Hello-o-o, Dr. Liz... - Where's your cat? Cat? - Ohhh! My CAT! I USED to have a name.
1 July 2006
- Why are you visiting the vet? For a checkup. I'm fine, actually. - Are you sure? You look a little green around the gills. Really? - And there's that scratchy throat thing going around... Cough! - -that escalates into fierce hacking
2 July 2006
Mr. Arbuckle and his cat are in room two, Dr. Wilson. It sounds like a CHICKEN in there. - Hello, Mr. Ar- - buckle. ...and their eyes met across a steinless steel examining table.
3 July 2006
Uh-huh. - Okay, stick your tongue out. - Let me rephrase that.
4 July 2006
You're looking lovely today, doctor. Nice of you to say so. - And this is a lovely picture...it really speaks to me. Thank you. - It's a diagram of a cat's digestive tract. And it's saying, "feed me".
5 July 2006
So doc, are you seeing anyone these days? Just my patients. - - Where did he go? He's in the waiting room kissing a sick saint bernard.
6 July 2006
So how have you been, Mr. Arbuckle? ME? - Oh, you know me...my social calendar is packed...just PACKED. - Gee, that's too bad. Will you look at that?! The Queen of England just cancelled!
7 July 2006
Uh, Liz? Yes? - - I choked, didn't I? Like a chicken trying to gargle a bowling ball.
8 July 2006
- - slurk - Hmmmneeds something. - - - slurk
9 July 2006
Why don't you move around more? - Not my fault. - Gravity wasn't my idea.
10 July 2006
I'm going to put this shirt on Garfield. - LAZY It's not true! - I am not yzal, whatever that means.
11 July 2006
The universe does NOT revolve around you, you know. - And just why not? - Too long a trip. Oh! Good one!
12 July 2006
Z - Ahem ZIP! - I was just clearing my throat! I could have sworn you said, "breakfast is served".
13 July 2006
You know, I've always felt I was destined for great things... - SNORT! - What was THAT? A really painful stifled laugh.
14 July 2006
- rustle rustle - Did you get to the article about me yet?
15 July 2006
- DON't PANIC! Well, maybe you could panic a little... - But not a lot! - So to review: panic some, but not to an extreme level. - ...starting... - NOW!
16 July 2006
What's that you say, Ellen? - You have amnesia and don't remember me? - Cool! Talk about a dark cloud having a silver lining!
17 July 2006
So how did you get your amnesia, Ellen? - - She doesn't remember. I've heard that's a symptom.
18 July 2006
Sorry about your amnesia, Ellen...would you like to go out? - You know...on a date. - She's forgotten what dates are. I'm surprised YOU remember.
19 July 2006
Just how bad is your amnesia? - I remember othing. Tell me all about yourself. - Well, there really isn't much to tell...SINCE the last space mission, that is.
20 July 2006
Please excuse me, whoever you are...I need to go and powder my nose. - Boy, she really DOES have amnesia, Garfield. What are we gonna do? Amnesia, huh? - So, she won't remember if she ate her dessert or not... Don't even think about it.
21 July 2006
Great! I'm finally on a date with Ellen, and she doesn't even know who I am! - This night could not POSSIBLY get any worse. Wanna bet?
22 July 2006
I don't believe it! - Liz is out with another guy!...but why?! - I bet if I disguise dmyself as a french waiter I could find out what was going on over there. - But that would be incredibly stupid, wouldn't it? Absolutely. - - - I'm goin' in.
23 July 2006
Wood yew lak to or-DARE zee num-nums now? Jon? ...is that you? - Well...uh...yeah. What gave me away? The bad accent? No... - Your busboy.
24 July 2006
Liz, why are you going out with THIS guy? What do you mean, "THIS GUY"? - YOU said your social calendar was all booked up... - I was trying to impress you! Well, I had to go out with SOMEone, didn't I? Hey! I'm SITTING RIGHT HERE!
25 July 2006
So, wait a minute...you LIKE this guy? - As a matter of fact, I do. That's right! She does! - You do? I do. I'm lost here. Need directions?
26 July 2006
Look, sport, you two go on...she obviously has some sort of weird attraction to you. - And if THIS lovely lady doesn't mind, I'll buy HER dinner instead! - Ellen, I'm really sorry... Have we MET?
27 July 2006
I had a wonderful time tonight, Jon. So did I. And it's my birthday, too. - Well, happy birthday! * kiss - did you get something nice? I got a life. And they lived happily ever after.
28 July 2006
What a night! Did you see the kiss? Yep. - Well, good night. 'night, Jon. - Did you see the kiss? Yeah, yeah, I saw the kiss.
29 July 2006
- - - - - - bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty
30 July 2006
AH CHOO! - SNIFF - Sneezed in the caraway seeds again.
31 July 2006