Who are you? I'm a barn cat. I'm Garfield. I'm Barney. Where do you live? Okay, Flash, let's start again...
1 July 2008
What are you? I'm a chicken. Riiiight... If you're a chicken, where's the breading?
2 July 2008
Kids, farms are where we get our food. Cereal, fruit, vegetables... Excuse me, sir. Where might I find the whipped cream trees?
3 July 2008
Looks like rain. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup, yup. Yup, yup, yup. And they say the art of conversation is dead.
4 July 2008
One of the best things about the farm is all the *nature*... It's *everywhere*! Like under your shoe.
5 July 2008
Jon, you need to rethink your wardrobe. I do? Come on, we'll start by going through your closet. Hmmm...let's see...well, this has to go...oh, ick, and this, too... But I love that shirt! And this, and this, and this, and this, andWHAT is THAT?! THAT? YE
6 July 2008
We've been together a long time, Garfield. Long time. Remember the good old days? That's not what I'd call them. Remember when I got the brussels sprout stuck in my navel? Those were the STUPID old days.
7 July 2008
Hey, Garfield, you know that checkout lane at the grocery store for 10 items or less? Well, Sir, I made it through with 12, count em', *12* items! One small step for man, one giant leap for nerdkind.
8 July 2008
I like to think I'm unique. Believe me, Jon, we *all* like to think you're unique.
9 July 2008
Through the dragon's nose, over the moat under the castle, and into the hole! WHACK! -Over the dragon, under the lights, through the snack bar, and into a fat lady's chilli dog. FORE!
10 July 2008
Let's see, that's another hole in one for me... And another hole in one for you, too, Garfield. And where's Jon? He's still cursing out the plaster pirate on thirteen.
11 July 2008
Jon suspects nothing. Darn guard sock puppet.
12 July 2008
13 July 2008
I don't think I'm getting enough rest. Not to worry! I'll pick up the slack.
14 July 2008
I don't suppose you'll be moving today? I don't suppose you'd care to get some exercise? I don't suppose you'd care to go outside?! I don't suppose you see any wheels on this bed?
15 July 2008
Two days, and you haven't so much as moved an Eyelid! That must take some willpower. Au contraire. MOVING required willpower.
16 July 2008
Day three, and you still haven't moved. Aren't you afraid of losing muscle tone? Sorry, stupid question. I'll say.
17 July 2008
I had trouble sleeping. I tossed and turned all afternoon.
18 July 2008
Z Wake up! Didn't I do that yesterday?
19 July 2008
And now we have a dedication... This one goes out to Liz... ...from her boyfriend Joh, with all the love in his heart. So here it is, Liz, just for you...a little something called... "You're the rooty-tooty cross-eyed cutie who putthe oom in my oom-
20 July 2008
All is well in my world. STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Except for the whole cats-wearing-boots thing.
21 July 2008
22 July 2008
I don't believe it! Liz is out with another guy!... But why?! I bet if I disguised myself as a french waiter I could find out what was going on over there. But that would be incredibly stupid, wouldn't it? Absolutely. I'm goingin. My hero!
23 July 2008
You're at the top of my hate list, FATSO! SMACK Right up there with magazines!
24 July 2008
Okay, men! HEAVE...HO!!! This does not bode well... Bring in the giant cactus plant!
25 July 2008
SMACK! For this, I went to college?
26 July 2008
I hope you're not planning a fancy surprise party for my birthday. Fancy? tap tap FWEEEEEEP NOTHING'S too fancy for our Jon.
27 July 2008
Z Awwww. Z He remembered my birthday. Z
28 July 2008
Liz took me out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. A *really* nice restaurant. ...*glass* catsup bottles! Fancy-schmancy.
29 July 2008
There's nothing like a fresh vegetable. And let's keep it that way! -
30 July 2008
Who's that? That's my neighbor, Mrs. Feeny. Why is she digging a moat around her house? I have my suspicions...
31 July 2008