Loved your pie!
1 November 2008
I saw you on the fence with Arlene last night. In fact, you've been out there *every* night this week... Could love be in the air? That is none of your business. Hey Arlene. Couldn't stay away, huh? You know what I like. Come alittle closer. Got any jell
2 November 2008
I'll walk you to your car, Liz... Oh, Jon, you're such a perfect gentleman! kiss Oh, Jon, you're such a perfect gentleman! Jealus
3 November 2008
No Dogs Allowed Meow!
4 November 2008
Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood flea. Hey, little fella. Excuse me just for a moment. Do we have any dynamite?
5 November 2008
I may just blow off this entire day and do nothing. What do you think? Sure... Come on in, the lethargy's fine.
6 November 2008
Oooh, Jon! They have *oysters* here! Oysters? Let's order some! Um, sure. So how was your date?
7 November 2008
What's with the cupcake? It's the leftover meat loaf's birthday!
8 November 2008
Frank! ...are you listening to me?!... Frank, I've had it with you! Don't start with me...I'm not in the mood. All you do is sit around and suck blood all day! Hey! I'm a flea! Excuse me for making me a living! I should have marriedArnie Aphid...at least
9 November 2008
Hi, Dad?... It's Jon! Hold on a minute, son. SQUAWK! CHOP I'm helping your mother fix dinner. Sounds farm fresh.
10 November 2008
You'd like my girlfriend, Dad. She's great with animals! I don't know...I'll have to ask her. How fast can you pluck a chicken?
11 November 2008
Dad, I asked my girlfriend, and though she never tried it... She thinks she could pluck a chicken in about half an hour. ...Dad? Are you sure enough she's good enough for you, son?
12 November 2008
No, mom, Liz and I are just dating... No, no barn dances yet... Yes, I know what goes on at those barn dances... Farm confidential.
13 November 2008
I hear you have a GIRRRRL-friend. As a matter of fact, I DO, Doc Boy. Have you KIIIISSSSED her yet? Yes, I have! Uh...what's that like?
14 November 2008
Garfield, all I think about is Liz... I can't think about anything else. I know what you mean... I can't get my mind off that ham in the fridge.
15 November 2008
Greetings. I am a new state-of-the-art multifunction diagnostic scale. I not only provide digital and voice weight measurement to the ten-thousandth of a pound... But also body fat percentage, a muscle mass index rating, pulse reading,body temperature...
16 November 2008
I enjoy eating and sleeping Dit I mention eating? You lead a full life.
17 November 2008
Too much rice! That's one man's opinion.
18 November 2008
How am I to frost the cake now that you've eaten it? Simple! Frost this.
19 November 2008
Thanks again for dinner, Liz. Good night, Jon. Sigh. Sigh. Did you *see* the way she dialed out for pizza? Marry this woman.
20 November 2008
There is so much in the world I don't know about. But I *do* know where the food is, so...who cares?
21 November 2008
It's the first snowflake of winter! ...and the second! And the third! -
22 November 2008
There! Well, the Lasagna's in the oven! Shhhoouuuulllddd taaaaaaaaaake abouuuuuuuuuuuut forrrrrty-fiiiiiiiiiive minnnnnnnn... The sooner you want it, the longer it takes. Baaaarrrrrrrr
23 November 2008
Garfield, have you seen my other snow boot? Garfield?! Ain't nobody here but us tube socks.
24 November 2008
Base, this is Scout. You are clear to advance! I had no idea they were that organized. Oorah!
25 November 2008
I noticed you've been good all day. Why, thank you! I'm cramming for Christmas.
26 November 2008
Hi, Odie! tump tump tump Are you excited about Christmas? Huh? Huh? Boy? Are you excited? Huh? Huh? TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP
27 November 2008
Fa la la la laaa... La la la... Ow.
28 November 2008
Liz, what would you like for Christmas this year? Peace on earth, goodwill toward men! Me, too! He said the same thing last year when she said, "a pink sweater".
29 November 2008
lick lick lick thhhhhhhhhp! -
30 November 2008