BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield! BAM! BAM! BAM! Garfield, open the door! Garfield!! My arms are full of groceries! Well! It's about... ...time. Oooh, cookies!
1 June 2008
Water $20 Nobody's going to pay that. Free cup of salt?
2 June 2008
This is Larry...he'll be interning for the summer. 'sup, man? WHACK! OW! That HURT! He's young. He'll learn. Just go away.
3 June 2008
Dogs... THUD They aren't real good at sharp turns.
4 June 2008
That's a lot of sausages. That's so I can find my way back to the butcher shop.
5 June 2008
Hey, Garfield! Come and see! Not particularly moved by sunrises, are we?
6 June 2008
I would like to dedicate this next number to my idol. BLAAAATTPP Obviously, my idol does not play the trumpet.
7 June 2008
You're really attached to Garfield, aren't you? We've been together a long time. Just like an old married couple. A looooonnnnng time. SLAP! And what's *that* supposed to mean?! I think I'll check the roast. I want a divorce! Iget ther fridge.
8 June 2008
Yep, your birthday's coming. Calendars don't lie. Have you thought about what you want? Yes I have... But, oh, wait! They haven't invented time machines yet, have they?!
9 June 2008
Don't let this birthday thing get you down, Garfield. Hey, your age is only a number...right? A big honking number. The ears still work, by the way.
10 June 2008
Hey, geezer. I hear your birthday cake is coming with a smoke alarm! That spider looks like it's laughing. Get me a ladder and a bat.
11 June 2008
Another birthday...maybe it's time to start thinking about my future. Time to start making some plans... Time to put that new hip on layway. So *that's* why cats eat mice.
12 June 2008
clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack I am NOT OLD!
13 June 2008
Have you thought about what kind of birthday cake you want? Besides "large"? There's another kind?
14 June 2008
POOMP BOOT! It's tough getting old.
15 June 2008
Only three more days... And you'll be a year older. Sez you!
16 June 2008
Garfield's birthday is coming up. Presents, presents, and more presents! What do you get for the cat who wants everything?
17 June 2008
Tomorrow is my brthday... This year I shall celebrate in an age-appropriate manner. Cool! I *love* musical wheelchairs!
18 June 2008
In the minus column, there's loss of memory, loss of hair, acquisition of nose and ear hair, liver spots, wrinkles, achy joints, and saggy skin. In the plus column: cake. No contest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
19 June 2008
Hi, Liz! Hello, Jon. Wow! What smells so good? My perfume? Mmmmm...beef... Ah, that would be my *other* perfume.
20 June 2008
Whoo! Am I full! What a meal that was! pat pat pat Boy, that liz sure can cook! Wanna smell my beef breath? You're a cruel, cruel man.
21 June 2008
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22 June 2008
Jon's washing his car. All done! -
23 June 2008
Well, *that* was aggravating. I got one of those shopping carts with a weird wheel. I had to shop in circles for an hour. I hope it was in the donut aisle.
24 June 2008
How was the meat loaf? Great! BLEAH!
25 June 2008
Wow. There sure is a lot of napping going on.
26 June 2008
Wanna bat me around? Nah...I don't feel like it. A little Macrame then, perhaps? Okay, now you're *really* reaching.
27 June 2008
Supergarfield stands for truth... Justice... And shedding!
28 June 2008
Arlene's coming this way! She'll try to flirt with me, like she always does. It's pathetic, really... Act like you don't even notice her, Garfield. Poor, needy thing.
29 June 2008
Isn't this great, Garfield? Wonderful. Here we are, back on the farm! Yee-ha. I'm gonna go hug a cow! Long time, no date.
30 June 2008