We ought to make new year's resolutions. - HA HA HA HA HA - No, seriously. Please, let's not spoil the moment.
1 January 2007
For new year's, why don't you resolve to lose 50 pounds? - And why don't you resolve to stop being a dork? - I'm only kidding. I'm not.
2 January 2007
I put my pants on backwards again. - RATS! - And anothe rnew year's resolution goes blooey.
3 January 2007
Liz has some leftover holiday fudge she's bringing over. - - SOME people do HAVE leftover fudge. What a concept.
4 January 2007
Liz is bringing fudge over... - Jon likes Liz, Liz likes Jon, and I like fudge. - This could be the start of something beautiful.
5 January 2007
Thanks for the fudge, Liz. Garfield thanks you too. - He's very loving. Well, it IS Garfield... - I've never had a cat kiss my feet before. And it IS fudge.
6 January 2007
- - CRASH - tinkle tinkle - - - The lamp wanted you to have this. * honk
7 January 2007
There's something wrong with my pants. - Yeah. - They're your shirt, dummy.
8 January 2007
Hey! - My headache is gone! - I'm back.
9 January 2007
Hi, kitty! You seem to be in a good mood. - My owner just told me I'm a good doggy! - Sometimes I envy dogs...
10 January 2007
- STOP SHEDDING! - Whoa! That loosened up some hair!
11 January 2007
I'm a cat hair. - I'm a cat. - You seem useless. I'll bet you didn't always think that.
12 January 2007
Ah! - What a great nap! - I'd rank it in the top five for the day.
13 January 2007
BURP - Ahem - Bat me! - BAT - - - - Again! I've invented the yo-yo yarn.
14 January 2007
Good coffee. - Goooood coffee. - Gooooooooooooooooo
15 January 2007
Louise, my darling, we've got just one chance! Yes, Trent?... - You distract the monster, and I'll run away as fast as I can! - You call THAT a PLAN?! I'd run NOW, Trent.
16 January 2007
Paddles and cookies? - What are those for? My snow fly. -
17 January 2007
I found a quarter in the dryer! - - It was already yours, tycoon boy.
18 January 2007
What's it all mean, Garfield? What's life all about? - - I'll say tuna.
19 January 2007
- - NICE cats wouldn't put pickle juice in their owner's coffee! NICE cats have no fun.
20 January 2007
- rrrrrrr - ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling - grrrrrrr - ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling - grrrrrrrrrrr - ding a ling a ling a ling a ling Hello? Hello? We have too many ding-a-lings around here.
21 January 2007
I'm a lucky guy, Garfield. I've got Liz, you, Odie... - What more could I want? - BRING THAT DONUT BACK!
22 January 2007
Love is weird. - It just sort of sneaks up on you when you least expect it. - Sort of like a chili dog in an elevator. I love cili dogs.
23 January 2007
"Surprise your loved one with this special gift that will last for all eternity". - - "Comes with a free 30-day warranty". Eternity ain't what it used to be.
24 January 2007
Liz and I have been together almost six whole months now. - That's the longest I've ever been with a girl. - Moms don't count. Of course, if I don't count mom...
25 January 2007
I know just what to do for Liz on our anniversary, Garfield. - I'll take her to "our" restaurant and have the band play "our" song. - It'll be perfect. Binky Burger has a band?
26 January 2007
How about dinner tomorrow, Liz? ...it's a special night, you know. - - She said every night with me is special. You're melting.
27 January 2007
ready for my date. - - Seem, the twom um, earrings represent you and me, and the little bells symbolize- There's a feather stuck in this one.
28 January 2007
- You can't lie there forever. - I accept that challenge!
29 January 2007
Look out, world! Here comes Garfield! - - I warned you. Huh? burp cough sniff scratch scratch
30 January 2007
- - I tried it, but I still don't get it.
31 January 2007