Odie is very loyal. And I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
1 November 2007
Well, Garfield, the laundry is done! Every article of clothing ironed, folded, and put away. Sigh... His life is over.
2 November 2007
Why so gloomy, Jon? The world is full of wonderful things! Like my tuna breath! And nice comfortable floors!
3 November 2007
4 November 2007
Nobody tells me what to do! thump thump And I wish they wouls! I have no idea what I'm doing! That's okay, Jon. Nobody does.
5 November 2007
Is it any wonder why there's no room in his head for a brain?
6 November 2007
I'm cutting down on donuts. We're out of donuts. I am painfully aware of that.
7 November 2007
Cricket in the house! Crick Z I'll give you a dollar to jump into Jon's mouth. Z
8 November 2007
BARK! BARK! BARK! On a scale of one to ten, I give it a seven? Oh, come on! I've seen you more crazed, and you didn't do that bloodshot-eyeballs thing.
9 November 2007
YAWN Momma would be proud to know she raised a trivet.
10 November 2007
11 November 2007
Beware of the Dog You're not a dog. Yes, I am. Like bow wow. You're not a dog. Okay! So the dog took a personal day. I'm a temp. You're a snake. Dude! I have a wife and 35 kids to support!
12 November 2007
Instead of barking at you... I would like to do an interpretive dance... Demonstrating my feelings toward our relationship. That explains the pekingese with the piccolo.
13 November 2007
Check this out... BARK Pretty cool, huh? Well, if you think loud noises are "cool".
14 November 2007
Would you like to hear some barking? What else you got? I can woof! Let's go with that, and can you do a time step? Woof, woof, woof, woof! My kingdom for a video camera.
15 November 2007
Will Grovel for Table Scraps I'm just doing this until I sell my screenplay. Riiight.
16 November 2007
You poor dog. How can you stand being chained up all day? People wait on me hand and foot, I get three big meals a day, and allI do is sleep. Woof
17 November 2007
Ready, Odie? Urf Okay...1-2-3-go! -
18 November 2007
Everybody likes me! He must not have received the memo.
19 November 2007
I thought you were taking Odie for a walk. I am. I have a three-mile leash.
20 November 2007
I think I'll order a burger. How about yo GARFIELD! Get over here! You're steaming up the windoes in the pie case! My place...midnight...I'll bring the ice cream.
21 November 2007
Whipped cream! PSSSSHHHHHH Make a pie!
22 November 2007
Hey, Garfield, it's the fourth friday in november, and you know what that is! What? Wait right there! Candy Cane Karaoke Night! And for this I wore heels.
23 November 2007
Here I sit. Instead of sitting there. Life holds too many choices!
24 November 2007
NONE of there will work for our Christmas card! I know. You're not smiling in any of them.
25 November 2007
This is my new air freshener. pssssst It smells like Christmas cookie baking. I think I'm getting the hint here. Isn't he the clever one?
26 November 2007
It's the greatest time of year! When Jon gives me presents... Instead of me just taking his stuff.
27 November 2007
So what do YOU want for Christmas? zwip Most people circle things in catalogs. Garfield tabs things in cookbooks.
28 November 2007
You have to behave around Christmas. Santa might be watching. Or one of his spies.
29 November 2007
Fa-la-la-fa-la! PLOOEY! I fa'd when I should have ls'd.
30 November 2007