Everything Liz does is cute. - Like the way her nose wrinkles when she yawns... - I love that. And I'm sure you get to see it a lot when she's with you.
1 May 2007
Sigh...love is just so great... - I love love. - Where are you going? Outside. This hairball's gonna be a whopper.
2 May 2007
I just got my shirt back from the cleaners and it's kinda snug. It has a name tag. - Hey, wait a minute... - This isn't my shirt! Really, "Brenda"?
3 May 2007
Jon says eating should be fun. - Tonight's meal is entitled "The Joy of Corn". - Ha, ha, ha, wheeeeee...
4 May 2007
Garfield, I'm feeling kinda down. - I could use a hug... - No hug? How a sympathetic glance?
5 May 2007
beware of Dog - - - doinga doinga doinga - -
6 May 2007
I wanted to wear something nice on my date tonight, Garfield... - So I dug out my old high school prom tux! - How did THIS ever go out of style? Your shirt looks like it's eating you.
7 May 2007
Hi, Liz! Ready to go? Jon! Um... - Like the suit? You wouldn't believe the looks I've been getting! I...ah... - Just like that one!
8 May 2007
Table for two, please. - YAAAAAAHH!! - MY EYES!! MY EYES!! It's the shirt, isn't it?
9 May 2007
Good evening. My name is Armando, and I will be your waiter tonig- - AYE, YI-YI, LOOK AT THAT SHIRT! - Any specials tonight, Armando? EVIL!! EVIL!! Jon, button your coat.
10 May 2007
Sorry to bother you, sir, but I'm the manager, and we've had some silly complaints about your shir- - OH MY GOSH, IT'S *TRUE*! - LOOK AWAY, EVERYONE! SAVE YOURSELVES!! The flounder looks good.
11 May 2007
What am embarrassing date. Imagine that. - The restaurant confiscated my shirt. I bet that thing wouldn't even burn. - And this clip-on tie is killing me. He's such a slave to fashion.
12 May 2007
- * RIIIING - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!! * RIIIING - * RIIIING BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - You're supposed to pick it up and ANSWER it, stupid! * RIIING - - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
13 May 2007
Liz wants to take me clothes shopping. The woman is a saint. - She calls me a "fashoin emergency" She's too kind. - Isn't that cute? I've heard your hangers weep.
14 May 2007
Burp - BURP! - That's right, kids. Always warm up.
15 May 2007
Nice fake smile. - Why, thank you! - Oops. I smiled for real.
16 May 2007
Garfield! - Did you do this? Sure did. - That's terrible! It'll look better once we frame it.
17 May 2007
Jon is cooking dinner. - - Relax, it's for Liz.
18 May 2007
I HAD planned to have some of that lasagna tonight. - BUT NO! YOU ATE THE ENTIRE THING! - You are so selfish! Okaaay, you may smell my breath.
19 May 2007
- - Hey, you brewed a new pot! - - sip - Want some? Nah. - Too weak for me.
20 May 2007
I saw a new coffee shop in town today. And I saw three flies on the ceiling. - It looked very hip. Jon no hip, kemo sabe. Jon no go there. - It's called "Xan's Cafe Caffeine". I'll start the car!
21 May 2007
Thank you for coosing "Xan's Cafe Caffeine." I'm Xan, and I'll be your barista. - Prepare yourself for a relaxing and spiritual awakening for the body and mind. How may I help you? - Um...two coffees, please. This is a joke, right.
22 May 2007
Geez, I didn't know coffee had so many different names now! - That counter guy looked at me like I was a total idiot... - Like that! Just like that!
23 May 2007
- - Sohowdoyou likeespresso?! Notbad, I reallythink Icouldlearn toloveit!
24 May 2007
This is great! - We should go out to coffee bars more often! Yeah... - We don't do nearly enough of this at home.
25 May 2007
This is a really nice place. I'm glad we came here. - Have you finished your coffe? Are you kidding me? - For six bucks a cup, I'm eating the CHAIR.
26 May 2007
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27 May 2007
Garfield! Help! - I'm stuck in the bathtub! - Let the air out of your inner tube ducky, you dork! I'm pruning up!!
28 May 2007
You lie around too much, Garfield. - What you need is exercise. - You can't mess with the laws of nature, baby.
29 May 2007
Ah, nature! - Heeey...wait a minute! - What's it doing in the living room?! I broke a window.
30 May 2007
I'm sorry I shredded your slacks. - Very sorry. - Those are some ugly legs!
31 May 2007