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Garfield

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield! BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield, open the door! Garfield!! My arms are full of groceries! Well! It's about... ...time. Oooh, cookies!

1 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Water $20 Nobody's going to pay that. Free cup of salt?

2 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

This is Larry...he'll be interning for the summer. 'sup, man? WHACK! OW! That HURT! He's young. He'll learn. Just go away.

3 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Dogs... THUD They aren't real good at sharp turns.

4 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

That's a lot of sausages. That's so I can find my way back to the butcher shop.

5 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Come and see! Not particularly moved by sunrises, are we?

6 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

I would like to dedicate this next number to my idol. BLAAAATTPP Obviously, my idol does not play the trumpet.

7 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

You're really attached to Garfield, aren't you? We've been together a long time. Just like an old married couple. A looooonnnnng time. SLAP! And what's *that* supposed to mean?! I think I'll check the roast. I want a divorce! Iget ther fridge.

8 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Yep, your birthday's coming. Calendars don't lie. Have you thought about what you want? Yes I have... But, oh, wait! They haven't invented time machines yet, have they?!

9 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Don't let this birthday thing get you down, Garfield. Hey, your age is only a number...right? A big honking number. The ears still work, by the way.

10 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Hey, geezer. I hear your birthday cake is coming with a smoke alarm! That spider looks like it's laughing. Get me a ladder and a bat.

11 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Another birthday...maybe it's time to start thinking about my future. Time to start making some plans... Time to put that new hip on layway. So *that's* why cats eat mice.

12 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack I am NOT OLD!

13 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Have you thought about what kind of birthday cake you want? Besides "large"? There's another kind?

14 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

POOMP BOOT! It's tough getting old.

15 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Only three more days... And you'll be a year older. Sez you!

16 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Garfield's birthday is coming up. Presents, presents, and more presents! What do you get for the cat who wants everything?

17 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Tomorrow is my brthday... This year I shall celebrate in an age-appropriate manner. Cool! I *love* musical wheelchairs!

18 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

In the minus column, there's loss of memory, loss of hair, acquisition of nose and ear hair, liver spots, wrinkles, achy joints, and saggy skin. In the plus column: cake. No contest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

19 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Liz! Hello, Jon. Wow! What smells so good? My perfume? Mmmmm...beef... Ah, that would be my *other* perfume.

20 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Whoo! Am I full! What a meal that was! pat pat pat Boy, that liz sure can cook! Wanna smell my beef breath? You're a cruel, cruel man.

21 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to the All-Mime Channel. And now a word from our sponsor. -

22 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Jon's washing his car. All done! -

23 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Well, *that* was aggravating. I got one of those shopping carts with a weird wheel. I had to shop in circles for an hour. I hope it was in the donut aisle.

24 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

How was the meat loaf? Great! BLEAH!

25 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Wow. There sure is a lot of napping going on.

26 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Wanna bat me around? Nah...I don't feel like it. A little Macrame then, perhaps? Okay, now you're *really* reaching.

27 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Supergarfield stands for truth... Justice... And shedding!

28 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Arlene's coming this way! She'll try to flirt with me, like she always does. It's pathetic, really... Act like you don't even notice her, Garfield. Poor, needy thing.

29 June 2008
 


 
Garfield

Isn't this great, Garfield? Wonderful. Here we are, back on the farm! Yee-ha. I'm gonna go hug a cow! Long time, no date.

30 June 2008
 




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