So, what's it like being a cat? I wouldn't know... I've never been awake long enough to find out.
1 March 2008
2 March 2008
What are we going to do today? Whoa... I thought we were doing it.
3 March 2008
Look at me... I'm doing nothing! If you're good at it, you don't have to point it out.
4 March 2008
What was that? I thought I heard something. Oh, that... That was just the sound of my life force being sucked into a shrieking vortex of infinite boredom. There it is again.
5 March 2008
It feels good lying here, but I'm hungrym and there's a good show on TV... What to do? I don't NEED this much stress in my life!
6 March 2008
Vacation time. -
7 March 2008
Z Z Z Z ZZ *
8 March 2008
CRUNCH munch munch munch munch munch munch Burp Great, googly MOOGLY, Gladys, we've got termites!
9 March 2008
I'm working on an ode to monday... But I still haven't found anything that rhymes with... PHHHHHHHHT
10 March 2008
You are so ungrateful. You don't even appreciate the little chocolate mints I leave in your bed. Mints? What mints?
11 March 2008
The archaeologist removes a thin layer of sediment... wisk wisk wisk And oh, look... A fossil. How'd you like an ancient curse, pal?
12 March 2008
I'm going running. And I'll stay here and eat the donuts. In this grand scheme, we have all our roles to play.
13 March 2008
Ah! A quiet evening at home! BARK! BARK! BARK! MROWR! FFFT! FFFT! Ah. A quiet evening behind the garage.
14 March 2008
I give up! You don't have to be doing anything to give up, right?
15 March 2008
Hel Sure, I'll hold. My call is very important to them. And the check is in the mail, and this won't hurt a bit, and no, those pants don't make you look fat at all.
16 March 2008
Ahem Meow What did you say? Your guess is as good as mine.
17 March 2008
No animal is more graceful than a cat. You'll have to take my word for it.
18 March 2008
Wy cats don't play basketball: POP S-S-S-S-S-S-S Dribbling.
19 March 2008
Look, Garfield, a paper bag! Cats love to hide in them! Get in the bag! I knew this would turn ugly.
20 March 2008
They say cats have nine lives. gulp smack slurp smack snork slup gulp snark I imagine it just seems that way. Was that a shot?
21 March 2008
A cat's innate curiosity causes him to explore the world. Travel brochures.
22 March 2008
23 March 2008
Come on, Liz, I'm not THAT bad of a housekeeper. Jon, there are COBWEBS in your dishwasher. That's because there's still room in the SINK! The bathroom sink, anyway.
24 March 2008
Honestly, Jon, when was the last time you even vacuumed? What is this "vacuum" thing of which you speak?
25 March 2008
Come on, say it with me..."I need to clean my house". Guh...bah..duhh... I...need... Dhay..bwah...gwah.. In case you wondered why I never married...
26 March 2008
Maybe Liz is right. Maybe this place COULD use a good cleaning... And maybe chickens say "moo". We're BACHELORS, baby.
27 March 2008
I guess I'd better dust first. How hard could THAT be? PSHHHHHT M...Ma...Maids.
28 March 2008
Guess what, Liz? I cleaned the whole house by myself! Yup...even dusted our pizza-box tower in the living room! Hey, some folks would call those COLLECTIBLES! Beauty is in the eye of the bachelor.
29 March 2008
* dingle dingle * ZIP The eye bone's connected to the drool bone.
30 March 2008
It's a beautiful day! Nature is calling! Tell it I'm in a meeting and can't be reached.
31 March 2008