AAAAAGGHHH! I don't believe it! I spent all morning composing a passionate, tender love sonnet to Liz... -AND THEN MY STUPID COMPUTER CRASHED!! * You didn't crash, did you? Even the Internet has its standards.
Mini Golf -> I've never been miniature golfing before. I must warn you, I'm a pro at it. "Jonny Ace" they call me...I even have my own putter! Of cour'se, it's been a while... Back when he was but a wee little nerdlet.
You're really attached to Garfield, aren't you? We've been together a long time. Just like an old married couple. A looooonnnnng time. SLAP! And what's *that* supposed to mean?! I think I'll check the roast. I want a divorce! Iget ther fridge.
We've been together a long time, Garfield. Long time. Remember the good old days? That's not what I'd call them. Remember when I got the brussels sprout stuck in my navel? Those were the STUPID old days.
I don't believe it! Liz is out with another guy!... But why?! I bet if I disguised myself as a french waiter I could find out what was going on over there. But that would be incredibly stupid, wouldn't it? Absolutely. I'm goingin. My hero!
GURRRGLE GURGLE Hey! Waiiiit a minute... This lousy diet has me seeing things again... You're a diet hallucination, aren't you?! Okay, sport. You got me. GURGLE URGLE URGLE ORGLE URGLE I wonder what diet hallucinations taste like.Chicken!
RIING Jon, I have to break our date. We just had an emergency case come into clinic. That's okay, Liz. I understand. Well, pal, no date. I guess it's just you and me tonight. Boy, does this ever bring back memories, huh? Like athree-day-old taco.