1 October 2007
Garfield's daydreaming. SNORE Like a log.
2 October 2007
BEWARE OF DOG Odie, the sign refers to you. Grr
3 October 2007
Syrup? Make me pancakes or I'll hose you.
4 October 2007
Cookies CAT HAIR IN THE COOKIE JAR! ...cookies in the cat!
5 October 2007
Cookie BURP GARFIELD! Nobody here but us crumbs.
6 October 2007
That was good. Let's see what your fortune cookie says... crack "You are kind loving, creative, and origina. Good things are being said about you..." "...sunshine, happiness, great success, and true love all await you in the nearfuture...&q
7 October 2007
Hey, Liz. Nice legs. If you're a piano.
8 October 2007
A new bakery just opened near my house. I think Garfield is noticing. You smell like cinnamon rolls, my dear.
9 October 2007
I really like Jon. Ah, I see... How many fingers am I holding up? Do you get a lot of headaches?
10 October 2007
You know what's fun? What? Chewing bubble gum! Is that more fun than kissing? Who said that?!
11 October 2007
Liz, is my tie on straight? It leans a little right. How about now?
12 October 2007
Polly wants a cracker. Here you go, Polly.
13 October 2007
Why do cats climb trees? Is it instinct? Because we enjoy the view? For the exercise? TUNA ^ Or is it because we're gullible?
14 October 2007
* RIIING For a free lifetine supply of lasagna, press one. Who is it? Nuts. It IS a dream.
15 October 2007
16 October 2007
The weather is starting to turn cooler. You know what that means. You're going to notice that window I broke?
17 October 2007
We need to do something exciting. Right. On three... one...two...three. -
18 October 2007
Odie has written a novel! psss psss psss Excuse me. Odie has EATEN a novel.
19 October 2007
AWRK! THUD! I think my back went out. Make that face again.
20 October 2007
FWAP Missed one.
21 October 2007
Look, Dave...what a creepy old house. Wow, Ann, you're right. It looks like it might be haunted by a homicidal psychopath... Well, let's go in! O.K.! Ann and Dave, we hardly knew ye.
22 October 2007
The storm appears to have washed out the road...you'll have to stay the night. My manservant, Troglo, will show you your tombs. Um,I mean, rooms. I wouldn't eat the mints on the pillows!
23 October 2007
So nice of you to join me for the dinner, my dear. Why, thank you for having me, Mr. Count. Not at all. Please pass your neck. Beg pardon? The plot thickens...
24 October 2007
Hold very still, Bernice! Maybe the monster won't see you! Okay, Trevor. Trevor? ...TREVOR?! EEEEK! GULP! Trevor's halfway to Hong Kong by now, Bernice.
25 October 2007
I am a haunted hamburger! Oh, no! I ordered french fries with my haunted hamburger!
26 October 2007
Throw the switch, Igor! ...give my monster life!! ZZT Hello. Have you really given careful thought to your long-term insurance needs? I have a policy here that I think you'd love. SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF! I can't look.
27 October 2007
I love this movie. Me too. This part always makes me cry... Awww...girls are so sensitive. I'm sorry. I can't help it...it's *sniff* so sad... There, there...let it out. Um, will you excude me for a minute? * HONK honk honk honkhonnnnk sniff...sniff...sn
28 October 2007
I...I think that monster just ate Phyllis. Are you sure? BURRRRP Yup, I'd recognize that perfumen anywhere. Eau de Entree.
29 October 2007
The sun is coming up... I watched monster movies all night! Morning. YAAAHHH
30 October 2007
Shall we toast marshmallows and tell ghost stories? I ate all the marshmallows. And there's no such things as ghosts. Hey! Who ate all the marshmallows?
31 October 2007