So, what's it like being a cat? - I wouldn't know... - I've never been awake long enough to find out.
1 March 2008
click click click click click click click click click click click
2 March 2008
What are we going to do today? - Whoa... - I thought we were doing it.
3 March 2008
Look at me... - I'm doing nothing! - If you're good at it, you don't have to point it out.
4 March 2008
What was that? - I thought I heard something. Oh, that... - That was just the sound of my life force being sucked into a shrieking vortex of infinite boredom. There it is again.
5 March 2008
It feels good lying here, but I'm hungrym and there's a good show on TV... - What to do? - I don't NEED this much stress in my life!
6 March 2008
- Vacation time. -
7 March 2008
Z Z - Z Z - ZZ *
8 March 2008
- - - CRUNCH munch munch munch munch munch munch - Burp - - Great, googly MOOGLY, Gladys, we've got termites!
9 March 2008
I'm working on an ode to monday... - But I still haven't found anything that rhymes with... - PHHHHHHHHT
10 March 2008
You are so ungrateful. - You don't even appreciate the little chocolate mints I leave in your bed. Mints? - What mints?
11 March 2008
The archaeologist removes a thin layer of sediment... wisk wisk wisk - And oh, look... - A fossil. How'd you like an ancient curse, pal?
12 March 2008
I'm going running. - And I'll stay here and eat the donuts. - In this grand scheme, we have all our roles to play.
13 March 2008
Ah! A quiet evening at home! - BARK! BARK! BARK! MROWR! FFFT! FFFT! - Ah. A quiet evening behind the garage.
14 March 2008
I give up! - - You don't have to be doing anything to give up, right?
15 March 2008
Hel- - Sure, I'll hold. - - - - - My call is very important to them. And the check is in the mail, and this won't hurt a bit, and no, those pants don't make you look fat at all.
16 March 2008
Ahem - Meow - What did you say? Your guess is as good as mine.
17 March 2008
No animal is more graceful than a cat. - - You'll have to take my word for it.
18 March 2008
Wy cats don't play basketball: - POP S-S-S-S-S-S-S - Dribbling.
19 March 2008
Look, Garfield, a paper bag! Cats love to hide in them! - - Get in the bag! I knew this would turn ugly.
20 March 2008
They say cats have nine lives. gulp smack slurp smack - snork slup gulp snark - I imagine it just seems that way. Was that a shot?
21 March 2008
A cat's innate curiosity causes him to explore the world. - - Travel brochures.
22 March 2008
- - BOOT! - - - SLAP!
23 March 2008
Come on, Liz, I'm not THAT bad of a housekeeper. - Jon, there are COBWEBS in your dishwasher. - That's because there's still room in the SINK! The bathroom sink, anyway.
24 March 2008
Honestly, Jon, when was the last time you even vacuumed? - - What is this "vacuum" thing of which you speak?
25 March 2008
Come on, say it with me..."I need to clean my house". - Guh...bah..duhh... - I...need... Dhay..bwah...gwah.. In case you wondered why I never married...
26 March 2008
Maybe Liz is right. Maybe this place COULD use a good cleaning... - - And maybe chickens say "moo". We're BACHELORS, baby.
27 March 2008
I guess I'd better dust first. - How hard could THAT be? - PSHHHHHT M...Ma...Maids.
28 March 2008
Guess what, Liz? I cleaned the whole house by myself! - Yup...even dusted our pizza-box tower in the living room! - Hey, some folks would call those COLLECTIBLES! Beauty is in the eye of the bachelor.
29 March 2008
- * dingle dingle * - ZIP - - - - The eye bone's connected to the drool bone.
30 March 2008
It's a beautiful day! - Nature is calling! - Tell it I'm in a meeting and can't be reached.
31 March 2008