that counts. Beauty is only skin deep. You can't judge a book by its cover. Guess who has a blind date tonight?
8 June 2006
Bad date, Garfield. She tried to run me over with her truck. Fortunately, eighteen-wheelers aren't all that maneuverable. You can pick 'em, all right.
9 June 2006
A blind date, at a monster truck rally, what was I thinking? She had long, red hair running down her back... None on her head...just down her back. Okay, you can stop right there.
10 June 2006
Showtime! Uh-oh...grapes. Missed me! doink
11 June 2006
Garfield, I'm lonely. As in "in need of COMPANIONSHIP"! I'll pencil you in for next week.
12 June 2006
Those old bones don't move like they used to, huh, Garfield? Or did they ever? That's harassing the aged, fella.
13 June 2006
Which way to your cake? The birthday nightmares have begun.
14 June 2006
Great. Another age nightmare...who are you? I'm your memory. What's with the suitcases? I'm leaving you. Tiddy boom.
15 June 2006
Hi! I'm tonight's birthday nightmare! You? You don't look that scary. What are you, anyway? A card? Nah. I'm a gift certificate for a new hip.
16 June 2006
Better wish for more sand this year. Hee hee hee I hate birthday nightmares.
17 June 2006
shhh! Happy early birthday, cat! We've got a SURPRISE for you. All right! GULP PTUI He's not looking very happy. Neither is Shirley!
18 June 2006
Instead of all those birthday candles... We decided to use just one to represent your age! -
19 June 2006
* I GOT AN E-MAIL!! Lonely boy.
20 June 2006
This E-Mail from Dr. Liz says you're due for your annual checkup. Do you know whta THAT means? Yeah... SHE'S asking to see US! Cold hands and foreign implements.
21 June 2006
Please reply to Dr. Liz Wilson to confirm your vet appointment. Dearest snooky-wooky chicky-boo, Reception
22 June 2006
Let's see...what should I wear when I take you to see Dr. Liz... Do you think I should bring flowers? To a vet appointment?! I wonder if it's too late to grow a moustache? Oh, this just has fun written all OVER it.
23 June 2006
Garfield, we must go to the vet. You have to get your shots. What does she think I am, a pincushion? Sh has treats. The pincushion is ready to leave when you are!
24 June 2006
25 June 2006
The doctor is running a little late...please have a seat. I hope you brought a snack.
26 June 2006
Wow. Look what an ear mite can do. Sooo glad to be here.
27 June 2006
Wanna see my rash? Get me out of here.
28 June 2006
cough cough cough cough
29 June 2006
We're at the vet! We're at the vet! We're at the vet! Next. Sigh
30 June 2006