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Garfield

I think I'll go out and commune with nature. SLAM SLAM That was wast. A little nature goes a long way.

1 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

What's with the can of purple paint? Nature has way too much green on it. RING That will be the neighborhood association.

2 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Nothing like a long walk in the woods, Garfield. The trees, the ferns...more trees...more ferns... We're lost, aren't we? I'm going to scream now.

3 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

YAH! A giant cactus-like creature! I'm sorry...I forget what you're called. Ed. EEEEED!

4 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield! Deer! Let's observe their natural behavior. They're laughing. And they're pointing at your hat.

5 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Ha! Ha! Ha! Yarf! Yarf! Yarf! Is that a chicken or a moose? There's one in every family.

6 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

HA! I ate before you got here! If that's not against the law, it should be.

7 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

I'm just a regular guy. Yep. Just a regular guy. How many times are you going to insult regular guys?

8 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

* Oh, Garfieeeeeeeld! ** When it's musical, it can't be anything good.

9 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Want to hear about my day? Is this going to be another one of your boring stories?

10 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

The All-Cat Channel presents "How To Ignore Your Owner". What are you watching? -

11 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Thanks for making my coffee, Garfield. You know it. clink thlup Id's uh widdle fwick. You know it. clink

12 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

EEEEYAHHHH -

13 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

click click click click click click click click click click click click What's on? click click click Who cares?

14 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

...but Dolores! I can't live without you! Yes, you can, Dirk! No, I...URK! THUD Score one for Dirk.

15 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

They say it couldn't be done AYIEEEEEEEEEE SPLAT! And they were right. That's a time-saver.

16 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Today's news is *very* depressing... But not if I sing it! Earthquake...tidal wave... I'd rather be depressed.

17 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Good evening... And welcome to the All-Dog channel. Sit. Stay.

18 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Wouldn't it be more entertaining if you turned the television on? I used to think so.

19 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Fetch the ball, Odie! SPLIIISH GAR AAAAAACHK! Life is good. FLAKES UP THE NOSE!!!

20 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Hello. I'm a fat, lazy cat! What's your name? Garfield. Wait right here. Call your lawyer.

21 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Something bit me! What if it's poisonous?! I could die! WHEN?!

22 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! WHY are there bacon bits in my fern?! Um, this is an absolute mystery to me.

23 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield... I bought a shredder! Why?

24 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

Jon why don't you order us a pizza? A small, plain cheese pizza. You're new here, aren't you?

25 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

I glued a blender to my face. Whoa! Is it saturday night already?

26 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

riiiinnng Hi, this is Jon... I'm not home right n-OW! Hey, that was my LEG! What do you think you're do-OW!!! STOP it with the claws already, or I'll-OWWWW!!! All right, that's it! It's GO-time, pal! you've had itn-OWWWW-*beeeeeeeeeeep* I like your new me

27 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

This is my new cell phone. And this is the manual for it "Volume One"

28 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

My new cell phone has voice mail, a calendar, an alarm clock, a camera, a tip calculator, a GPS system, and it plays MP3 music files. It does everything but ring. That would require friends.

29 April 2008
 


 
Garfield

BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE I don't believe it! My cell phone's ringing! Hello? Yo, mom...'sup?

30 April 2008
 




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