I think I'll go out and commune with nature. - SLAM SLAM - That was wast. A little nature goes a long way.
1 April 2008
What's with the can of purple paint? - Nature has way too much green on it. - RING That will be the neighborhood association.
2 April 2008
Nothing like a long walk in the woods, Garfield. - The trees, the ferns...more trees...more ferns... - We're lost, aren't we? I'm going to scream now.
3 April 2008
YAH! A giant cactus-like creature! - I'm sorry...I forget what you're called. Ed. - EEEEED!
4 April 2008
Look, Garfield! Deer! - Let's observe their natural behavior. - They're laughing. And they're pointing at your hat.
5 April 2008
- Ha! Ha! Ha! - - Yarf! Yarf! Yarf! - - - Is that a chicken or a moose? There's one in every family.
6 April 2008
HA! - I ate before you got here! - If that's not against the law, it should be.
7 April 2008
I'm just a regular guy. - Yep. - Just a regular guy. How many times are you going to insult regular guys?
8 April 2008
- * Oh, Garfieeeeeeeld! ** - When it's musical, it can't be anything good.
9 April 2008
- - Want to hear about my day? Is this going to be another one of your boring stories?
10 April 2008
The All-Cat Channel presents "How To Ignore Your Owner". - What are you watching? -
11 April 2008
Thanks for making my coffee, Garfield. You know it. clink - thlup - Id's uh widdle fwick. You know it. clink
12 April 2008
- - - - - EEEEYAHHHH -
13 April 2008
click click click click click click - click click click click click click - What's on? click click click Who cares?
14 April 2008
...but Dolores! I can't live without you! - Yes, you can, Dirk! No, I...URK! - THUD Score one for Dirk.
15 April 2008
They say it couldn't be done - AYIEEEEEEEEEE SPLAT! - And they were right. That's a time-saver.
16 April 2008
Today's news is *very* depressing... - But not if I sing it! - Earthquake...tidal wave... I'd rather be depressed.
17 April 2008
Good evening... - And welcome to the All-Dog channel. - Sit. Stay.
18 April 2008
- Wouldn't it be more entertaining if you turned the television on? - I used to think so.
19 April 2008
- Fetch the ball, Odie! - - SPLIIISH - GAR- - AAAAAACHK! - Life is good. FLAKES UP THE NOSE!!!
20 April 2008
Hello. I'm a fat, lazy cat! What's your name? Garfield. Wait right here. - Call your lawyer.
21 April 2008
Something bit me! - What if it's poisonous?! - I could die! WHEN?!
22 April 2008
- GARFIELD! - WHY are there bacon bits in my fern?! Um, this is an absolute mystery to me.
23 April 2008
Look, Garfield... - I bought a shredder! - Why?
24 April 2008
Jon why don't you order us a pizza? - A small, plain cheese pizza. - You're new here, aren't you?
25 April 2008
I glued a blender to my face. - Whoa! - Is it saturday night already?
26 April 2008
n-OWWWW-*beeeeeeeeeeep* - I like your new message, Jon. It's funny.
27 April 2008
This is my new cell phone. - - And this is the manual for it "Volume One"
28 April 2008
My new cell phone has voice mail, a calendar, an alarm clock, a camera, a tip calculator, a GPS system, and it plays MP3 music files. - - It does everything but ring. That would require friends.
29 April 2008
BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE I don't believe it! My cell phone's ringing! - Hello? - Yo, mom...'sup?
30 April 2008