Hello-o-o, Dr. Liz... Where's your cat? Cat? Ohhh! My CAT! I USED to have a name.
1 July 2006
2 July 2006
Mr. Arbuckle and his cat are in room two, Dr. Wilson. It sounds like a CHICKEN in there. Hello, Mr. Ar buckle. ...and their eyes met across a steinless steel examining table.
3 July 2006
Uh-huh. Okay, stick your tongue out. Let me rephrase that.
4 July 2006
You're looking lovely today, doctor. Nice of you to say so. And this is a lovely picture...it really speaks to me. Thank you. It's a diagram of a cat's digestive tract. And it's saying, "feed me".
5 July 2006
So doc, are you seeing anyone these days? Just my patients. Where did he go? He's in the waiting room kissing a sick saint bernard.
6 July 2006
So how have you been, Mr. Arbuckle? ME? Oh, you know me...my social calendar is packed...just PACKED. Gee, that's too bad. Will you look at that?! The Queen of England just cancelled!
7 July 2006
Uh, Liz? Yes? I choked, didn't I? Like a chicken trying to gargle a bowling ball.
8 July 2006
slurk Hmmmneeds something. slurk
9 July 2006
Why don't you move around more? Not my fault. Gravity wasn't my idea.
10 July 2006
I'm going to put this shirt on Garfield. LAZY It's not true! I am not yzal, whatever that means.
11 July 2006
The universe does NOT revolve around you, you know. And just why not? Too long a trip. Oh! Good one!
12 July 2006
Z Ahem ZIP! I was just clearing my throat! I could have sworn you said, "breakfast is served".
13 July 2006
You know, I've always felt I was destined for great things... SNORT! What was THAT? A really painful stifled laugh.
14 July 2006
rustle rustle Did you get to the article about me yet?
15 July 2006
DON't PANIC! Well, maybe you could panic a little... But not a lot! So to review: panic some, but not to an extreme level. ...starting... NOW!
16 July 2006
What's that you say, Ellen? You have amnesia and don't remember me? Cool! Talk about a dark cloud having a silver lining!
17 July 2006
So how did you get your amnesia, Ellen? She doesn't remember. I've heard that's a symptom.
18 July 2006
Sorry about your amnesia, Ellen...would you like to go out? You know...on a date. She's forgotten what dates are. I'm surprised YOU remember.
19 July 2006
Just how bad is your amnesia? I remember othing. Tell me all about yourself. Well, there really isn't much to tell...SINCE the last space mission, that is.
20 July 2006
Please excuse me, whoever you are...I need to go and powder my nose. Boy, she really DOES have amnesia, Garfield. What are we gonna do? Amnesia, huh? So, she won't remember if she ate her dessert or not... Don't even think about it.
21 July 2006
Great! I'm finally on a date with Ellen, and she doesn't even know who I am! This night could not POSSIBLY get any worse. Wanna bet?
22 July 2006
I don't believe it! Liz is out with another guy!...but why?! I bet if I disguise dmyself as a french waiter I could find out what was going on over there. But that would be incredibly stupid, wouldn't it? Absolutely. I'm goin' in.My hero!
23 July 2006
Wood yew lak to or-DARE zee num-nums now? Jon? ...is that you? Well...uh...yeah. What gave me away? The bad accent? No... Your busboy.
24 July 2006
Liz, why are you going out with THIS guy? What do you mean, "THIS GUY"? YOU said your social calendar was all booked up... I was trying to impress you! Well, I had to go out with SOMEone, didn't I? Hey! I'm SITTING RIGHT HERE!
25 July 2006
So, wait a minute...you LIKE this guy? As a matter of fact, I do. That's right! She does! You do? I do. I'm lost here. Need directions?
26 July 2006
Look, sport, you two go on...she obviously has some sort of weird attraction to you. And if THIS lovely lady doesn't mind, I'll buy HER dinner instead! Ellen, I'm really sorry... Have we MET?
27 July 2006
I had a wonderful time tonight, Jon. So did I. And it's my birthday, too. Well, happy birthday! * kiss did you get something nice? I got a life. And they lived happily ever after.
28 July 2006
What a night! Did you see the kiss? Yep. Well, good night. 'night, Jon. Did you see the kiss? Yeah, yeah, I saw the kiss.
29 July 2006
bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty
30 July 2006
AH CHOO! SNIFF Sneezed in the caraway seeds again.
31 July 2006