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1 October 2007
Garfield's daydreaming. - SNORE - Like a log.
2 October 2007
BEWARE OF DOG - Odie, the sign refers to you. - Grr
3 October 2007
- - Syrup? Make me pancakes or I'll hose you.
4 October 2007
Cookies - - CAT HAIR IN THE COOKIE JAR! ...cookies in the cat!
5 October 2007
Cookie - BURP - GARFIELD! - Nobody here but us crumbs.
6 October 2007
future..." - "...you are wonderful beyond measure, and everyone treasures you dearly". - Kind of flowery, but not bad. Now let's see what MINE says... crack - "It stinks to be you". I like mine better.
7 October 2007
- Hey, Liz. - Nice legs. If you're a piano.
8 October 2007
A new bakery just opened near my house. - I think Garfield is noticing. - You smell like cinnamon rolls, my dear.
9 October 2007
I really like Jon. - Ah, I see... - How many fingers am I holding up? Do you get a lot of headaches?
10 October 2007
You know what's fun? - What? Chewing bubble gum! - Is that more fun than kissing? Who said that?!
11 October 2007
Liz, is my tie on straight? - It leans a little right. - How about now?
12 October 2007
Polly wants a cracker. - - Here you go, Polly.
13 October 2007
- Why do cats climb trees? - Is it instinct? - Because we enjoy the view? - For the exercise? - TUNA ^ - Or is it because we're gullible?
14 October 2007
* RIIING - For a free lifetine supply of lasagna, press one. - Who is it? Nuts. It IS a dream.
15 October 2007
- SMACK - Tah-daaaaahh!
16 October 2007
The weather is starting to turn cooler. - You know what that means. - You're going to notice that window I broke?
17 October 2007
We need to do something exciting. Right. On three... one...two...three. -
18 October 2007
Odie has written a novel! - psss psss psss - Excuse me. Odie has EATEN a novel.
19 October 2007
AWRK! - THUD! - I think my back went out. Make that face again.
20 October 2007
- - - - FWAP Missed one.
21 October 2007
Look, Dave...what a creepy old house. Wow, Ann, you're right. - It looks like it might be haunted by a homicidal psychopath... - Well, let's go in! - O.K.! Ann and Dave, we hardly knew ye.
22 October 2007
The storm appears to have washed out the road...you'll have to stay the night. - My manservant, Troglo, will show you your tombs. - Um,I mean, rooms. I wouldn't eat the mints on the pillows!
23 October 2007
So nice of you to join me for the dinner, my dear. - Why, thank you for having me, Mr. Count. Not at all. Please pass your neck. - Beg pardon? The plot thickens...
24 October 2007
Hold very still, Bernice! Maybe the monster won't see you! Okay, Trevor. - Trevor? ...TREVOR?! - EEEEK! GULP! Trevor's halfway to Hong Kong by now, Bernice.
25 October 2007
I am a haunted hamburger! - Oh, no! - I ordered french fries with my haunted hamburger!
26 October 2007
Throw the switch, Igor! ...give my monster life!! ZZT - Hello. Have you really given careful thought to your long-term insurance needs? - I have a policy here that I think you'd love. SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF! I can't look.
27 October 2007
honnnnk sniff...sniff...sniff - Feel better now? Smooth save, Senor Macho.
28 October 2007
I...I think that monster just ate Phyllis. Are you sure? - BURRRRP - Yup, I'd recognize that perfumen anywhere. Eau de Entree.
29 October 2007
The sun is coming up... - I watched monster movies all night! - Morning. YAAAHHH
30 October 2007
Shall we toast marshmallows and tell ghost stories? - I ate all the marshmallows. - And there's no such things as ghosts. Hey! Who ate all the marshmallows?
31 October 2007