Okay, so maybe Greta didn't work out as a pet sitter...I'm sorry. - - How'd she bend the couch, anyway? Doing a clean and jerk with it.
1 January 2008
That'll be pizza. I'll get it. ** DING-DONG - Wait! I haven't paid you! MAIL IT! - I assume this has something to do with you. Some people just can't handle customer appreciation.
2 January 2008
THAT'S a stupid-looking snowman! - No, it isn't... - NOW it it.
3 January 2008
Still got the winter blahs, I see. - I could play you a little song... - -if I knew where you hid my accordion! You'r ejust trying to make me feel better.
4 January 2008
I've done things in my life that I regret, Garfield. - And I've dome things that I regret... - But mainly I've done things YOU regret.
5 January 2008
- - - crank - MMMMMMMMMMMMM - * kiss * kiss - Is it wrong to love a furnace? I'd rather be warm than right.
6 January 2008
According to this book, cats like to be- - ZIP - Left alone.
7 January 2008
- Jon is in deep thought. - How come you can't taste your tongue? Relatively speaking.
8 January 2008
I'm bored. - Are you bored? - No, but keep talking...I'm getting there.
9 January 2008
I'm bored, Garfield. - I hate these pregnant pauses... - Maybe I'll buy a monkey! Bingo!
10 January 2008
Is this grape juice stain noticeable? - Barely... - From outer space!
11 January 2008
Ow! - Did you do that?! Nope. - You kicked me! If you didn't see it, it didn't happen.
12 January 2008
Culthbert...oh, Culthbert... - Culthbert, there's something I must tell you... Yes, Philomena, my dear? - I...I am in love with anoter...it's Thaddeus. Thaddeus Ramsbottom? - Yes... Might I remind you, Mrs. Aphat, that your maiden name is
13 January 2008
Out of my way, fat boy! - THUD - Did you just walk into my mirror? I have no idea what you're talking about.
14 January 2008
You look fat. I look what? - I LOOK fat? - So this is some kind of optical illusion?
15 January 2008
Garfield, why are you so fat? - I have a theory... - I suspect my stomach is plotting to take over the world.
16 January 2008
Good morning, sir. So happy to see you. - My, you are a stout young man. - Actually, more of a big lard boy! I knew it wouldn't last.
17 January 2008
You farmers are the salt of the earth. - Working sunup to sundown... - Yessiree, that's a fine crop of chins you got there. You die.
18 January 2008
You're fat. - I'm big boned! Well I say you're fat! - AM NOT! AM NOT! He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it!
19 January 2008
- A-HEM - Don't you boys have something ELSE you can do? - - - People Kissing 5 c 4 Peek
20 January 2008
You need to lose weight. Correction... - I SHOULD lose weight. - I NEED cookies.
21 January 2008
Dieting is all in the mind, Garfield. - Just try not to think about food. - AND STOP LICKING ME!!
22 January 2008
In other news... click - * John... * Marsha... click - Heeeey, kids! This diet's gotta go.
23 January 2008
Would you like some fresh ground pepper on your lettuce leaf? - GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND -
24 January 2008
Liz, I think Garfield is cheating on his diet. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. - The refrigerator is missing. I'll never go hungry again!
25 January 2008
Time to see how much you lost, Garfield...hop on the scale. One sec. - - Uh... Just shut up and weigh, okay?
26 January 2008
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27 January 2008
It's cold in here. - You left the door open! - One subject at a time, list boy.
28 January 2008
You've been lying like that for hours... - Don't you ever worry about pigeons? - I laugh at danger.
29 January 2008
The whole world is against me! - - I don't need any help, thank you.
30 January 2008
This day is getting better. - - ...because I had the worst MORING of my life! Yeah, I usually don't get up that early.
31 January 2008