1 April 2007
You should stop drinking coffee. Maybe after this earthquake.
2 April 2007
Would you like to go for a walk in the park, Liz? Yes, I would. Cool! Can I come along? Why not? Mr. Insecurity.
3 April 2007
Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! It's MEOW! Told you I could make him say it!
4 April 2007
Have you no shame? Nope. I'm still a cat.
5 April 2007
THUD! That was a pleasant walk.
6 April 2007
Life is filled with joy! Instead of lasagna, I decided to serve granola for dinner. Life was just toying with me.
7 April 2007
8 April 2007
I'll have a burger. Beef, turkey, chicken, tofu, veggie, buffalo, or ostrich? Hello? ...hello? Ah, the curse of the decision-impaired...brain lock.
9 April 2007
Our floor show is about to begin... It's time for... "The Chicken Dance"! * LA LA LA LA LA LA * You hit the lights. I'll eat the chrorus line.
10 April 2007
I call this "Jumpin' Java" Some Mexican jumping beans were accidentally ground in with the coffee beans. Could I get some cream and a mallet?
11 April 2007
What's on the menu today, Irma? Dust bunny surprise. What's a "dust bunny"? And why are the floors cleaner than usual?
12 April 2007
Irma, the men's room is out of soap. Thanks, hon. HANDS OFF THE COUNTER!
13 April 2007
How's the stew, hon? Stew? I thought this was SOUP! Oh. How's the soup, then?
14 April 2007
Ewww! There's a FLY in my coffee! zzzz What could be more disgusting than THAT?! That.
15 April 2007
* SMACK You're mean! And you whistle off-key.
16 April 2007
When I'm with Liz, I feel like a different person. When I'm with you, I feel like... Me. We pets do have that grounding effect on folks.
17 April 2007
Liz brings out the MAN in me! WAH-HA! HA! HA! *SNORT* HA! HA! HA! I prefer you laugh at me to my face! That would be impolite.
18 April 2007
Wow. That's a big bowlof dip. Chip coming through!
19 April 2007
I enjoy pretendig to read. It's important that we all keep up the illusion of being well-informed!
20 April 2007
The more you learn... ...the more you... ...um... ...learn. Thank you, Professor Redundant.
21 April 2007
BOOT! WOOMP! BWONK! THOOMP! * BLOOONG You should be more active. I don't think Odie could take it.
22 April 2007
This is my interpreter. This way you'll be able to understand what I'm saying! Meow Squeak What is going on here?
23 April 2007
Why did a mouse just hug me? I gave him your lunch.
24 April 2007
Garfield... 5.9 Too high of a score?
25 April 2007
Isn't that sideways? Let's just say I'm not happy with my contractor.
26 April 2007
What happened to all the cheese puffs? Okay, Skinny, let's see your fingers.
27 April 2007
Let go! Let go! Aha! I've got you now!
28 April 2007
stomp stomp BOING BOING Keep Off Grass Talk about an open invitation!
29 April 2007
If my life were any more exciting, I'd need a stunt double. That was a JOKE, Garfield. I'm not Garfield, I'm his stunt double.
30 April 2007