BAM! BAM! - BAM! BAM! Garfield! - BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield, open the door! - Garfield!! My arms are full of groceries! - - Well! It's about... - ...time. Oooh, cookies!
1 June 2008
Water $20 - Nobody's going to pay that. - Free cup of salt?
2 June 2008
This is Larry...he'll be interning for the summer. 'sup, man? - WHACK! - OW! That HURT! He's young. He'll learn. - Just go away.
3 June 2008
Dogs... - - THUD They aren't real good at sharp turns.
4 June 2008
- - That's a lot of sausages. That's so I can find my way back to the butcher shop.
5 June 2008
Hey, Garfield! Come and see! - - Not particularly moved by sunrises, are we?
6 June 2008
I would like to dedicate this next number to my idol. - BLAAAATTPP - Obviously, my idol does not play the trumpet.
7 June 2008
- You're really attached to Garfield, aren't you? - We've been together a long time. - Just like an old married couple. - - A looooonnnnng time. SLAP! And what's *that* supposed to mean?! - I think I'll check the roast. I want a divorce! I
8 June 2008
Yep, your birthday's coming. Calendars don't lie. Have you thought about what you want? Yes I have... - But, oh, wait! They haven't invented time machines yet, have they?!
9 June 2008
Don't let this birthday thing get you down, Garfield. - Hey, your age is only a number...right? - A big honking number. The ears still work, by the way.
10 June 2008
Hey, geezer. - I hear your birthday cake is coming with a smoke alarm! - That spider looks like it's laughing. Get me a ladder and a bat.
11 June 2008
Another birthday...maybe it's time to start thinking about my future. - Time to start making some plans... - Time to put that new hip on layway. So *that's* why cats eat mice.
12 June 2008
clack clack clack clack clack clack - clack clack clack clack clack - I am NOT OLD!
13 June 2008
Have you thought about what kind of birthday cake you want? - - Besides "large"? There's another kind?
14 June 2008
- - POOMP - - - BOOT! - It's tough getting old.
15 June 2008
Only three more days... - And you'll be a year older. - Sez you!
16 June 2008
Garfield's birthday is coming up. - Presents, presents, and more presents! - What do you get for the cat who wants everything?
17 June 2008
Tomorrow is my brthday... - This year I shall celebrate in an age-appropriate manner. Cool! - I *love* musical wheelchairs!
18 June 2008
In the minus column, there's loss of memory, loss of hair, acquisition of nose and ear hair, liver spots, wrinkles, achy joints, and saggy skin. - In the plus column: cake. - No contest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
19 June 2008
Hi, Liz! Hello, Jon. - Wow! What smells so good? My perfume? - Mmmmm...beef... Ah, that would be my *other* perfume.
20 June 2008
Whoo! Am I full! What a meal that was! pat pat pat - Boy, that liz sure can cook! - Wanna smell my beef breath? You're a cruel, cruel man.
21 June 2008
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22 June 2008
Jon's washing his car. - All done! -
23 June 2008
Well, *that* was aggravating. - I got one of those shopping carts with a weird wheel. - I had to shop in circles for an hour. I hope it was in the donut aisle.
24 June 2008
- How was the meat loaf? Great! - BLEAH!
25 June 2008
Wow. - - There sure is a lot of napping going on.
26 June 2008
Wanna bat me around? Nah...I don't feel like it. - A little Macrame then, perhaps? Okay, now you're *really* reaching.
27 June 2008
Supergarfield stands for truth... - Justice... - And shedding!
28 June 2008
- Arlene's coming this way! - She'll try to flirt with me, like she always does. - It's pathetic, really... - Act like you don't even notice her, Garfield. - Poor, needy thing.
29 June 2008
Isn't this great, Garfield? Wonderful. - Here we are, back on the farm! Yee-ha. - I'm gonna go hug a cow! Long time, no date.
30 June 2008