1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017
 
 


 
Garfield

We ought to make new year's resolutions. HA HA HA HA HA No, seriously. Please, let's not spoil the moment.

1 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

For new year's, why don't you resolve to lose 50 pounds? And why don't you resolve to stop being a dork? I'm only kidding. I'm not.

2 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

I put my pants on backwards again. RATS! And anothe rnew year's resolution goes blooey.

3 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz has some leftover holiday fudge she's bringing over. SOME people do HAVE leftover fudge. What a concept.

4 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz is bringing fudge over... Jon likes Liz, Liz likes Jon, and I like fudge. This could be the start of something beautiful.

5 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Thanks for the fudge, Liz. Garfield thanks you too. He's very loving. Well, it IS Garfield... I've never had a cat kiss my feet before. And it IS fudge.

6 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

CRASH tinkle tinkle The lamp wanted you to have this. * honk

7 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

There's something wrong with my pants. Yeah. They're your shirt, dummy.

8 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Hey! My headache is gone! I'm back.

9 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Hi, kitty! You seem to be in a good mood. My owner just told me I'm a good doggy! Sometimes I envy dogs...

10 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

STOP SHEDDING! Whoa! That loosened up some hair!

11 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm a cat hair. I'm a cat. You seem useless. I'll bet you didn't always think that.

12 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Ah! What a great nap! I'd rank it in the top five for the day.

13 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

BURP Ahem Bat me! BAT Again! I've invented the yo-yo yarn.

14 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Good coffee. Goooood coffee. Gooooooooooooooooo

15 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Louise, my darling, we've got just one chance! Yes, Trent?... You distract the monster, and I'll run away as fast as I can! You call THAT a PLAN?! I'd run NOW, Trent.

16 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Paddles and cookies? What are those for? My snow fly. -

17 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

I found a quarter in the dryer! It was already yours, tycoon boy.

18 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

What's it all mean, Garfield? What's life all about? I'll say tuna.

19 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

NICE cats wouldn't put pickle juice in their owner's coffee! NICE cats have no fun.

20 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

rrrrrrr ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling grrrrrrr ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling grrrrrrrrrrr ding a ling a ling a ling a ling Hello? Hello? We have too many ding-a-lings around here.

21 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm a lucky guy, Garfield. I've got Liz, you, Odie... What more could I want? BRING THAT DONUT BACK!

22 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Love is weird. It just sort of sneaks up on you when you least expect it. Sort of like a chili dog in an elevator. I love cili dogs.

23 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

"Surprise your loved one with this special gift that will last for all eternity". "Comes with a free 30-day warranty". Eternity ain't what it used to be.

24 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I have been together almost six whole months now. That's the longest I've ever been with a girl. Moms don't count. Of course, if I don't count mom...

25 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

I know just what to do for Liz on our anniversary, Garfield. I'll take her to "our" restaurant and have the band play "our" song. It'll be perfect. Binky Burger has a band?

26 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

How about dinner tomorrow, Liz? ...it's a special night, you know. She said every night with me is special. You're melting.

27 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Garfield, guess what I got Liz for our six-month anniversary... Lovebirds! They represent Liz and me, and the little bells symbolize the beautiful music we make together! Check out the chubbo. You said it. Well, I better getready for my date. Se

28 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

You can't lie there forever. I accept that challenge!

29 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

Look out, world! Here comes Garfield! I warned you. Huh? burp cough sniff scratch scratch

30 January 2007
 


 
Garfield

I tried it, but I still don't get it.

31 January 2007
 




January
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31        
February
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28        
March
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31  
April
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30            
May
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
  1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31      
June
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30  
July
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31          
August
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
    1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31    
September
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
October
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31        
November
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30    
December
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31            


Garfield's Birthday | New Year's Eve | New Year's Day | X-max Eve | X-mas Day