We ought to make new year's resolutions. HA HA HA HA HA No, seriously. Please, let's not spoil the moment.
1 January 2007
For new year's, why don't you resolve to lose 50 pounds? And why don't you resolve to stop being a dork? I'm only kidding. I'm not.
2 January 2007
I put my pants on backwards again. RATS! And anothe rnew year's resolution goes blooey.
3 January 2007
Liz has some leftover holiday fudge she's bringing over. SOME people do HAVE leftover fudge. What a concept.
4 January 2007
Liz is bringing fudge over... Jon likes Liz, Liz likes Jon, and I like fudge. This could be the start of something beautiful.
5 January 2007
Thanks for the fudge, Liz. Garfield thanks you too. He's very loving. Well, it IS Garfield... I've never had a cat kiss my feet before. And it IS fudge.
6 January 2007
CRASH tinkle tinkle The lamp wanted you to have this. * honk
7 January 2007
There's something wrong with my pants. Yeah. They're your shirt, dummy.
8 January 2007
Hey! My headache is gone! I'm back.
9 January 2007
Hi, kitty! You seem to be in a good mood. My owner just told me I'm a good doggy! Sometimes I envy dogs...
10 January 2007
STOP SHEDDING! Whoa! That loosened up some hair!
11 January 2007
I'm a cat hair. I'm a cat. You seem useless. I'll bet you didn't always think that.
12 January 2007
Ah! What a great nap! I'd rank it in the top five for the day.
13 January 2007
BURP Ahem Bat me! BAT Again! I've invented the yo-yo yarn.
14 January 2007
Good coffee. Goooood coffee. Gooooooooooooooooo
15 January 2007
Louise, my darling, we've got just one chance! Yes, Trent?... You distract the monster, and I'll run away as fast as I can! You call THAT a PLAN?! I'd run NOW, Trent.
16 January 2007
Paddles and cookies? What are those for? My snow fly. -
17 January 2007
I found a quarter in the dryer! It was already yours, tycoon boy.
18 January 2007
What's it all mean, Garfield? What's life all about? I'll say tuna.
19 January 2007
NICE cats wouldn't put pickle juice in their owner's coffee! NICE cats have no fun.
20 January 2007
rrrrrrr ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling grrrrrrr ding a ling a ling a ling a ling a ling grrrrrrrrrrr ding a ling a ling a ling a ling Hello? Hello? We have too many ding-a-lings around here.
21 January 2007
I'm a lucky guy, Garfield. I've got Liz, you, Odie... What more could I want? BRING THAT DONUT BACK!
22 January 2007
Love is weird. It just sort of sneaks up on you when you least expect it. Sort of like a chili dog in an elevator. I love cili dogs.
23 January 2007
"Surprise your loved one with this special gift that will last for all eternity". "Comes with a free 30-day warranty". Eternity ain't what it used to be.
24 January 2007
Liz and I have been together almost six whole months now. That's the longest I've ever been with a girl. Moms don't count. Of course, if I don't count mom...
25 January 2007
I know just what to do for Liz on our anniversary, Garfield. I'll take her to "our" restaurant and have the band play "our" song. It'll be perfect. Binky Burger has a band?
26 January 2007
How about dinner tomorrow, Liz? ...it's a special night, you know. She said every night with me is special. You're melting.
27 January 2007
Garfield! Garfield, guess what I got Liz for our six-month anniversary... Lovebirds! They represent Liz and me, and the little bells symbolize the beautiful music we make together! Check out the chubbo. You said it. Well, I better getready for my date. Se
28 January 2007
You can't lie there forever. I accept that challenge!
29 January 2007
Look out, world! Here comes Garfield! I warned you. Huh? burp cough sniff scratch scratch
30 January 2007
I tried it, but I still don't get it.
31 January 2007