Sometimes I feel like everybody hates me. - That's not true, Jon. - Not everybody knows you!
1 June 2006
I worry too much. - - Or not enough.
2 June 2006
- HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - And just what are you laughing at? Oh, my...where to start...where to start...
3 June 2006
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4 June 2006
My life is a lonely one, Garfield. - A lone man roaming a barren land... - SAAAAY... I was afraid of this.
5 June 2006
My date tried to have me arrested for being boring. - And I don't even think it's illegal! - I notice you're not professing innocence.
6 June 2006
My date just never warmed up to me. - I even stuck french fries in my ears and hung a spoon on my nose. - Women...they're a real mytery, huh?
7 June 2006
It's what's inside that counts. - Beauty is only skin deep. - You can't judge a book by its cover. Guess who has a blind date tonight?
8 June 2006
Bad date, Garfield. - She tried to run me over with her truck. - Fortunately, eighteen-wheelers aren't all that maneuverable. You can pick 'em, all right.
9 June 2006
A blind date, at a monster truck rally, what was I thinking? - She had long, red hair running down her back... - None on her head...just down her back. Okay, you can stop right there.
10 June 2006
Showtime! - - Uh-oh...grapes. - - - Missed me! - doink
11 June 2006
Garfield, I'm lonely. - - As in "in need of COMPANIONSHIP"! I'll pencil you in for next week.
12 June 2006
Those old bones don't move like they used to, huh, Garfield? - - Or did they ever? That's harassing the aged, fella.
13 June 2006
- - Which way to your cake? The birthday nightmares have begun.
14 June 2006
Great. Another age nightmare...who are you? - I'm your memory. What's with the suitcases? - I'm leaving you. Tiddy boom.
15 June 2006
Hi! I'm tonight's birthday nightmare! You? You don't look that scary. - What are you, anyway? A card? Nah. - I'm a gift certificate for a new hip.
16 June 2006
- Better wish for more sand this year. - Hee hee hee I hate birthday nightmares.
17 June 2006
shhh! - Happy early birthday, cat! We've got a SURPRISE for you. - All right! GULP - - PTUI - He's not looking very happy. Neither is Shirley!
18 June 2006
Instead of all those birthday candles... - We decided to use just one to represent your age! -
19 June 2006
* - - I GOT AN E-MAIL!! Lonely boy.
20 June 2006
This E-Mail from Dr. Liz says you're due for your annual checkup. - Do you know whta THAT means? Yeah... - SHE'S asking to see US! Cold hands and foreign implements.
21 June 2006
Please reply to Dr. Liz Wilson to confirm your vet appointment. - Dearest snooky-wooky chicky-boo, - Reception
22 June 2006
Let's see...what should I wear when I take you to see Dr. Liz... - Do you think I should bring flowers? To a vet appointment?! - I wonder if it's too late to grow a moustache? Oh, this just has fun written all OVER it.
23 June 2006
Garfield, we must go to the vet. - You have to get your shots. What does she think I am, a pincushion? - Sh has treats. The pincushion is ready to leave when you are!
24 June 2006
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25 June 2006
The doctor is running a little late...please have a seat. - - I hope you brought a snack.
26 June 2006
- Wow. - Look what an ear mite can do. Sooo glad to be here.
27 June 2006
- - Wanna see my rash? Get me out of here.
28 June 2006
cough - cough cough - cough
29 June 2006
We're at the vet! We're at the vet! We're at the vet! - Next. - Sigh
30 June 2006