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Garfield

I love a deserted beach, Garfield. No crowds... No hassles. No one to make him eat sand.

1 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

XAN'S Cafe Caffeine You know, this coffee bar is a nice place. Very cosmopolitan...a really hip clientele... And these cafe lattes are pretty darn good. SLURP I don't know why we don't go out more often. I do.

2 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

I've gotta admit... That moosehead towel rack looks GREAT in the bathroom. Really goes well with the snakeskin shower curtain. We're BACHELORS, baby.

3 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Awwwww... Iz da widdle kitty hungwee? Reckon so.

4 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Moring. Morning. I think the toaster has a short. So now all of a sudden you're an electrician?

5 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Look at those cute squirrels in the driveway. I wonder what they're doing? Looks like they're hocking your hubcaps for pistachios. HEY!

6 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Boy, the meat counter was practically sold out! I was lucky to get anything at all. So how do you like your yak rump? There ain't enough ketchup in the world.

7 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Check it out... New oven mitts! I'm gonna go broil something! Nothing good can possibly come of this.

8 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

bip bip beep boop Hi, Liz, wanna catch a movie? "Martian Body Count" opened this week! It's the prequel to "Doctor Decimator Atomizes Mars". See, they're all part of a trilogy...the first one was "MArs Rising: Birth of the Dismemb

9 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Come down here and I'll swat you. Come up here, bozo! You're on! What are you doing? Don't ask.

10 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

clomp clomp clomp clomp Oh, no! CLOMP! CLOMP! AAAHHH! And you just HAD to buy him boots for his birthday. What was I thinking?

11 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Are you doing anything right now? SWAT Oh, just swatting spiders. I'll come back later when you're not so busy.

12 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

It's creepy around here. It's the spiders. SMACK! If I were alive, I would take offense at that.

13 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

* RIIING It's for you. I TOLD you never to call me here!

14 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! he heh he I just saw a spider in a hard hat. And I'm gonna need a bigger newspaper.

15 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

click -

16 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

I'm taking Liz to the ballet. She really wants to go. I'm in deep, aren't I? Right up to the gills, arabesque boy.

17 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

So long, boys...be good tonight. Have a nice taime at the ballet! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! -

18 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Garfield was teasing me about going to the ballet. Why? I think only a REAL man would be comforatble enought to bring me here. GO, SWANS!

19 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

How was *I* to know the ballet was so stuffy?! And what's WRONG with a little audience participation, anyway?! Only Jon would take a dick call to "Swan Lake". Stupid usher!

20 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Yes, I KNOW it's almost dinnertime! And bring my watch back!

21 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Aloha! I thought I'd go with a luau theme tonight. Although the grass skirt is kind of itchy. What you can't see can't yourt you.

22 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Hey! That squirrel is stealing seeds from our bird feeder again! SLAM! SHOO! SHO, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL! SLAM! Hey! Where's my hamburger?

23 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Here's my pig and me at the county fair. And here's my date and me at the junior prom. Whoa! So the pig turned you down?

24 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Here's Doc Boy and me back on the farm. We were very close. You know how brothers are. Yeah, but sharing a pair of overalls?

25 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

My uncle Roy was very wise. One day he took me aside and said, "Son..." "Don't put your head under the tractor". If only Jon had listened.

26 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Ready for my family reunion, Garfield? Just ignore my uncle Bill. He'll want you to wear his teeth. Shoot me.

27 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

A smile is like sunshine... Just like my uncle Leo. A ray of joy... He always had a smile. To share with the world. Till that little incident with the denture weevils.

28 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

There's Mr. Greiwe, washing his car... There's old Man Barnard, cleaning his gutters... And there's Mrs. Feeny, stringing barbed wire around her yard. I tihnk the woman secretly loves me.

29 September 2007
 


 
Garfield

Z -

30 September 2007
 




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