- - Loved your pie!
1 November 2008
little closer. - Got any jelly-filled? Just glazed tonight.
2 November 2008
I'll walk you to your car, Liz... - Oh, Jon, you're such a perfect gentleman! kiss - Oh, Jon, you're such a perfect gentleman! Jealus
3 November 2008
- No Dogs Allowed - Meow!
4 November 2008
Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood flea. - Hey, little fella. Excuse me just for a moment. - Do we have any dynamite?
5 November 2008
I may just blow off this entire day and do nothing. - What do you think? Sure... - Come on in, the lethargy's fine.
6 November 2008
Oooh, Jon! They have *oysters* here! Oysters? - Let's order some! Um, sure. - So how was your date?
7 November 2008
- What's with the cupcake? - It's the leftover meat loaf's birthday!
8 November 2008
Arnie Aphid...at least he bought me roses! Oh, here we go...Arnie Aphid! Arnie Aphid! The men's a garden pest, Francise! - I'm going home to mother! Fine by me! - SLAM! - Mom, I've left Frank. What took you so long? Slam?
9 November 2008
Hi, Dad?... It's Jon! Hold on a minute, son. - SQUAWK! CHOP - I'm helping your mother fix dinner. Sounds farm fresh.
10 November 2008
You'd like my girlfriend, Dad. She's great with animals! - I don't know...I'll have to ask her. - How fast can you pluck a chicken?
11 November 2008
Dad, I asked my girlfriend, and though she never tried it... - She thinks she could pluck a chicken in about half an hour. - ...Dad? Are you sure enough she's good enough for you, son?
12 November 2008
No, mom, Liz and I are just dating... - No, no barn dances yet... - Yes, I know what goes on at those barn dances... Farm confidential.
13 November 2008
I hear you have a GIRRRRL-friend. As a matter of fact, I DO, Doc Boy. - Have you KIIIISSSSED her yet? Yes, I have! - Uh...what's that like?
14 November 2008
Garfield, all I think about is Liz... - I can't think about anything else. I know what you mean... - I can't get my mind off that ham in the fridge.
15 November 2008
body temperature... - ... oxygen, blood pressure, and blood sugar levels, HDL and LDL counts, and EKG measurements. - Please step on. - GREAT googly moogly!
16 November 2008
I enjoy eating and sleeping - - Dit I mention eating? You lead a full life.
17 November 2008
Too much rice! - - That's one man's opinion.
18 November 2008
How am I to frost the cake now that you've eaten it? - Simple! - Frost this.
19 November 2008
Thanks again for dinner, Liz. Good night, Jon. - Sigh. Sigh. - Did you *see* the way she dialed out for pizza? Marry this woman.
20 November 2008
There is so much in the world I don't know about. - - But I *do* know where the food is, so...who cares?
21 November 2008
It's the first snowflake of winter! - ...and the second! And the third! -
22 November 2008
There! - Well, the Lasagna's in the oven! - Shhhoouuuulllddd - taaaaaaaaaake - abouuuuuuuuuuuut - forrrrrty-fiiiiiiiiiive - minnnnnnnn... The sooner you want it, the longer it takes. Baaaarrrrrrrr
23 November 2008
Garfield, have you seen my other snow boot? - Garfield?! - Ain't nobody here but us tube socks.
24 November 2008
- Base, this is Scout. You are clear to advance! - I had no idea they were that organized. Oorah!
25 November 2008
I noticed you've been good all day. - Why, thank you! - I'm cramming for Christmas.
26 November 2008
Hi, Odie! tump tump tump - Are you excited about Christmas? Huh? Huh? Boy? Are you excited? Huh? Huh? - TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP
27 November 2008
Fa la la la laaa... - La la la... - Ow.
28 November 2008
Liz, what would you like for Christmas this year? - Peace on earth, goodwill toward men! Me, too! - He said the same thing last year when she said, "a pink sweater".
29 November 2008
- lick lick lick - - thhhhhhhhhp! - - - - -
30 November 2008