Odie is very loyal. And I'm not sure if that's good or bad.1 November 2007 |
 Well, Garfield, the laundry is done! Every article of clothing ironed, folded, and put away. Sigh... His life is over.2 November 2007 |
 Why so gloomy, Jon? The world is full of wonderful things! Like my tuna breath! And nice comfortable floors!3 November 2007 |
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 Nobody tells me what to do! thump thump And I wish they wouls! I have no idea what I'm doing! That's okay, Jon. Nobody does.5 November 2007 |
 Is it any wonder why there's no room in his head for a brain?6 November 2007 |
 I'm cutting down on donuts. We're out of donuts. I am painfully aware of that.7 November 2007 |
 Cricket in the house! Crick Z I'll give you a dollar to jump into Jon's mouth. Z8 November 2007 |
 BARK! BARK! BARK! On a scale of one to ten, I give it a seven? Oh, come on! I've seen you more crazed, and you didn't do that bloodshot-eyeballs thing.9 November 2007 |
 YAWN Momma would be proud to know she raised a trivet.10 November 2007 |
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 Beware of the Dog You're not a dog. Yes, I am. Like bow wow. You're not a dog. Okay! So the dog took a personal day. I'm a temp. You're a snake. Dude! I have a wife and 35 kids to support!12 November 2007 |
 Instead of barking at you... I would like to do an interpretive dance... Demonstrating my feelings toward our relationship. That explains the pekingese with the piccolo.13 November 2007 |
 Check this out... BARK Pretty cool, huh? Well, if you think loud noises are "cool".14 November 2007 |
 Would you like to hear some barking? What else you got? I can woof! Let's go with that, and can you do a time step? Woof, woof, woof, woof! My kingdom for a video camera.15 November 2007 |
 Will Grovel for Table Scraps I'm just doing this until I sell my screenplay. Riiight.16 November 2007 |
 You poor dog. How can you stand being chained up all day? People wait on me hand and foot, I get three big meals a day, and allI do is sleep. Woof17 November 2007 |
 Ready, Odie? Urf Okay...1-2-3-go! -18 November 2007 |
 Everybody likes me! He must not have received the memo.19 November 2007 |
 I thought you were taking Odie for a walk. I am. I have a three-mile leash.20 November 2007 |
 I think I'll order a burger. How about yo GARFIELD! Get over here! You're steaming up the windoes in the pie case! My place...midnight...I'll bring the ice cream.21 November 2007 |
 Whipped cream! PSSSSHHHHHH Make a pie!22 November 2007 |
 Hey, Garfield, it's the fourth friday in november, and you know what that is! What? Wait right there! Candy Cane Karaoke Night! And for this I wore heels.23 November 2007 |
 Here I sit. Instead of sitting there. Life holds too many choices!24 November 2007 |
 NONE of there will work for our Christmas card! I know. You're not smiling in any of them.25 November 2007 |
 This is my new air freshener. pssssst It smells like Christmas cookie baking. I think I'm getting the hint here. Isn't he the clever one?26 November 2007 |
 It's the greatest time of year! When Jon gives me presents... Instead of me just taking his stuff.27 November 2007 |
 So what do YOU want for Christmas? zwip Most people circle things in catalogs. Garfield tabs things in cookbooks.28 November 2007 |
 You have to behave around Christmas. Santa might be watching. Or one of his spies.29 November 2007 |
 Fa-la-la-fa-la! PLOOEY! I fa'd when I should have ls'd.30 November 2007 |
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