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Garfield

Hey... Where's my ball of yarn? You mean dad?

1 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

I never get a call on my cell phone. Possibly because it's an electric razor.

2 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Cats live on instinct. And my instinct could go for some of those extra-spicy chicken wings.

3 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA I think I'll make a snowman instead. AAHhhhhhhh

4 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Goode evening, ladies and germs! WHISH! I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing! ZIP! Any requests? Get taller!

5 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

I shall now attempt to read the mind of someone in the audience! KONG! Please, no clues.

6 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

zip zip zip zip KONK ZIP Ketchup?! We ran out of tomatoes.

7 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

BONK! beedle beedle beedle U STINK

8 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Now for some impressions! Any requests? Cat falling off a fence! Yeah! And splattering himself all over the place! I hate audience participation.

9 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

You've been a great audience tonight! There's nobody here but me. Oh. But you're great! I'm the janitor, you dork!

10 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

FLOWERS -

11 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Everything is mine, mine, mine! Correction. If we had anything, it would be mine, mine, mine!

12 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

YAWN YAWN I'm a trendsetter!

13 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

(ahem)... "Purr". How nice! I don't write 'em. I just read 'em.

14 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Snow! It's a blizzard! I'm flattered.

15 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

No two snowflakes are exactly alike. Wow... Jon had a busy winter.

16 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Thanks for the coffee, cup. No problem...and call me Joe. You know, Joe, as far as nightmares go, this one could have been a whole lot worse. How? It could have been decaffeinated. Now you're scaring ME, man.

17 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

RUNK-itta RUNK-itta... RUNK-itta... RUNK-itta... brap brap brap BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA KRONK! DONKITTY KRONKITTY KRONKA KRONKA KRONKA What's all that racket? PTOO! Old man Griewe just took out another lawn gnome with hissnowblower.

18 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm not a morning person. Lucky morning.

19 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Garfield, how can you stand on that fence without falling off?" Simple. Things aren't always as they seem.

20 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

The songbird didn't sho up at the feeder this morning. * *

21 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

BAT That's my boy!

22 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm hungry. Though not as hungry as Jon. That was mine!

23 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Meow ** MEOW MEYOWWRR MEEYOW * Would you believe I haven't had any formal training?

24 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

You're spoiled, you know. I am not, an where's my mint?

25 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

click click click click Quality, quality, quality, quality. click click click click Quality, quality, dreck, quality. click click Whoa! Back up there!

26 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

And what is your special talent, sir? I juggle chain saws to polka music. Fascinating...why chai saws? They're the only thing that'll drown polka music out. I like him.

27 February 2007
 


 
Garfield

Tonight, it's "Alaskan Grizzly Mating Calls with Larry". Followed by "Yukon Emergency Room". With Larry. "With Larry".

28 February 2007
 




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