BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield! BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield, open the door! Garfield!! My arms are full of groceries! Well! It's about... ...time. Oooh, cookies!1 June 2008 |
 Water $20 Nobody's going to pay that. Free cup of salt?2 June 2008 |
 This is Larry...he'll be interning for the summer. 'sup, man? WHACK! OW! That HURT! He's young. He'll learn. Just go away.3 June 2008 |
 Dogs... THUD They aren't real good at sharp turns.4 June 2008 |
 That's a lot of sausages. That's so I can find my way back to the butcher shop.5 June 2008 |
 Hey, Garfield! Come and see! Not particularly moved by sunrises, are we?6 June 2008 |
 I would like to dedicate this next number to my idol. BLAAAATTPP Obviously, my idol does not play the trumpet.7 June 2008 |
 You're really attached to Garfield, aren't you? We've been together a long time. Just like an old married couple. A looooonnnnng time. SLAP! And what's *that* supposed to mean?! I think I'll check the roast. I want a divorce! Iget ther fridge.8 June 2008 |
 Yep, your birthday's coming. Calendars don't lie. Have you thought about what you want? Yes I have... But, oh, wait! They haven't invented time machines yet, have they?!9 June 2008 |
 Don't let this birthday thing get you down, Garfield. Hey, your age is only a number...right? A big honking number. The ears still work, by the way.10 June 2008 |
 Hey, geezer. I hear your birthday cake is coming with a smoke alarm! That spider looks like it's laughing. Get me a ladder and a bat.11 June 2008 |
 Another birthday...maybe it's time to start thinking about my future. Time to start making some plans... Time to put that new hip on layway. So *that's* why cats eat mice.12 June 2008 |
 clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack I am NOT OLD!13 June 2008 |
 Have you thought about what kind of birthday cake you want? Besides "large"? There's another kind?14 June 2008 |
 POOMP BOOT! It's tough getting old.15 June 2008 |
 Only three more days... And you'll be a year older. Sez you!16 June 2008 |
 Garfield's birthday is coming up. Presents, presents, and more presents! What do you get for the cat who wants everything?17 June 2008 |
 Tomorrow is my brthday... This year I shall celebrate in an age-appropriate manner. Cool! I *love* musical wheelchairs!18 June 2008 |
 In the minus column, there's loss of memory, loss of hair, acquisition of nose and ear hair, liver spots, wrinkles, achy joints, and saggy skin. In the plus column: cake. No contest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!19 June 2008 |
 Hi, Liz! Hello, Jon. Wow! What smells so good? My perfume? Mmmmm...beef... Ah, that would be my *other* perfume.20 June 2008 |
 Whoo! Am I full! What a meal that was! pat pat pat Boy, that liz sure can cook! Wanna smell my beef breath? You're a cruel, cruel man.21 June 2008 |
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 Jon's washing his car. All done! -23 June 2008 |
 Well, *that* was aggravating. I got one of those shopping carts with a weird wheel. I had to shop in circles for an hour. I hope it was in the donut aisle.24 June 2008 |
 How was the meat loaf? Great! BLEAH!25 June 2008 |
 Wow. There sure is a lot of napping going on.26 June 2008 |
 Wanna bat me around? Nah...I don't feel like it. A little Macrame then, perhaps? Okay, now you're *really* reaching.27 June 2008 |
 Supergarfield stands for truth... Justice... And shedding!28 June 2008 |
 Arlene's coming this way! She'll try to flirt with me, like she always does. It's pathetic, really... Act like you don't even notice her, Garfield. Poor, needy thing.29 June 2008 |
 Isn't this great, Garfield? Wonderful. Here we are, back on the farm! Yee-ha. I'm gonna go hug a cow! Long time, no date.30 June 2008 |
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