BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE Hello? * CLICK! * Darn! I took another picture of my ear! New cell phone
1 May 2008
BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE A call! RIP Hello? You belt holster's a little tight there.
2 May 2008
I'm a dork... I'm a dork...I'm a dork, dork, dork... GARFIELD, STOP MESSING WITH MY RINGTONE! I'm a dork...
3 May 2008
Z Z Z Z *snort* Coffee not strong enough? Hey, who tipped the room?
4 May 2008
Hello, birds in the trees Hello, sun in the sky Hello, pothole in the driveway
5 May 2008
CHA-KUNK! KEEP OFF GRASS KEEP OFF GRASS
6 May 2008
So what is it like growing up the only daisy in a patch of weeds? It was tough, man. They teased me every day...they called me... *SOB* ...PRETTY BOY! The fiends
7 May 2008
You'll have to excuse me...sometimes I say things without really thinking first you pathetic meow sack! sort of just like that
8 May 2008
What's the occasion? Big date? Wedding? Polka club meeting? Never mind.
9 May 2008
Whatever you do... DO IT IN MODERATION! I thank you!
10 May 2008
Eew! Look! A gnarly old hot dog! It must have fallen through the grill... ...and laid there all winter long! Is that not *the* most disgusting thing you've ever see... No. *That* is. mmmmm
11 May 2008
Hey, there's Arlene... SUUUUUCK Are you feeling okay? Not really. But how do I look?
12 May 2008
Arlene! Fancy meeting you here! I always dine Alfresco on tuesday nights. You do? Sure. It's trash night. I hope they serve mints.
13 May 2008
Garfield, you like me, don't you` Sure. By the way, you're sitting in my spot. I like you too, Garfield.
14 May 2008
So how's domestic life treating you, Garfield? Awful! Jon used too much oregano in the lasagna tonight... I grieve for you, Garfield. It's a jungle in there, Arlene.
15 May 2008
Don't you hate being an alley cat, Arlene? ...don't you have to live with a *dog*? Sure is a quiet night.
16 May 2008
All you think about is yourself, Garfield. That's not true! Sometimes *I* think about *you* thinking about *me*. sigh
17 May 2008
step step step step step unscrew unscrew unscrew unscrew screw screw screw sc...ZZZT . THUD tinkle * tinkle * tinkle * Don't even smile. Inside I'm rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter.
18 May 2008
Mini Golf -> I've never been miniature golfing before. I must warn you, I'm a pro at it. "Jonny Ace" they call me...I even have my own putter! Of cour'se, it's been a while... Back when he was but a wee little nerdlet.
19 May 2008
Now, in miniature golf, you just swing easy...noe, don't be nervous...easy... PLUNK It went in the hole. Is that good? Uh-huh It's only a game. It's only a game.
20 May 2008
TAP BOBK You'll have to play that one from the parking lot. STUPID GIANT BUNNY RABBIT!!
21 May 2008
Darn! It went in the water! Right into the mouth of the giant plaster snake. slosh slosh slosh YAAAHHHHHH Wow. I could've *sworn* that was plaster.
22 May 2008
So how did I do on the front nine? We're still adding up your score. My cell phone has a calculator. NEVER MIND!!
23 May 2008
So what? So your girlfriend beat you at miniature golf...so she better cooks than you...so she's smarter than you... *You* are pathetic.
24 May 2008
Boop Bip Beep Beep Bip Hi, Jon, it's Liz. I can't decide what to wear tonight. At first I thought my blue dress would be perfect, but then I decided my red top and skirt would look even better... Then I couldn't find any shoes to gowith *that*, so I switc
25 May 2008
Hey, what are you looking at, fuzzball? Lunch, if you don't can the attitude. Ha! I eat cats like you for breakfast! Oh, yeah? ? Prove it!
26 May 2008
Nermal, have you ever had cosmetic surgery? Can you keep a secret? Yes. See this eyelash? Yessss?... *That's* real.
27 May 2008
Garfield, have *you* ever thought about cosmetic surgery? What, improve on *this*? That has to be the best straight line you've ever given me. It was a accident, okay?
28 May 2008
You're not so cute. Eww, yes you are. Why, thank you.
29 May 2008
You think *you're* the only one who can look cute? Check *this* out! You call *that* cute? Wait, wait. I'm a little out of practice.
30 May 2008
Don't hate me because I'm cute. -I' m getting tired of replacing that door. Try spackle.
31 May 2008