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Garfield

sigh... Pooky, you're my best friend. You're always there for me. You give me hugs when I need them. And you never tell me to go on a diet. I can't imagine a day without you! Now, more over, you're hogging the bed.

1 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF KARAOKE DOG * FEEEE-LINGS That sign's not big enough.

2 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF SUCK-UP DOG Aren't they all?

3 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG HELP WANTED INQUIRE WITHIN

4 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Your Face Licked 5c Your Face NOT Licked $5.00

5 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF PUPPY

6 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF FARSIGHTED DOG -

7 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

* * BURP May I have your order?

8 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Wow... I can hear my stomach roaring.

9 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Hi, I'd like to request a song. It's called "Polka in my Veins, Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen". I thought morning deejays were supposed to be zany. I'm sure he meant "you sick freak" in the zaniest possible way.

10 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Well, Pooky, now that Liz is around, Jon hardly even notices me... At least WE'LL never let a woman come betwee Rats.

11 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Hard day. Whew. My taste buds are exhausted!

12 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Finally, some time to be alone... ...I said ALONE. Can't you take a hint, lady? poke

13 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm back! Did you miss me? Yes, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

14 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

GET OFF MY NEWSPAPER!! You know, all you had to do was ask. There's no need to loose your temper. -

15 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm sending Liz an E-Mail...anything you'd like to add? tic tic :( Okay, you're jealous, aren't you?

16 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz, I think Garfield's jealous of you. You're talking to THAT woman again, aren't you? Liz, I know Garfield's jealous of you.

17 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz, Garfield's still jealous of you, and it's become WORSE... He won't eat a thing! I'll be right over.

18 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Liz! I came over to speak to a lealous cat. Hello, Garfield. Oh... It's you.

19 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, we need to talk about your jealousy issue... Wht can I say to make you feel better? "I brought kitty treats" would be a good start.

20 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, just because Jon and I care for each other... -doesn't mean we don't care about YOU... You AND Odie. Scram, this is my jealous tantrum.

21 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Odie, do you like Liz? I mean, Jon really seems to like her a LOT...do you like her a lot? And do you like boiled pig snouts with cabbage in mystery gravy?

22 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

I don't want you to be jealous og me, Garfield. Don't you think it's possible for you and me to share Jon? Well...okay. You take the half that kisses, and I'll take the half that feeds.

23 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Garfield and I talked, Jon. We're friends now! I KNEW you two would work it out! We should celebrate! Let's order pizza! GROUP HUG!!!

24 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Aw, COME ON, now!! Herewegoherewego herewegoherewego... OH, FOR THE LOVE OF Putting practice.

25 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm locked out of the house again. In my cowboy jammies. And there's a TV news crew setting up on the lawn. Must be a slooooow news day.

26 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Great! My back went out! I can't move at all! Really? That last pudding cup is MINE, mister!!

27 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh. I've forgotten what I'm on hold for. We refer to this as a "senior moment".

28 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

Get out of my pool! -

29 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

ah-AH-AH AH CHOO Gesundheit.

30 July 2007
 


 
Garfield

My life is empty. *BAT* Oh, that's your answer to everything, is it?

31 July 2007
 




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