I've decided to change my attitude toward mornings, Garfield. - My new motto is "mornings happen!" - What do you think? How about "evil things happen to morning people"?
1 February 2008
I could tell you a thing or two about what's wrong with you. - Or three or four, or five, or six, or seven, or eight... - ...or nine, or ten, or... JUST GET ON WITH IT, OKAY?!
2 February 2008
- - - SMACK - - - Marry her.
3 February 2008
- ! - digga digga digga
4 February 2008
You're my best friend in the whole world! - SMACK! - Have you noticed how cruel thw world is? I'm picking up on that...
5 February 2008
To be, or not to be... - SMACK! - Not.
6 February 2008
Any last words? - I know where there's fudge! - He's good.
7 February 2008
- - I'm touching youuu...I'm not touching youuu... You're new here, aren't you?
8 February 2008
- FOOH -
9 February 2008
Guess what? - Liz is coming over on Valentine's Day! - She's renting a chick flick on the way over... - I'll make hot cocoa, and we'll watch it here on the couch... - And share a tub of ice cream and a box of tissues together. - - What are
10 February 2008
What would you like for Valentine's Day, Liz? - REally? - She'd like me. See, this is how those big nasty hairballs start.
11 February 2008
I'm looking through a veterinary supply catalog for a Valentine's Day gift for Liz. - Hmmm... - Think she'd appreciate an electric probe warmer? I know I would.
12 February 2008
I was going to make Liz a Valentine's Day card... - But I can't cut out a paper heart to save my life! - Maybe I could substitute another organ. "I love you with all my spleen".
13 February 2008
Happy Valentine's Day, Jon. Happy Valentine's Day, Liz. - -
14 February 2008
What did you get your wife for Valentine's Day, Hank? A bouquet of dead gnats. - Wow, that must have cost you plenty! Yeah, it did. - It cost me an arm and a leg, and a leg, and a leg, and a...
15 February 2008
If you work hard, you can achieve success. - - And while you're doing that, I can raid your refrigerator!
16 February 2008
Greetings! - I'm the big fat onion slice you ate on your hamburger last night... - -and I'm conducting a customer opinion survey. Would you say my service was satisfactory? You gave me GAS. - In the future, would you recommend me to a friend?
17 February 2008
Penny for your thoughts. - Garfield, I was thinking...if our ears were in our armpits... - Would we have to raise our arms to hear people talk? A dollar for not thinking.
18 February 2008
Did a lube job and oil change, and took her for a test spin. - She's all set! - We have the best-maintained can opener on the block.
19 February 2008
What's that smell? - I have no idea. - But if you'd like, I could ask my friend, Mr. Seven-Month-Old-Head-Of-Cabbage.
20 February 2008
Z - THUD - Z Hmmm, I prefer to lie down and THEN go to sleep.
21 February 2008
Some people are lucky. - Dinner is going to be a little late. - And some people are Jon.
22 February 2008
The Brave Cat ventures forth into unchartered territory! - Did you come to help me sort my socks? - Aaaand back to chartered territory.
23 February 2008
- AAAAAGGHHH! - I don't believe it! - I spent all morning composing a passionate, tender love sonnet to Liz... - -AND THEN MY STUPID COMPUTER CRASHED!! - * - You didn't crash, did you? Even the Internet has its standards.
24 February 2008
Eek! A cat! - And don't you forget it! - Eek! A lamp! Sigh
25 February 2008
I * Mice - - Why are you wearing that? I was cold.
26 February 2008
- Yee-ha! - How come WE don't have a mechanical bull?
27 February 2008
- When I retire, I'd like to build a little cabin up here. - Garfield... Don't look at me. I suggested the beach.
28 February 2008
- There's a train coming! - *
29 February 2008