SMACK! - Fore! -
1 August 2007
Well? Well, what? - You don't notice anything different about me? Give me a hint. - WAAH! Oh, great. A ball of yarn having an identity crisis.
2 August 2007
Let's do something. - bat - That was fun. Now let's do something *I* want to do.
3 August 2007
bat Whee! - - What have you been doing? Nothing! I swear!
4 August 2007
- BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - - snatch - HA-HAA! - - lick lick lick lick
5 August 2007
Monday... - SPLAT! - Class dismissed.
6 August 2007
Dog News - Whoa... - You guys will sniff pretty much anything, won't you?
7 August 2007
I guess I'll just have to face facts... - I may never reach my full potential. - And just WHY is that funny?
8 August 2007
How do you do? - Very well, thank you. - Polite AND tasty.
9 August 2007
I'm afraid there's been no word from the governor, Rocky...looks like this is it. - What do you want for your last meal? Gimme a cheeseburger. - And would you like that (hee hee) for here or to (snort) go? Rocky's not smiling.
10 August 2007
- Sigh... - I hope this isn't one of those moments we'll always remember.
11 August 2007
CALL A COP!!
12 August 2007
A simple roll of duct tape can be used to remove unwanted cat hair. - - ...from clothing and furniture. And what's with THAT look?
13 August 2007
- - All right, hand it over. What duct tape?
14 August 2007
Friday night? ...your treat? ...that sounds great! - Wow! LIZ asked ME out on a date! - Is that allowed? Better check the rule book.
15 August 2007
I want to smell good for my date with Liz... "Midnight Mama's Boy". - Which cologne should I use? "Polyester Passion". - How about "Eau de Slide Rule"? Why don't you just roll in something with Odie?
16 August 2007
Hi, Liz! So what's the plan? I thought we'd go for some italian food... - And then visit the aquarium. - This is MY date, Garfield. You get your own girl.
17 August 2007
How's your pasta, Liz? - Delicious. How's yours? - I have no idea.
18 August 2007
- Garfield, we haven't even ordered yet... - Don't fill up on bread! - - - What?! - Garfield? Fill up? Good point. Keep 'em coming!
19 August 2007
Three tickets for the aquarium, please. I'm sorry, ma'am... - But you'll have to leave that outside. - Hand over the harpoon, Garfield. Party pooper.
20 August 2007
I can't see the fish. This is a very rare species. - They can be pretty shy. - It's probably hiding.
21 August 2007
I'm sorry about your date tonight, Liz. It was different. - I've never seen a restaurant run out of food before. That happens to us all the time. - And I've never been thrown out of an aquarium. That too.
22 August 2007
Don't feel bad about the date Jon...I had a great time. - So did I. BURP - And so did Garfield. Kiss her, stupid, before the moment passes.
23 August 2007
Garfield, I can't get out of this hammock! - - -and I'm LOVING it! Atta boy.
24 August 2007
- HAAAACK - You're gonna need some traffic cones for that one.
25 August 2007
Hmmm... - What kind of dog ARE you anyway, Odie? - Bulldog?... - Pointer?... - Sheep doog?... - Basset houn. - Ah, here you are...purebred clown. * honk honk
26 August 2007
I finally found a way to keep cool, Garfield. - I put a frozen chicken down my pants! - It won't thaw for hours! I won't be here when it does.
27 August 2007
I can't stand this hot weather anymore! - - Garfield, are you sitting in the ice cream again? It's okay! It's just the rum raisin!
28 August 2007
It's so hot. - Ice cube shirt! - Could Jon be getting smarter?
29 August 2007
Fishing isn't that hard. - Just rear back and flick it. - Then scream till help comes.
30 August 2007
LIFEGUARD!!! - I'M STANDING IN SEAWEED!! - Let's go home now. I hear that stuff's good for your complexion.
31 August 2007