I've decided to change my attitude toward mornings, Garfield. My new motto is "mornings happen!" What do you think? How about "evil things happen to morning people"?
1 February 2008
I could tell you a thing or two about what's wrong with you. Or three or four, or five, or six, or seven, or eight... ...or nine, or ten, or... JUST GET ON WITH IT, OKAY?!
2 February 2008
SMACK Marry her.
3 February 2008
! digga digga digga
4 February 2008
You're my best friend in the whole world! SMACK! Have you noticed how cruel thw world is? I'm picking up on that...
5 February 2008
To be, or not to be... SMACK! Not.
6 February 2008
Any last words? I know where there's fudge! He's good.
7 February 2008
I'm touching youuu...I'm not touching youuu... You're new here, aren't you?
8 February 2008
9 February 2008
Guess what? Liz is coming over on Valentine's Day! She's renting a chick flick on the way over... I'll make hot cocoa, and we'll watch it here on the couch... And share a tub of ice cream and a box of tissues together. What areyou doing? Waving bye-bye to
10 February 2008
What would you like for Valentine's Day, Liz? REally? She'd like me. See, this is how those big nasty hairballs start.
11 February 2008
I'm looking through a veterinary supply catalog for a Valentine's Day gift for Liz. Hmmm... Think she'd appreciate an electric probe warmer? I know I would.
12 February 2008
I was going to make Liz a Valentine's Day card... But I can't cut out a paper heart to save my life! Maybe I could substitute another organ. "I love you with all my spleen".
13 February 2008
Happy Valentine's Day, Jon. Happy Valentine's Day, Liz. -
14 February 2008
What did you get your wife for Valentine's Day, Hank? A bouquet of dead gnats. Wow, that must have cost you plenty! Yeah, it did. It cost me an arm and a leg, and a leg, and a leg, and a...
15 February 2008
If you work hard, you can achieve success. And while you're doing that, I can raid your refrigerator!
16 February 2008
Greetings! I'm the big fat onion slice you ate on your hamburger last night... -and I'm conducting a customer opinion survey. Would you say my service was satisfactory? You gave me GAS. In the future, would you recommend me to a friend?To an enemy, maybe.
17 February 2008
Penny for your thoughts. Garfield, I was thinking...if our ears were in our armpits... Would we have to raise our arms to hear people talk? A dollar for not thinking.
18 February 2008
Did a lube job and oil change, and took her for a test spin. She's all set! We have the best-maintained can opener on the block.
19 February 2008
What's that smell? I have no idea. But if you'd like, I could ask my friend, Mr. Seven-Month-Old-Head-Of-Cabbage.
20 February 2008
Z THUD Z Hmmm, I prefer to lie down and THEN go to sleep.
21 February 2008
Some people are lucky. Dinner is going to be a little late. And some people are Jon.
22 February 2008
The Brave Cat ventures forth into unchartered territory! Did you come to help me sort my socks? Aaaand back to chartered territory.
23 February 2008
AAAAAGGHHH! I don't believe it! I spent all morning composing a passionate, tender love sonnet to Liz... -AND THEN MY STUPID COMPUTER CRASHED!! * You didn't crash, did you? Even the Internet has its standards.
24 February 2008
Eek! A cat! And don't you forget it! Eek! A lamp! Sigh
25 February 2008
I * Mice Why are you wearing that? I was cold.
26 February 2008
Yee-ha! How come WE don't have a mechanical bull?
27 February 2008
When I retire, I'd like to build a little cabin up here. Garfield... Don't look at me. I suggested the beach.
28 February 2008
There's a train coming! *
29 February 2008