It's a Christmas card from Mrs. Feeny. - - With a little hand-lettered restraining order inside. Nice calligraphy.
1 December 2007
- Christmas List - 1. for Garfield: - - - - floss.
2 December 2007
3 December 2007
Well, it took all day... - But I finally got that tree to stand up straight! - Nailing it to the wall doesn't count!
4 December 2007
- SLURP -
5 December 2007
I visited spider Claus at the mall today! - - I wonder which knee he sat on.
6 December 2007
7 December 2007
- - eeeeeeeeeyaaaaaahhhhhhhh
8 December 2007
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9 December 2007
I'm going to the mall to find a Christmas present for Liz. - Want to come? Sure. - Remember, no elf slapping. If you wear green tights, you take your chances!
10 December 2007
Mall Map Okay, we're on the first floor, right next to the smoothie stand... - And the jewelry store is on the second floor... - And the escalator is right over there. Here's your wallet back.
11 December 2007
I'm looking for a gift for my girlfriend. How about perfume? - I'm sure she'd love this one... It smells like an acre of wet dogs. - It's the one I'M wearing. And I LOVE the smell of wet dogs! Quit now, while you're behind.
12 December 2007
- - GET DOWN HERE! I can see your bald spot!
13 December 2007
We've looked all over this mall, and I STILL haven't found Liz a present! - - Are you enjoying the food court? I want to live here forever!
14 December 2007
Mall Parking Do you remember where we parked the car? No. - - Maybe we should look for it. YOU THINK?!
15 December 2007
click - BUY THESE! - TAKE THEM HOME AND STUFF 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH!! - CHEW THEM! SWALLOW THEM!! - So BUY THEM! - And EAT them! EAT them!! EAT THEM!!! - Oh, PULEEEEZE BUY THEM!!! Ed's International House of Fruitcakes.
16 December 2007
Welcome to "Santa's Wonderland." The line forms right over ther- - EEEEEK! - I assume that elf has met you before. Briefly.
17 December 2007
Happy holidays, son. Things are fine here on the farm... - Doc Boy got kicked in the head by a cow last week, but we were lucky... - Bessie's hoof is healing nicely. Will those cows ever learn?
18 December 2007
Liz's Christmas card arrived! Let's see! - It's personal. Personal?! - I'M the one whose temerature she takes!
19 December 2007
I got a Christmas card from Dog Boy! - "Merry Christmas, you late-chuggin', tofu-huggin', cable TV-watchin', indoor-plumbin', touchy-feely, sissified-crybaby city boy". - I miss him. Me too...just like I miss tail mange.
20 December 2007
So you'll come? ...great! - Liz is spending Christmas day with us! Liz AND her holiday fudge?! - You're drooling. Tears of joy, drool of joy-same thing, different duct.
21 December 2007
I bought your present today. - ANd it's well hidden... - So just forget about finding it, pal!
22 December 2007
- - - - - What are you doing, Garfield? - I'm practicing my you-got-me-THAT-for-Christmas?! face.
23 December 2007
You two had better get to bed. OH; no...this year we catch Santa in the ACT! - - Z Z I love tradition.
24 December 2007
Oh, Jon...a charm bracelt! How darling! - See? There's a little cat charm and a little dog charm... - Where's yours? That's the rose. They were fresh out of dork charms.
25 December 2007
- Christmas is over.
26 December 2007
Liz and I are going out for new year's, so I got you two another pet sitter. - - She's not to be harmed. Such a naive little man.
27 December 2007
You must be the pet sitter! I am Greta. - You look like you work out. I do. A lot. - Pleased to meet you. Dibs on under the couch.
28 December 2007
...and there's my cell phone number. I will commit it tom memory. - Call me if there's any problem... I do not anticipate any breaches in discipline. - And, uh, there's onion dip in the fridge. Order must and shall be maintained at any and
29 December 2007
** - I'm glad you and I could spend new year's eve together, Liz. Me too, Jon...this is wonderful. - No, it's more than wonderful...with you here, it's perfect. - beedle beedle beedle - Should I wanswer that? Answer what? beedle beedle beedle
30 December 2007
FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE... - HAPPY NEW YEAR!! - You want a new year's kiss? That's animal abuse, lady.
31 December 2007