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Garfield

Okay, so maybe Greta didn't work out as a pet sitter...I'm sorry. How'd she bend the couch, anyway? Doing a clean and jerk with it.

1 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

That'll be pizza. I'll get it. ** DING-DONG Wait! I haven't paid you! MAIL IT! I assume this has something to do with you. Some people just can't handle customer appreciation.

2 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

THAT'S a stupid-looking snowman! No, it isn't... NOW it it.

3 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Still got the winter blahs, I see. I could play you a little song... -if I knew where you hid my accordion! You'r ejust trying to make me feel better.

4 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

I've done things in my life that I regret, Garfield. And I've dome things that I regret... But mainly I've done things YOU regret.

5 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

crank MMMMMMMMMMMMM * kiss * kiss Is it wrong to love a furnace? I'd rather be warm than right.

6 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

According to this book, cats like to be ZIP Left alone.

7 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Jon is in deep thought. How come you can't taste your tongue? Relatively speaking.

8 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored. Are you bored? No, but keep talking...I'm getting there.

9 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored, Garfield. I hate these pregnant pauses... Maybe I'll buy a monkey! Bingo!

10 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Is this grape juice stain noticeable? Barely... From outer space!

11 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Ow! Did you do that?! Nope. You kicked me! If you didn't see it, it didn't happen.

12 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Culthbert...oh, Culthbert... Culthbert, there's something I must tell you... Yes, Philomena, my dear? I...I am in love with anoter...it's Thaddeus. Thaddeus Ramsbottom? Yes... Might I remind you, Mrs. Aphat, that your maiden name isScott. So? So, if you m

13 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Out of my way, fat boy! THUD Did you just walk into my mirror? I have no idea what you're talking about.

14 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

You look fat. I look what? I LOOK fat? So this is some kind of optical illusion?

15 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, why are you so fat? I have a theory... I suspect my stomach is plotting to take over the world.

16 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, sir. So happy to see you. My, you are a stout young man. Actually, more of a big lard boy! I knew it wouldn't last.

17 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

You farmers are the salt of the earth. Working sunup to sundown... Yessiree, that's a fine crop of chins you got there. You die.

18 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

You're fat. I'm big boned! Well I say you're fat! AM NOT! AM NOT! He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it!

19 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

A-HEM Don't you boys have something ELSE you can do? People Kissing 5 c 4 Peek

20 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

You need to lose weight. Correction... I SHOULD lose weight. I NEED cookies.

21 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Dieting is all in the mind, Garfield. Just try not to think about food. AND STOP LICKING ME!!

22 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

In other news... click * John... * Marsha... click Heeeey, kids! This diet's gotta go.

23 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Would you like some fresh ground pepper on your lettuce leaf? GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND -

24 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Liz, I think Garfield is cheating on his diet. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. The refrigerator is missing. I'll never go hungry again!

25 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

Time to see how much you lost, Garfield...hop on the scale. One sec. Uh... Just shut up and weigh, okay?

26 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

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27 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

It's cold in here. You left the door open! One subject at a time, list boy.

28 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

You've been lying like that for hours... Don't you ever worry about pigeons? I laugh at danger.

29 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

The whole world is against me! I don't need any help, thank you.

30 January 2008
 


 
Garfield

This day is getting better. ...because I had the worst MORING of my life! Yeah, I usually don't get up that early.

31 January 2008
 




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