I think I'll go out and commune with nature. SLAM SLAM That was wast. A little nature goes a long way.
1 April 2008
What's with the can of purple paint? Nature has way too much green on it. RING That will be the neighborhood association.
2 April 2008
Nothing like a long walk in the woods, Garfield. The trees, the ferns...more trees...more ferns... We're lost, aren't we? I'm going to scream now.
3 April 2008
YAH! A giant cactus-like creature! I'm sorry...I forget what you're called. Ed. EEEEED!
4 April 2008
Look, Garfield! Deer! Let's observe their natural behavior. They're laughing. And they're pointing at your hat.
5 April 2008
Ha! Ha! Ha! Yarf! Yarf! Yarf! Is that a chicken or a moose? There's one in every family.
6 April 2008
HA! I ate before you got here! If that's not against the law, it should be.
7 April 2008
I'm just a regular guy. Yep. Just a regular guy. How many times are you going to insult regular guys?
8 April 2008
* Oh, Garfieeeeeeeld! ** When it's musical, it can't be anything good.
9 April 2008
Want to hear about my day? Is this going to be another one of your boring stories?
10 April 2008
The All-Cat Channel presents "How To Ignore Your Owner". What are you watching? -
11 April 2008
Thanks for making my coffee, Garfield. You know it. clink thlup Id's uh widdle fwick. You know it. clink
12 April 2008
13 April 2008
click click click click click click click click click click click click What's on? click click click Who cares?
14 April 2008
...but Dolores! I can't live without you! Yes, you can, Dirk! No, I...URK! THUD Score one for Dirk.
15 April 2008
They say it couldn't be done AYIEEEEEEEEEE SPLAT! And they were right. That's a time-saver.
16 April 2008
Today's news is *very* depressing... But not if I sing it! Earthquake...tidal wave... I'd rather be depressed.
17 April 2008
Good evening... And welcome to the All-Dog channel. Sit. Stay.
18 April 2008
Wouldn't it be more entertaining if you turned the television on? I used to think so.
19 April 2008
Fetch the ball, Odie! SPLIIISH GAR AAAAAACHK! Life is good. FLAKES UP THE NOSE!!!
20 April 2008
Hello. I'm a fat, lazy cat! What's your name? Garfield. Wait right here. Call your lawyer.
21 April 2008
Something bit me! What if it's poisonous?! I could die! WHEN?!
22 April 2008
GARFIELD! WHY are there bacon bits in my fern?! Um, this is an absolute mystery to me.
23 April 2008
Look, Garfield... I bought a shredder! Why?
24 April 2008
Jon why don't you order us a pizza? A small, plain cheese pizza. You're new here, aren't you?
25 April 2008
I glued a blender to my face. Whoa! Is it saturday night already?
26 April 2008
riiiinnng Hi, this is Jon... I'm not home right n-OW! Hey, that was my LEG! What do you think you're do-OW!!! STOP it with the claws already, or I'll-OWWWW!!! All right, that's it! It's GO-time, pal! you've had itn-OWWWW-*beeeeeeeeeeep* I like your new me
27 April 2008
This is my new cell phone. And this is the manual for it "Volume One"
28 April 2008
My new cell phone has voice mail, a calendar, an alarm clock, a camera, a tip calculator, a GPS system, and it plays MP3 music files. It does everything but ring. That would require friends.
29 April 2008
BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE I don't believe it! My cell phone's ringing! Hello? Yo, mom...'sup?
30 April 2008