Why doesn't your owner let you run free? - I mangle cats. - Freedom is overrated.
1 September 2006
I'm in a really, really bad mood. - - Hey, Jon! You gotta see this!
2 September 2006
- - - - - SLAM! - I guess I don't have to ask how this date went.
3 September 2006
I wonder what Liz sees in me, Garfield... - Could it be my rugged-yet-sensitive good looks? - STOP BITING YOUR LIP!
4 September 2006
Hi, Liz! ...a what? A veterinary lecture? Tonight? - Sure! Sounds like fun! - I wonder what you wear to one of those. A sincere look of feigned interest.
5 September 2006
I'm looking forward to this lecture tonight, Liz. Really? Most people find them pretty boring. - Not me! Oh, are you an authority on veterinary medicine? - No, I'm an authority on boring.
6 September 2006
I've never been to a veterinary lecture before. - - Care for some popcorn? Um...no thanks, sweetie.
7 September 2006
What's the screen for? This doctor shows slides with his lectures. - So it's like a show, huh? This oughta be. - Is that a bowel? Not a healthy one.
8 September 2006
Liz and I went to dinner, and then to a veterinary lecture. - It was titled, "Life cycle of the tapeworm". - I shouldn't have ordered the spaghetti. Hungry again, are we?
9 September 2006
- - - - Oh, forget it! - Works every time. -
10 September 2006
Hey, mouse, what's shakin'? - I don't think that's any of your business, fatso. - Mice are touchy before they've had their morning cheese.
11 September 2006
Did you ever get a song stuck in your head? - And you just can't stop humming it? - If cat food jingles count, yes.
12 September 2006
I have something to do! - - I was lying. Well, that counts as something.
13 September 2006
Why does your sign say, "Beware of Cats"? - Because cats are mean. - Take it down or I'll beat you with it. SEE?
14 September 2006
Hey, where's the cake that was in the oven? munch munch - It hasn't risen yet! - BA-GOING! NOW you tell me.
15 September 2006
It looks like you're going to spend all day in bed! - All right! - Is this some kind of trick?
16 September 2006
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17 September 2006
Garfield, you're not jealous of me seeing Liz, are you? - - No? - Don't flatter yourself.
18 September 2006
L like Liz a lot, Garfield... - But I'm not going to rush into anything really serious. - It's not like I'm ready to show her my sock drawer. You should save that for your wedding night.
19 September 2006
Liz laughed at all my jokes tonight. - - Is it wrong to question her sense of humor? In your case, no.
20 September 2006
Garfield, now that Jon and I are dating, I hope you and I can be friends. - That won't be easy. - It's hard to be friends with someone who's seen you naked.
21 September 2006
Liz, I really like you. I like you too, Jon. - I think it's time we took our relationship to the next level. Oh? - Polka-Karaoke night!! Welcome to our world, baby.
22 September 2006
Pizza tonight! - Hey! - Where did you hid the knobs to the stove?! Make mine half pepperoni, half double pepperoni.
23 September 2006
PLAY - PLAY - REW - PLAY - REW - PLAY - Whatcha' watching? Oh, just some treasured moments.
24 September 2006
- - Hungry? I hate to be a bother.
25 September 2006
Tonight's delicacy is... - "Vulture Pot Pie" Well! - Who's eating who NOW, huh, fella?
26 September 2006
This evening we're featuring "Winged Things". - "Choice cuts of chicken, turkey, owl, falcon, emu, and penguin". - "Artificial sparrow flavoring added". That's what gives it its zing.
27 September 2006
Missing - Have You Seen Me? - All right, all right! I ate the last cookie!
28 September 2006
- Hey! I wanted a donut, too! - Very well, you may have the one off the end.
29 September 2006
- CLOP - Ringer!
30 September 2006