SMACK! Fore! -
1 August 2007
Well? Well, what? You don't notice anything different about me? Give me a hint. WAAH! Oh, great. A ball of yarn having an identity crisis.
2 August 2007
Let's do something. bat That was fun. Now let's do something *I* want to do.
3 August 2007
bat Whee! What have you been doing? Nothing! I swear!
4 August 2007
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK snatch HA-HAA! lick lick lick lick
5 August 2007
Monday... SPLAT! Class dismissed.
6 August 2007
Dog News Whoa... You guys will sniff pretty much anything, won't you?
7 August 2007
I guess I'll just have to face facts... I may never reach my full potential. And just WHY is that funny?
8 August 2007
How do you do? Very well, thank you. Polite AND tasty.
9 August 2007
I'm afraid there's been no word from the governor, Rocky...looks like this is it. What do you want for your last meal? Gimme a cheeseburger. And would you like that (hee hee) for here or to (snort) go? Rocky's not smiling.
10 August 2007
Sigh... I hope this isn't one of those moments we'll always remember.
11 August 2007
I think I'll change again and go for another dip in our kiddie pool. YEEE!!! WOOOOOO WOO WOO WOO WOO HEE_HOO HEE-HOO HEE-HOO YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA You've gotta love the "cold, wet swim trunks dance". YEE! YEE! HOOOOO HAAAH!! HUBERT,CALL A COP!!
12 August 2007
A simple roll of duct tape can be used to remove unwanted cat hair. ...from clothing and furniture. And what's with THAT look?
13 August 2007
All right, hand it over. What duct tape?
14 August 2007
Friday night? ...your treat? ...that sounds great! Wow! LIZ asked ME out on a date! Is that allowed? Better check the rule book.
15 August 2007
I want to smell good for my date with Liz... "Midnight Mama's Boy". Which cologne should I use? "Polyester Passion". How about "Eau de Slide Rule"? Why don't you just roll in something with Odie?
16 August 2007
Hi, Liz! So what's the plan? I thought we'd go for some italian food... And then visit the aquarium. This is MY date, Garfield. You get your own girl.
17 August 2007
How's your pasta, Liz? Delicious. How's yours? I have no idea.
18 August 2007
Garfield, we haven't even ordered yet... Don't fill up on bread! What?! Garfield? Fill up? Good point. Keep 'em coming!
19 August 2007
Three tickets for the aquarium, please. I'm sorry, ma'am... But you'll have to leave that outside. Hand over the harpoon, Garfield. Party pooper.
20 August 2007
I can't see the fish. This is a very rare species. They can be pretty shy. It's probably hiding.
21 August 2007
I'm sorry about your date tonight, Liz. It was different. I've never seen a restaurant run out of food before. That happens to us all the time. And I've never been thrown out of an aquarium. That too.
22 August 2007
Don't feel bad about the date Jon...I had a great time. So did I. BURP And so did Garfield. Kiss her, stupid, before the moment passes.
23 August 2007
Garfield, I can't get out of this hammock! -and I'm LOVING it! Atta boy.
24 August 2007
HAAAACK You're gonna need some traffic cones for that one.
25 August 2007
Hmmm... What kind of dog ARE you anyway, Odie? Bulldog?... Pointer?... Sheep doog?... Basset houn. Ah, here you are...purebred clown. * honk honk
26 August 2007
I finally found a way to keep cool, Garfield. I put a frozen chicken down my pants! It won't thaw for hours! I won't be here when it does.
27 August 2007
I can't stand this hot weather anymore! Garfield, are you sitting in the ice cream again? It's okay! It's just the rum raisin!
28 August 2007
It's so hot. Ice cube shirt! Could Jon be getting smarter?
29 August 2007
Fishing isn't that hard. Just rear back and flick it. Then scream till help comes.
30 August 2007
LIFEGUARD!!! I'M STANDING IN SEAWEED!! Let's go home now. I hear that stuff's good for your complexion.
31 August 2007