Odie is very loyal. - - And I'm not sure if that's good or bad.1 November 2007 |
 Well, Garfield, the laundry is done! - Every article of clothing ironed, folded, and put away. - Sigh... His life is over.2 November 2007 |
 Why so gloomy, Jon? The world is full of wonderful things! - Like my tuna breath! - And nice comfortable floors!3 November 2007 |
 anchovies, and more extra cheese... And that's it. - Oh, and two diet colas. With extra ice!4 November 2007 |
 Nobody tells me what to do! thump thump - - And I wish they wouls! I have no idea what I'm doing! That's okay, Jon. Nobody does.5 November 2007 |
 - - Is it any wonder why there's no room in his head for a brain?6 November 2007 |
 I'm cutting down on donuts. - - We're out of donuts. I am painfully aware of that.7 November 2007 |
 Cricket in the house! - Crick- Z - I'll give you a dollar to jump into Jon's mouth. Z8 November 2007 |
 BARK! BARK! BARK! - On a scale of one to ten, I give it a seven? - Oh, come on! I've seen you more crazed, and you didn't do that bloodshot-eyeballs thing.9 November 2007 |
 - YAWN - Momma would be proud to know she raised a trivet.10 November 2007 |
 what's with the tiny beanie? It's "take-your-son-to-work" day.11 November 2007 |
 Beware of the Dog You're not a dog. Yes, I am. Like bow wow. - You're not a dog. Okay! So the dog took a personal day. I'm a temp. - You're a snake. Dude! I have a wife and 35 kids to support!12 November 2007 |
 Instead of barking at you... - I would like to do an interpretive dance... - Demonstrating my feelings toward our relationship. That explains the pekingese with the piccolo.13 November 2007 |
 Check this out... - BARK - Pretty cool, huh? Well, if you think loud noises are "cool".14 November 2007 |
 Would you like to hear some barking? What else you got? - I can woof! Let's go with that, and can you do a time step? - Woof, woof, woof, woof! My kingdom for a video camera.15 November 2007 |
 - Will Grovel for Table Scraps - I'm just doing this until I sell my screenplay. Riiight.16 November 2007 |
 You poor dog. How can you stand being chained up all day? - People wait on me hand and foot, I get three big meals a day, and allI do is sleep. - Woof17 November 2007 |
 - - Ready, Odie? Urf - Okay...1-2-3-go! - -18 November 2007 |
 Everybody likes me! - - He must not have received the memo.19 November 2007 |
 I thought you were taking Odie for a walk. - I am. - I have a three-mile leash.20 November 2007 |
 I think I'll order a burger. How about yo- - GARFIELD! Get over here! - You're steaming up the windoes in the pie case! My place...midnight...I'll bring the ice cream.21 November 2007 |
 Whipped cream! - PSSSSHHHHHH - Make a pie!22 November 2007 |
 Hey, Garfield, it's the fourth friday in november, and you know what that is! What? - Wait right there! - Candy Cane Karaoke Night! And for this I wore heels.23 November 2007 |
 Here I sit. - Instead of sitting there. - Life holds too many choices!24 November 2007 |
 - - - - - - NONE of there will work for our Christmas card! I know. You're not smiling in any of them.25 November 2007 |
 This is my new air freshener. - pssssst It smells like Christmas cookie baking. - I think I'm getting the hint here. Isn't he the clever one?26 November 2007 |
 It's the greatest time of year! - When Jon gives me presents... - Instead of me just taking his stuff.27 November 2007 |
 So what do YOU want for Christmas? - zwip - Most people circle things in catalogs. Garfield tabs things in cookbooks.28 November 2007 |
 You have to behave around Christmas. - Santa might be watching. - Or one of his spies.29 November 2007 |
 Fa-la-la-fa-la! - PLOOEY! - I fa'd when I should have ls'd.30 November 2007 |
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