A GIFT CARD? I spend THREE WEEKS baking cookies, and all you get me is a lousy GIFT CARD?!! We will return to "The Christmas Mommy Snapped". Hide the rolling pin.
1 December 2008
This should be an easy two-footer...and... Oh, NO! HE FELL IN THE HOLE! Elf golf.
2 December 2008
Okay, I'm plugging in all the Christmas lights! Hey, we didn't blow a fuse! The laval lamp just erupted.
3 December 2008
4 December 2008
Sant Claus is watching you. Watching me, you say? ...your cat named "Alonzo," you say?
5 December 2008
Dear Santa, My cat, Garfield, has been very, very good all year long. I *will* get my pants back, right? *After* you finish the letter.
6 December 2008
Odie Need a hint?
7 December 2008
Ohhh, no! Not YOU again! Not THIS year...no WAY!! Visit Santa "Jolly old elf," my foot. I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER!!!
8 December 2008
Early Christmas present! HOLD ON! For me? I don't know, let's read the tag.
9 December 2008
What a wonderful season! What a beautiful tree! What a bountiful harvest!
10 December 2008
I've hidden your Christmas present where you'll *never* find it. Tickle me all you want. I'm not telling. He's tougher than I thought.
11 December 2008
Look what Liz got me, Garfield! Candy cane earmuffs! Small world.
12 December 2008
13 December 2008
Z Z Z Z Z Z -
14 December 2008
Look! A Christmas card from Doc Boy! See! He even made it himself! Charming... It's not often you see a holiday sentiment scrawled on a scrap of gunny sack.
15 December 2008
Forget it, Garfield... There's no way you're going to guess your present this year. And the turban won't help. I see a carpeted cylinder...yes, it appears to be a scratching post...
16 December 2008
I need to dig deep within myself to think of a gift for Liz that truly expresses my feelings for her. A coconut monkey head? You're gonna need a backhoe.
17 December 2008
Here's something your girlfriend might like. What a pretty necklace! IT's on sale, too. MUWAH! Where'd you get the ice cream? They bought it for me while you were unconscious.
18 December 2008
Yes, Mom, Liz and I are still together. Mom! We're not *that* serious! She wants to give Liz her *corn bread* recipe! You might as well just buy the ring *now*.
19 December 2008
"Happy holidays, Jon. All my love, Liz" See? ...right there... "All my love". I see it, I see it.
20 December 2008
Oh boy, oh boy, oh *boy*... Just five more days till Christmas! Only five! ...of course I don't need to count Christmas day, so that'd make it *four*... And *today's* almost half over, so if I don't count it, that's *three*... Thenfigure three days of sle
21 December 2008
Here comes Santa Claus! Boy, are you *fat*! Coming from him, that hurts.
22 December 2008
RIP TAER RIP RIP RIP Not all presents are for you I'm picking up on that.
23 December 2008
How cute. The pizza delivery guy was dressed as Santa. Hey! Someone ate our pizza! BURP
24 December 2008
25 December 2008
So, Garfield, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? That would be impossible, wouldn't it? Wow, two stupid questions in a row.
26 December 2008
This thank you note is gonna be a challenge. Words don't do it justice.
27 December 2008
Sigh I can't believe Christmas is over. I waited so long for it, and now it's gone... And I miss it. At least I still have you, old buddy. pat pat SHOOMF -
28 December 2008
Sissy Boy Sissy Boy Sissy Boy It's laundry day, okay?! I like Doc Boy's Christmas presents.
29 December 2008
I'm making a list of things that need doing around this house. New...kitchen...light...bulb. You're writing on my face.
30 December 2008
This year, I resolve to stay out of trouble... Which will require effort, determination... And being much sneakier.
31 December 2008