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Garfield

Sometimes I feel like everybody hates me. That's not true, Jon. Not everybody knows you!

1 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

I worry too much. Or not enough.

2 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! And just what are you laughing at? Oh, my...where to start...where to start...

3 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

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4 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

My life is a lonely one, Garfield. A lone man roaming a barren land... SAAAAY... I was afraid of this.

5 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

My date tried to have me arrested for being boring. And I don't even think it's illegal! I notice you're not professing innocence.

6 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

My date just never warmed up to me. I even stuck french fries in my ears and hung a spoon on my nose. Women...they're a real mytery, huh?

7 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

It's what's inside that counts. Beauty is only skin deep. You can't judge a book by its cover. Guess who has a blind date tonight?

8 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. She tried to run me over with her truck. Fortunately, eighteen-wheelers aren't all that maneuverable. You can pick 'em, all right.

9 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

A blind date, at a monster truck rally, what was I thinking? She had long, red hair running down her back... None on her head...just down her back. Okay, you can stop right there.

10 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Showtime! Uh-oh...grapes. Missed me! doink

11 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm lonely. As in "in need of COMPANIONSHIP"! I'll pencil you in for next week.

12 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Those old bones don't move like they used to, huh, Garfield? Or did they ever? That's harassing the aged, fella.

13 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Which way to your cake? The birthday nightmares have begun.

14 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Great. Another age nightmare...who are you? I'm your memory. What's with the suitcases? I'm leaving you. Tiddy boom.

15 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Hi! I'm tonight's birthday nightmare! You? You don't look that scary. What are you, anyway? A card? Nah. I'm a gift certificate for a new hip.

16 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Better wish for more sand this year. Hee hee hee I hate birthday nightmares.

17 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

shhh! Happy early birthday, cat! We've got a SURPRISE for you. All right! GULP PTUI He's not looking very happy. Neither is Shirley!

18 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Instead of all those birthday candles... We decided to use just one to represent your age! -

19 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

* I GOT AN E-MAIL!! Lonely boy.

20 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

This E-Mail from Dr. Liz says you're due for your annual checkup. Do you know whta THAT means? Yeah... SHE'S asking to see US! Cold hands and foreign implements.

21 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Please reply to Dr. Liz Wilson to confirm your vet appointment. Dearest snooky-wooky chicky-boo, Reception

22 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Let's see...what should I wear when I take you to see Dr. Liz... Do you think I should bring flowers? To a vet appointment?! I wonder if it's too late to grow a moustache? Oh, this just has fun written all OVER it.

23 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, we must go to the vet. You have to get your shots. What does she think I am, a pincushion? Sh has treats. The pincushion is ready to leave when you are!

24 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

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25 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

The doctor is running a little late...please have a seat. I hope you brought a snack.

26 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Wow. Look what an ear mite can do. Sooo glad to be here.

27 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

Wanna see my rash? Get me out of here.

28 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

cough cough cough cough

29 June 2006
 


 
Garfield

We're at the vet! We're at the vet! We're at the vet! Next. Sigh

30 June 2006
 




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