* lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah... GAAAHHHHH * lah, lah, lah Guess who's taken up needlepoint?
1 August 2006
SLAM! Garfield, I'm hom GUCK! Dumb door! Stupid necktie! He does know how to make an entrance.
2 August 2006
Garfield, I'm home! Could you help me... -with these groceries?
3 August 2006
Garfield, I'm having that dream again. The one where I'm locked outside without my pants on. I am dreaming, aren't I? Now comes the good part.
4 August 2006
Garfield, the can opener is broken. Not to worry. I've prepared for just such an emergency. Is that an acetylene torch? Step away from the can...
5 August 2006
gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop Ketchup... SQUIRRRRRT Mustard... PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP Relish... GOINK GOINK Onions... Uh-oh. Got a spare wiener on ya?
6 August 2006
Liz and I are actually going out...I don't think it's really sunk in yet. YAHHH-HOOOIE!!! Sink, sank, sunk.
7 August 2006
Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The way things taste, the way things smell. I'm gonna have to change my socks more often. Especially the way things smell.
8 August 2006
Hi, Liz, it's Jon...would you like to go to the movies friday night? Yes? ...just like that? This will take some getting used to.
9 August 2006
I'm leaving for my date now. You two WILL behave yourselves, right? What? What color is the sky in the world you live in, Jon Arbuckle?
10 August 2006
Two, please. How did Garfield deal with having to stay home tonight, Jon? He was pretty broken up about it, but he's gotta learn that you and I need time for ourselves. If you'd like pepperoni, press one.
11 August 2006
I had a great time at the movies with Liz. I'd forgotten what popcorn without cat hair in it tasted like. Don't get used to it.
12 August 2006
Windy day. Tell me about it.
13 August 2006
I'm no expert on anything... So, I have nothing to say... ...nothing at all... And yet you still keep talking!
14 August 2006
I'm in the mood to party! Or fold laundry. There's little difference in Jon's world.
15 August 2006
I have a scrapbook. It's full of things I've clawed. Well, it used to be.
16 August 2006
I think it's time we cleaned out the refrigerator. Why the rush? The baloney is yodeling. Let's wait for the olives to start blinking.
17 August 2006
Please wait to be seated Sit
18 August 2006
They say talking to plants helps them grow. I don't think my elbows match. SMACK! You killed it, dummy!
19 August 2006
patta patta patta patta patta patta patta BOING Howdy-doo YAAAHH!
20 August 2006
I can't believe Liz is my girlfriend, Garfield! You know what this means, don't you?... I have a date for new year's! First things first, pal.
21 August 2006
Liz likes my smile. My face hurts. That's the price you pay for love.
22 August 2006
* RIIING * RIIING * RIIING HI, Liz! Oh, nothing. Could you do nothing with a towel on?
23 August 2006
Liz and I are going to the movies on friday. It's a chick flick and I don't care. So this is love.
24 August 2006
sniff sniff This movie is so sad. sniff
25 August 2006
Hi, mom...guess what? I have a girlfriend! Hello? Hello? What happened? Mom fainted into her mashed potatoes. I've had dreams like that.
26 August 2006
SLURP LICK LICK SLURP SLURP SLURP LICK LICK LICK SLURP SLURP LICK LICK LICK SLUUURRP Beware of Affectionate Dog
27 August 2006
Yawn! That was a boring yawn. YAWN! Now we're talking!
28 August 2006
I think I'll stare off into space and daydream. Nuts. It's a rerun.
29 August 2006
I'd like to order a large anchovy, onion, and garlic pizza. You'll have to quarantine our house? Make it an extra-large. NO fear, baby!!
30 August 2006
WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! snatch That's your best driver's license photo yet!
31 August 2006