* lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah... - GAAAHHHHH - * lah, lah, lah Guess who's taken up needlepoint?
1 August 2006
SLAM! Garfield, I'm hom- - GUCK! - Dumb door! Stupid necktie! He does know how to make an entrance.
2 August 2006
Garfield, I'm home! - Could you help me... - -with these groceries?
3 August 2006
Garfield, I'm having that dream again. - The one where I'm locked outside without my pants on. - I am dreaming, aren't I? Now comes the good part.
4 August 2006
Garfield, the can opener is broken. Not to worry. - I've prepared for just such an emergency. - Is that an acetylene torch? Step away from the can...
5 August 2006
- gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop Ketchup... - SQUIRRRRRT Mustard... - PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP Relish... - GOINK GOINK Onions... - Uh-oh. - Got a spare wiener on ya?
6 August 2006
Liz and I are actually going out...I don't think it's really sunk in yet. - - YAHHH-HOOOIE!!! Sink, sank, sunk.
7 August 2006
Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. - The way things taste, the way things smell. - I'm gonna have to change my socks more often. Especially the way things smell.
8 August 2006
Hi, Liz, it's Jon...would you like to go to the movies friday night? - Yes? - ...just like that? This will take some getting used to.
9 August 2006
I'm leaving for my date now. You two WILL behave yourselves, right? - - What? What color is the sky in the world you live in, Jon Arbuckle?
10 August 2006
Two, please. How did Garfield deal with having to stay home tonight, Jon? - He was pretty broken up about it, but he's gotta learn that you and I need time for ourselves. - If you'd like pepperoni, press one.
11 August 2006
I had a great time at the movies with Liz. - - I'd forgotten what popcorn without cat hair in it tasted like. Don't get used to it.
12 August 2006
- - - - - - Windy day. Tell me about it.
13 August 2006
I'm no expert on anything... - So, I have nothing to say... - ...nothing at all... And yet you still keep talking!
14 August 2006
I'm in the mood to party! - - Or fold laundry. There's little difference in Jon's world.
15 August 2006
I have a scrapbook. - It's full of things I've clawed. - Well, it used to be.
16 August 2006
- I think it's time we cleaned out the refrigerator. Why the rush? - The baloney is yodeling. Let's wait for the olives to start blinking.
17 August 2006
Please wait to be seated - - Sit
18 August 2006
They say talking to plants helps them grow. - I don't think my elbows match. - SMACK! You killed it, dummy!
19 August 2006
- - - patta patta patta patta patta patta patta - BOING - - Howdy-doo YAAAHH!
20 August 2006
I can't believe Liz is my girlfriend, Garfield! - You know what this means, don't you?... - I have a date for new year's! First things first, pal.
21 August 2006
Liz likes my smile. - - My face hurts. That's the price you pay for love.
22 August 2006
* RIIING * RIIING * RIIING - HI, Liz! - Oh, nothing. Could you do nothing with a towel on?
23 August 2006
Liz and I are going to the movies on friday. - It's a chick flick and I don't care. - So this is love.
24 August 2006
sniff sniff - This movie is so sad. - sniff
25 August 2006
Hi, mom...guess what? I have a girlfriend! - Hello? Hello? What happened? - Mom fainted into her mashed potatoes. I've had dreams like that.
26 August 2006
- - SLURP LICK LICK SLURP SLURP SLURP LICK LICK - - LICK SLURP SLURP LICK LICK LICK SLUUURRP - - Beware of Affectionate Dog
27 August 2006
Yawn! - That was a boring yawn. - YAWN! Now we're talking!
28 August 2006
I think I'll stare off into space and daydream. - Nuts. - It's a rerun.
29 August 2006
I'd like to order a large anchovy, onion, and garlic pizza. - You'll have to quarantine our house? - Make it an extra-large. NO fear, baby!!
30 August 2006
WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! - snatch - That's your best driver's license photo yet!
31 August 2006