sigh... - Pooky, you're my best friend. - You're always there for me. - You give me hugs when I need them. - And you never tell me to go on a diet. - I can't imagine a day without you! - Now, more over, you're hogging the bed.
1 July 2007
BEWARE OF KARAOKE DOG - * FEEEE-LINGS - That sign's not big enough.
2 July 2007
BEWARE OF SUCK-UP DOG - - Aren't they all?
3 July 2007
BEWARE OF DOG - HELP WANTED - INQUIRE WITHIN
4 July 2007
Your Face Licked 5c - - Your Face NOT Licked $5.00
5 July 2007
- - BEWARE OF PUPPY
6 July 2007
BEWARE OF FARSIGHTED DOG - -
7 July 2007
* - * - - - - BURP - May I have your order?
8 July 2007
- Wow... - I can hear my stomach roaring.
9 July 2007
Hi, I'd like to request a song. - It's called "Polka in my Veins, Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen". - I thought morning deejays were supposed to be zany. I'm sure he meant "you sick freak" in the zaniest possible way.
10 July 2007
Well, Pooky, now that Liz is around, Jon hardly even notices me... - At least WE'LL never let a woman come betwee- - Rats.
11 July 2007
Hard day. - Whew. - My taste buds are exhausted!
12 July 2007
Finally, some time to be alone... - ...I said ALONE. - Can't you take a hint, lady? poke
13 July 2007
- I'm back! - Did you miss me? Yes, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
14 July 2007
- - - GET OFF MY NEWSPAPER!! - You know, all you had to do was ask. - There's no need to loose your temper. -
15 July 2007
I'm sending Liz an E-Mail...anything you'd like to add? - tic tic - :( Okay, you're jealous, aren't you?
16 July 2007
Liz, I think Garfield's jealous of you. - You're talking to THAT woman again, aren't you? - Liz, I know Garfield's jealous of you.
17 July 2007
Liz, Garfield's still jealous of you, and it's become WORSE... - He won't eat a thing! - I'll be right over.
18 July 2007
Liz! I came over to speak to a lealous cat. - Hello, Garfield. Oh... - It's you.
19 July 2007
Garfield, we need to talk about your jealousy issue... - Wht can I say to make you feel better? - "I brought kitty treats" would be a good start.
20 July 2007
Garfield, just because Jon and I care for each other... - -doesn't mean we don't care about YOU... - You AND Odie. Scram, this is my jealous tantrum.
21 July 2007
- Odie, do you like Liz? - - I mean, Jon really seems to like her a LOT...do you like her a lot? - - - And do you like boiled pig snouts with cabbage in mystery gravy?
22 July 2007
I don't want you to be jealous og me, Garfield. - Don't you think it's possible for you and me to share Jon? Well...okay. - You take the half that kisses, and I'll take the half that feeds.
23 July 2007
Garfield and I talked, Jon. We're friends now! - I KNEW you two would work it out! We should celebrate! Let's order pizza! - GROUP HUG!!!
24 July 2007
Aw, COME ON, now!! - Herewegoherewego herewegoherewego... - OH, FOR THE LOVE OF Putting practice.
25 July 2007
Garfield, I'm locked out of the house again. - In my cowboy jammies. - And there's a TV news crew setting up on the lawn. Must be a slooooow news day.
26 July 2007
Great! My back went out! - I can't move at all! Really? - That last pudding cup is MINE, mister!!
27 July 2007
- Uh-oh. - I've forgotten what I'm on hold for. We refer to this as a "senior moment".
28 July 2007
- - Get out of my pool! - - - -
29 July 2007
ah-AH-AH - AH CHOO - Gesundheit.
30 July 2007
My life is empty. - *BAT* - Oh, that's your answer to everything, is it?
31 July 2007