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Garfield

* lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah... GAAAHHHHH * lah, lah, lah Guess who's taken up needlepoint?

1 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! Garfield, I'm hom GUCK! Dumb door! Stupid necktie! He does know how to make an entrance.

2 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm home! Could you help me... -with these groceries?

3 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm having that dream again. The one where I'm locked outside without my pants on. I am dreaming, aren't I? Now comes the good part.

4 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, the can opener is broken. Not to worry. I've prepared for just such an emergency. Is that an acetylene torch? Step away from the can...

5 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop Ketchup... SQUIRRRRRT Mustard... PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP Relish... GOINK GOINK Onions... Uh-oh. Got a spare wiener on ya?

6 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I are actually going out...I don't think it's really sunk in yet. YAHHH-HOOOIE!!! Sink, sank, sunk.

7 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The way things taste, the way things smell. I'm gonna have to change my socks more often. Especially the way things smell.

8 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Liz, it's Jon...would you like to go to the movies friday night? Yes? ...just like that? This will take some getting used to.

9 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I'm leaving for my date now. You two WILL behave yourselves, right? What? What color is the sky in the world you live in, Jon Arbuckle?

10 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Two, please. How did Garfield deal with having to stay home tonight, Jon? He was pretty broken up about it, but he's gotta learn that you and I need time for ourselves. If you'd like pepperoni, press one.

11 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I had a great time at the movies with Liz. I'd forgotten what popcorn without cat hair in it tasted like. Don't get used to it.

12 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Windy day. Tell me about it.

13 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I'm no expert on anything... So, I have nothing to say... ...nothing at all... And yet you still keep talking!

14 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I'm in the mood to party! Or fold laundry. There's little difference in Jon's world.

15 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I have a scrapbook. It's full of things I've clawed. Well, it used to be.

16 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I think it's time we cleaned out the refrigerator. Why the rush? The baloney is yodeling. Let's wait for the olives to start blinking.

17 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Please wait to be seated Sit

18 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

They say talking to plants helps them grow. I don't think my elbows match. SMACK! You killed it, dummy!

19 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

patta patta patta patta patta patta patta BOING Howdy-doo YAAAHH!

20 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I can't believe Liz is my girlfriend, Garfield! You know what this means, don't you?... I have a date for new year's! First things first, pal.

21 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Liz likes my smile. My face hurts. That's the price you pay for love.

22 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

* RIIING * RIIING * RIIING HI, Liz! Oh, nothing. Could you do nothing with a towel on?

23 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I are going to the movies on friday. It's a chick flick and I don't care. So this is love.

24 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff This movie is so sad. sniff

25 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Hi, mom...guess what? I have a girlfriend! Hello? Hello? What happened? Mom fainted into her mashed potatoes. I've had dreams like that.

26 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

SLURP LICK LICK SLURP SLURP SLURP LICK LICK LICK SLURP SLURP LICK LICK LICK SLUUURRP Beware of Affectionate Dog

27 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

Yawn! That was a boring yawn. YAWN! Now we're talking!

28 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I think I'll stare off into space and daydream. Nuts. It's a rerun.

29 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

I'd like to order a large anchovy, onion, and garlic pizza. You'll have to quarantine our house? Make it an extra-large. NO fear, baby!!

30 August 2006
 


 
Garfield

WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! snatch That's your best driver's license photo yet!

31 August 2006
 




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