A GIFT CARD? - I spend THREE WEEKS baking cookies, and all you get me is a lousy GIFT CARD?!! - We will return to "The Christmas Mommy Snapped". - Hide the rolling pin.
1 December 2008
This should be an easy two-footer...and... - Oh, NO! - HE FELL IN THE HOLE! Elf golf.
2 December 2008
Okay, I'm plugging in all the Christmas lights! - - Hey, we didn't blow a fuse! The laval lamp just erupted.
3 December 2008
- BLINK -
4 December 2008
Sant Claus is watching you. - - Watching me, you say? ...your cat named "Alonzo," you say?
5 December 2008
Dear Santa, My cat, Garfield, has been very, very good all year long. - - I *will* get my pants back, right? *After* you finish the letter.
6 December 2008
- - - - - - Odie Need a hint?
7 December 2008
Ohhh, no! Not YOU again! - Not THIS year...no WAY!! - Visit Santa "Jolly old elf," my foot. I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER!!!
8 December 2008
Early Christmas present! - HOLD ON! - For me? I don't know, let's read the tag.
9 December 2008
What a wonderful season! - What a beautiful tree! - What a bountiful harvest!
10 December 2008
I've hidden your Christmas present where you'll *never* find it. - - Tickle me all you want. I'm not telling. He's tougher than I thought.
11 December 2008
Look what Liz got me, Garfield! - Candy cane earmuffs! - Small world.
12 December 2008
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13 December 2008
Z - Z - Z - Z - Z - Z -
14 December 2008
Look! A Christmas card from Doc Boy! - See! He even made it himself! Charming... - It's not often you see a holiday sentiment scrawled on a scrap of gunny sack.
15 December 2008
Forget it, Garfield... - There's no way you're going to guess your present this year. - And the turban won't help. I see a carpeted cylinder...yes, it appears to be a scratching post...
16 December 2008
I need to dig deep within myself to think of a gift for Liz that truly expresses my feelings for her. - - A coconut monkey head? You're gonna need a backhoe.
17 December 2008
Here's something your girlfriend might like. What a pretty necklace! - IT's on sale, too. MUWAH! - Where'd you get the ice cream? They bought it for me while you were unconscious.
18 December 2008
Yes, Mom, Liz and I are still together. - Mom! We're not *that* serious! - She wants to give Liz her *corn bread* recipe! You might as well just buy the ring *now*.
19 December 2008
"Happy holidays, Jon. All my love, Liz" - - See? ...right there... "All my love". I see it, I see it.
20 December 2008
figure three days of sleep, at sixteen hours a day... - Eighteen...carry the one...divided by 24... - It's *Christmas eve!* - You're wearing a groove in the table.
21 December 2008
Here comes Santa Claus! - Boy, are you *fat*! - Coming from him, that hurts.
22 December 2008
- RIP TAER RIP RIP RIP - Not all presents are for you I'm picking up on that.
23 December 2008
How cute. The pizza delivery guy was dressed as Santa. - Hey! Someone ate our pizza! - BURP
24 December 2008
- - Merry Christmas!
25 December 2008
So, Garfield, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? - - That would be impossible, wouldn't it? Wow, two stupid questions in a row.
26 December 2008
- - This thank you note is gonna be a challenge. Words don't do it justice.
27 December 2008
Sigh - I can't believe Christmas is over. - I waited so long for it, and now it's gone... - And I miss it. - At least I still have you, old buddy. pat pat - SHOOMF -
28 December 2008
Sissy Boy - Sissy Boy - Sissy Boy It's laundry day, okay?! I like Doc Boy's Christmas presents.
29 December 2008
I'm making a list of things that need doing around this house. - - New...kitchen...light...bulb. You're writing on my face.
30 December 2008
This year, I resolve to stay out of trouble... - Which will require effort, determination... - And being much sneakier.
31 December 2008