If you lost a little weight... - ...you'd still be fat. All right! - Dieting is futile!
1 September 2008
Liz is going to call me! - - Any hour now! Be sure to tell her how pathetic you are.
2 September 2008
RING - Meow! - That was Liz. She wanted to talk to you, but I meowed her out of it.
3 September 2008
I wonder what Liz is doing right now... - And now... - And now... WHAN WHAM WHAM WHAM
4 September 2008
Would you like to go dancing saturday night, Jon? - WOULD I? - Would I? As long as I don't have to watch.
5 September 2008
Fish are fascinating to watch. - Like when they're in a frying pan! - I assume you are taking that to the kitchen?
6 September 2008
7 September 2008
Garfield! - A mouse! Correct. - You *do* know your rodents.
8 September 2008
- If anybody asks, I'm chasing you. Okay. - He's chasing me.
9 September 2008
Here comes The Great Garfield, everyone! - Give it up for Garfield! clap clap clap clap - What? I'm chasing him. Just *slowly* Woo-hoo!
10 September 2008
- GARFIELD!! Lose the putting green. Aw, man!
11 September 2008
SNAP! OW! SNAP! OW! SNAP! OW! - One more. SNAP! OW! Well, Jon found all the mousetraps.
12 September 2008
Greetings, fellow mice! - - What are you going to do about that? Take him to a tiny optometrist?
13 September 2008
- - - Out! - - SLASH -
14 September 2008
"Amanda Irkburger and Earl Smooch were joined in holy matrimony last saturday". - "...the reception was held at the Mulligan Pine Country Club". - Nice picture of you. There was cake.
15 September 2008
I got a traffic ticket today... - For singing at a red light with my windows down. - I have to pay a fine and carry a pitch pipe in my car all times. I've heard you sing...you got off easy.
16 September 2008
Z Odie is dreaming about chasing a rabbit. - AR! - YIP! YIP! YIP! It always ends with the rabbit beating the stuffing out of him.
17 September 2008
Is your Chili spicy? Not really. - GAAAHH! MY THOAT! MILK! ICE WATER! ALOE VERA!!! - Unless you're a weenie BRing it on! Joooon... I CAN'T SEE!!!
18 September 2008
How was your meal this evening, Ma'am? Delicious, thank you. - And how was you five-alarm chili, sir? HHHAMBLA NA FA - Sir? Uh...he's french. na nee waa noo
19 September 2008
I am not a loser...I am not a loser...I am not a loser... - Jon's reading a self-help book. - Chapter One: Denial
20 September 2008
- boot! - - boot! - - GARFIELD!!! - Yes?
21 September 2008
These new laptop computers look pretty cool. - Maybe I should get one. - What do you think? They'll never replace cats.
22 September 2008
tic tic tic tic tic tic - 12...36...48...ah...72 point. - FEED ME
23 September 2008
Garf1: Meow meow meow Whiskers232: Mew mew mew tic tic tic - Pussnboots113: Hiiiisssss! Whiskers232: Hiiiiisssss! - Pussnboots113: Fft! Fft! Rowr!! These cat chat rooms can get pretty ugly.
24 September 2008
You have mail. click - Dear spider, 3...2...1... -
25 September 2008
- click click click click click click click click click click click - I'm here to deliver you three tons of dried flies...
26 September 2008
- - I think I'm losing my touch.
27 September 2008
GOOD Morning! YOU'RE up early. - I haven't even made your breakfast. I think I'll skip it and go jogging. - Oh, goody! Tomorrow's monday! - - pat pat pat - This has got to be the worst nightmare I ever had.
28 September 2008
Do you remember my old girlfriend Ingrid? Nope. - ...the one with the bulging biceps? Not at all. - ...the cat hugger? Like it was yesterday.
29 September 2008
Remember my old girlfriend Jodell? - You know...the psycho? - You'll have to be more specific.
30 September 2008