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Garfield

It's a Christmas card from Mrs. Feeny. With a little hand-lettered restraining order inside. Nice calligraphy.

1 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Christmas List 1. for Garfield: floss.

2 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

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3 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Well, it took all day... But I finally got that tree to stand up straight! Nailing it to the wall doesn't count!

4 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

SLURP -

5 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

I visited spider Claus at the mall today! I wonder which knee he sat on.

6 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

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7 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

eeeeeeeeeyaaaaaahhhhhhhh

8 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

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9 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to the mall to find a Christmas present for Liz. Want to come? Sure. Remember, no elf slapping. If you wear green tights, you take your chances!

10 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Mall Map Okay, we're on the first floor, right next to the smoothie stand... And the jewelry store is on the second floor... And the escalator is right over there. Here's your wallet back.

11 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm looking for a gift for my girlfriend. How about perfume? I'm sure she'd love this one... It smells like an acre of wet dogs. It's the one I'M wearing. And I LOVE the smell of wet dogs! Quit now, while you're behind.

12 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

GET DOWN HERE! I can see your bald spot!

13 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

We've looked all over this mall, and I STILL haven't found Liz a present! Are you enjoying the food court? I want to live here forever!

14 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Mall Parking Do you remember where we parked the car? No. Maybe we should look for it. YOU THINK?!

15 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

click BUY THESE! TAKE THEM HOME AND STUFF 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH!! CHEW THEM! SWALLOW THEM!! So BUY THEM! And EAT them! EAT them!! EAT THEM!!! Oh, PULEEEEZE BUY THEM!!! Ed's International House of Fruitcakes.

16 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Santa's Wonderland." The line forms right over ther EEEEEK! I assume that elf has met you before. Briefly.

17 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Happy holidays, son. Things are fine here on the farm... Doc Boy got kicked in the head by a cow last week, but we were lucky... Bessie's hoof is healing nicely. Will those cows ever learn?

18 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz's Christmas card arrived! Let's see! It's personal. Personal?! I'M the one whose temerature she takes!

19 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

I got a Christmas card from Dog Boy! "Merry Christmas, you late-chuggin', tofu-huggin', cable TV-watchin', indoor-plumbin', touchy-feely, sissified-crybaby city boy". I miss him. Me too...just like I miss tail mange.

20 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

So you'll come? ...great! Liz is spending Christmas day with us! Liz AND her holiday fudge?! You're drooling. Tears of joy, drool of joy-same thing, different duct.

21 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

I bought your present today. ANd it's well hidden... So just forget about finding it, pal!

22 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing, Garfield? I'm practicing my you-got-me-THAT-for-Christmas?! face.

23 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

You two had better get to bed. OH; no...this year we catch Santa in the ACT! Z Z I love tradition.

24 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Jon...a charm bracelt! How darling! See? There's a little cat charm and a little dog charm... Where's yours? That's the rose. They were fresh out of dork charms.

25 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is over.

26 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I are going out for new year's, so I got you two another pet sitter. She's not to be harmed. Such a naive little man.

27 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

You must be the pet sitter! I am Greta. You look like you work out. I do. A lot. Pleased to meet you. Dibs on under the couch.

28 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

...and there's my cell phone number. I will commit it tom memory. Call me if there's any problem... I do not anticipate any breaches in discipline. And, uh, there's onion dip in the fridge. Order must and shall be maintained at any and all costs. We are t

29 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

** I'm glad you and I could spend new year's eve together, Liz. Me too, Jon...this is wonderful. No, it's more than wonderful...with you here, it's perfect. beedle beedle beedle Should I wanswer that? Answer what? beedle beedle beedle beedle beedle beedle

30 December 2007
 


 
Garfield

FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE... HAPPY NEW YEAR!! You want a new year's kiss? That's animal abuse, lady.

31 December 2007
 




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