- AAAAAGGHHH! - I don't believe it! - I spent all morning composing a passionate, tender love sonnet to Liz... - -AND THEN MY STUPID COMPUTER CRASHED!! - * - You didn't crash, did you? Even the Internet has its standards.
Mini Golf -> I've never been miniature golfing before. I must warn you, I'm a pro at it. - "Jonny Ace" they call me...I even have my own putter! - Of cour'se, it's been a while... Back when he was but a wee little nerdlet.
my hips look big... - So now I'm back to the dress, unless I can find a way to make that red top and skirt work with sandals, or something open-toed in a neutral color. - What are you wearing? My suit. Hurray for guys.
In the minus column, there's loss of memory, loss of hair, acquisition of nose and ear hair, liver spots, wrinkles, achy joints, and saggy skin. - In the plus column: cake. - No contest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
We've been together a long time, Garfield. Long time. - Remember the good old days? That's not what I'd call them. - Remember when I got the brussels sprout stuck in my navel? Those were the STUPID old days.
Hey, Garfield, you know that checkout lane at the grocery store for 10 items or less? - Well, Sir, I made it through with 12, count em', *12* items! - One small step for man, one giant leap for nerdkind.
GOOD Morning! YOU'RE up early. - I haven't even made your breakfast. I think I'll skip it and go jogging. - Oh, goody! Tomorrow's monday! - - pat pat pat - This has got to be the worst nightmare I ever had.
a special song just for us... - ...can you *believe* he didn't even know "Turkey in the Straw"?! - ...and how's *this* for romantic...he ordered in *french*! - What did he eat? He thinks it was a weasel with cheese.
Arnie Aphid...at least he bought me roses! Oh, here we go...Arnie Aphid! Arnie Aphid! The men's a garden pest, Francise! - I'm going home to mother! Fine by me! - SLAM! - Mom, I've left Frank. What took you so long? Slam?