I love a deserted beach, Garfield. - No crowds... - No hassles. No one to make him eat sand.
1 September 2007
XAN'S Cafe Caffeine - You know, this coffee bar is a nice place. - Very cosmopolitan...a really hip clientele... - And these cafe lattes are pretty darn good. - SLURP - I don't know why we don't go out more often. I do.
2 September 2007
I've gotta admit... - That moosehead towel rack looks GREAT in the bathroom. - Really goes well with the snakeskin shower curtain. We're BACHELORS, baby.
3 September 2007
- Awwwww... Iz da widdle kitty hungwee? - Reckon so.
4 September 2007
Moring. Morning. - - I think the toaster has a short. So now all of a sudden you're an electrician?
5 September 2007
Look at those cute squirrels in the driveway. - I wonder what they're doing? - Looks like they're hocking your hubcaps for pistachios. HEY!
6 September 2007
Boy, the meat counter was practically sold out! - I was lucky to get anything at all. - So how do you like your yak rump? There ain't enough ketchup in the world.
7 September 2007
Check it out... - New oven mitts! - I'm gonna go broil something! Nothing good can possibly come of this.
8 September 2007
bip bip beep boop - Hi, Liz, wanna catch a movie? - "Martian Body Count" opened this week! - It's the prequel to "Doctor Decimator Atomizes Mars". - See, they're all part of a trilogy...the first one was "MArs Rising: Birth of the Dismember
9 September 2007
Come down here and I'll swat you. Come up here, bozo! - You're on! - What are you doing? Don't ask.
10 September 2007
clomp clomp clomp clomp Oh, no! - CLOMP! CLOMP! AAAHHH! - And you just HAD to buy him boots for his birthday. What was I thinking?
11 September 2007
Are you doing anything right now? - SWAT - Oh, just swatting spiders. I'll come back later when you're not so busy.
12 September 2007
It's creepy around here. - It's the spiders. SMACK! - If I were alive, I would take offense at that.
13 September 2007
* RIIING - It's for you. - I TOLD you never to call me here!
14 September 2007
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! - he heh he - I just saw a spider in a hard hat. And I'm gonna need a bigger newspaper.
15 September 2007
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16 September 2007
I'm taking Liz to the ballet. She really wants to go. - - I'm in deep, aren't I? Right up to the gills, arabesque boy.
17 September 2007
So long, boys...be good tonight. Have a nice taime at the ballet! - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! -
18 September 2007
Garfield was teasing me about going to the ballet. Why? - I think only a REAL man would be comforatble enought to bring me here. - GO, SWANS!
19 September 2007
How was *I* to know the ballet was so stuffy?! - And what's WRONG with a little audience participation, anyway?! - Only Jon would take a dick call to "Swan Lake". Stupid usher!
20 September 2007
- Yes, I KNOW it's almost dinnertime! - And bring my watch back!
21 September 2007
Aloha! - I thought I'd go with a luau theme tonight. - Although the grass skirt is kind of itchy. What you can't see can't yourt you.
22 September 2007
- Hey! That squirrel is stealing seeds from our bird feeder again! - SLAM! - SHOO! SHO, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL! - SLAM! - - Hey! Where's my hamburger?
23 September 2007
Here's my pig and me at the county fair. - And here's my date and me at the junior prom. Whoa! - So the pig turned you down?
24 September 2007
Here's Doc Boy and me back on the farm. - We were very close. - You know how brothers are. Yeah, but sharing a pair of overalls?
25 September 2007
My uncle Roy was very wise. - One day he took me aside and said, "Son..." - "Don't put your head under the tractor". If only Jon had listened.
26 September 2007
Ready for my family reunion, Garfield? - Just ignore my uncle Bill. - He'll want you to wear his teeth. Shoot me.
27 September 2007
A smile is like sunshine... Just like my uncle Leo. - A ray of joy... He always had a smile. - To share with the world. Till that little incident with the denture weevils.
28 September 2007
There's Mr. Greiwe, washing his car... - There's old Man Barnard, cleaning his gutters... - And there's Mrs. Feeny, stringing barbed wire around her yard. I tihnk the woman secretly loves me.
29 September 2007
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30 September 2007