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Garfield

Z click Ooh! Let's watch "Revenge of the Doofus Snatchers"! click I was thinking more like "The Flowers that Betrayed Me". click Well, then I say we watch wrestling! click Not if we're watching "Tragic Love" first! click See,

1 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

You should stop drinking coffee. Maybe after this earthquake.

2 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Would you like to go for a walk in the park, Liz? Yes, I would. Cool! Can I come along? Why not? Mr. Insecurity.

3 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! It's MEOW! Told you I could make him say it!

4 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Have you no shame? Nope. I'm still a cat.

5 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

THUD! That was a pleasant walk.

6 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Life is filled with joy! Instead of lasagna, I decided to serve granola for dinner. Life was just toying with me.

7 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Another rainy sunday. Rainy sundays are always the same...the steady patter of rain on the roof... The comforting thrum of the furnace in the basement... The sound of water rushing through the gutters and downspouts... Jon shriekingat the top of his lungs

8 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'll have a burger. Beef, turkey, chicken, tofu, veggie, buffalo, or ostrich? Hello? ...hello? Ah, the curse of the decision-impaired...brain lock.

9 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Our floor show is about to begin... It's time for... "The Chicken Dance"! * LA LA LA LA LA LA * You hit the lights. I'll eat the chrorus line.

10 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

I call this "Jumpin' Java" Some Mexican jumping beans were accidentally ground in with the coffee beans. Could I get some cream and a mallet?

11 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

What's on the menu today, Irma? Dust bunny surprise. What's a "dust bunny"? And why are the floors cleaner than usual?

12 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Irma, the men's room is out of soap. Thanks, hon. HANDS OFF THE COUNTER!

13 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

How's the stew, hon? Stew? I thought this was SOUP! Oh. How's the soup, then?

14 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Ewww! There's a FLY in my coffee! zzzz What could be more disgusting than THAT?! That.

15 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

* SMACK You're mean! And you whistle off-key.

16 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

When I'm with Liz, I feel like a different person. When I'm with you, I feel like... Me. We pets do have that grounding effect on folks.

17 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz brings out the MAN in me! WAH-HA! HA! HA! *SNORT* HA! HA! HA! I prefer you laugh at me to my face! That would be impolite.

18 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Wow. That's a big bowlof dip. Chip coming through!

19 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

I enjoy pretendig to read. It's important that we all keep up the illusion of being well-informed!

20 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

The more you learn... ...the more you... ...um... ...learn. Thank you, Professor Redundant.

21 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! WOOMP! BWONK! THOOMP! * BLOOONG You should be more active. I don't think Odie could take it.

22 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

This is my interpreter. This way you'll be able to understand what I'm saying! Meow Squeak What is going on here?

23 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Why did a mouse just hug me? I gave him your lunch.

24 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... 5.9 Too high of a score?

25 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Isn't that sideways? Let's just say I'm not happy with my contractor.

26 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

What happened to all the cheese puffs? Okay, Skinny, let's see your fingers.

27 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

Let go! Let go! Aha! I've got you now!

28 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

stomp stomp BOING BOING Keep Off Grass Talk about an open invitation!

29 April 2007
 


 
Garfield

If my life were any more exciting, I'd need a stunt double. That was a JOKE, Garfield. I'm not Garfield, I'm his stunt double.

30 April 2007
 




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