Who are you? I'm a barn cat. - I'm Garfield. I'm Barney. - Where do you live? Okay, Flash, let's start again...
1 July 2008
What are you? I'm a chicken. - Riiiight... - If you're a chicken, where's the breading?
2 July 2008
Kids, farms are where we get our food. - Cereal, fruit, vegetables... - Excuse me, sir. Where might I find the whipped cream trees?
3 July 2008
Looks like rain. Yup. - Yup. Yup. - Yup, yup. Yup, yup, yup. And they say the art of conversation is dead.
4 July 2008
One of the best things about the farm is all the *nature*... - It's *everywhere*! - Like under your shoe.
5 July 2008
- Jon, you need to rethink your wardrobe. I do? - Come on, we'll start by going through your closet. - Hmmm...let's see...well, this has to go...oh, ick, and this, too... But I love that shirt! - And this, and this, and this, and this, and
6 July 2008
We've been together a long time, Garfield. Long time. - Remember the good old days? That's not what I'd call them. - Remember when I got the brussels sprout stuck in my navel? Those were the STUPID old days.
7 July 2008
Hey, Garfield, you know that checkout lane at the grocery store for 10 items or less? - Well, Sir, I made it through with 12, count em', *12* items! - One small step for man, one giant leap for nerdkind.
8 July 2008
I like to think I'm unique. - - Believe me, Jon, we *all* like to think you're unique.
9 July 2008
Through the dragon's nose, over the moat under the castle, and into the hole! - WHACK! -Over the dragon, under the lights, through the snack bar, and into a fat lady's chilli dog. FORE!
10 July 2008
Let's see, that's another hole in one for me... - And another hole in one for you, too, Garfield. - And where's Jon? He's still cursing out the plaster pirate on thirteen.
11 July 2008
Jon suspects nothing. - - Darn guard sock puppet.
12 July 2008
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13 July 2008
I don't think I'm getting enough rest. - Not to worry! - I'll pick up the slack.
14 July 2008
I don't suppose you'll be moving today? - I don't suppose you'd care to get some exercise? - I don't suppose you'd care to go outside?! I don't suppose you see any wheels on this bed?
15 July 2008
Two days, and you haven't so much as moved an Eyelid! - That must take some willpower. Au contraire. - MOVING required willpower.
16 July 2008
Day three, and you still haven't moved. Aren't you afraid of losing muscle tone? - - Sorry, stupid question. I'll say.
17 July 2008
I had trouble sleeping. - - I tossed and turned all afternoon.
18 July 2008
Z - Wake up! - Didn't I do that yesterday?
19 July 2008
- And now we have a dedication... - This one goes out to Liz... - ...from her boyfriend Joh, with all the love in his heart. - So here it is, Liz, just for you...a little something called... - "You're the rooty-tooty cross-eyed cutie who put
20 July 2008
All is well in my world. - STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! - Except for the whole cats-wearing-boots thing.
21 July 2008
22 July 2008
I don't believe it! - Liz is out with another guy!... But why?! - I bet if I disguised myself as a french waiter I could find out what was going on over there. - But that would be incredibly stupid, wouldn't it? Absolutely. - - - I'm going
23 July 2008
You're at the top of my hate list, FATSO! - SMACK - Right up there with magazines!
24 July 2008
Okay, men! - HEAVE...HO!!! - This does not bode well... Bring in the giant cactus plant!
25 July 2008
- SMACK! - For this, I went to college?
26 July 2008
- I hope you're not planning a fancy surprise party for my birthday. - Fancy? - tap tap - FWEEEEEEP - NOTHING'S too fancy for our Jon.
27 July 2008
Z - Awwww. Z - He remembered my birthday. Z
28 July 2008
Liz took me out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. - A *really* nice restaurant. - ...*glass* catsup bottles! Fancy-schmancy.
29 July 2008
There's nothing like a fresh vegetable. - And let's keep it that way! -
30 July 2008
Who's that? That's my neighbor, Mrs. Feeny. - - Why is she digging a moat around her house? I have my suspicions...
31 July 2008