If you lost a little weight... ...you'd still be fat. All right! Dieting is futile!
1 September 2008
Liz is going to call me! Any hour now! Be sure to tell her how pathetic you are.
2 September 2008
RING Meow! That was Liz. She wanted to talk to you, but I meowed her out of it.
3 September 2008
I wonder what Liz is doing right now... And now... And now... WHAN WHAM WHAM WHAM
4 September 2008
Would you like to go dancing saturday night, Jon? WOULD I? Would I? As long as I don't have to watch.
5 September 2008
Fish are fascinating to watch. Like when they're in a frying pan! I assume you are taking that to the kitchen?
6 September 2008
RIING Jon, I have to break our date. We just had an emergency case come into clinic. That's okay, Liz. I understand. Well, pal, no date. I guess it's just you and me tonight. Boy, does this ever bring back memories, huh? Like athree-day-old taco.
7 September 2008
Garfield! A mouse! Correct. You *do* know your rodents.
8 September 2008
If anybody asks, I'm chasing you. Okay. He's chasing me.
9 September 2008
Here comes The Great Garfield, everyone! Give it up for Garfield! clap clap clap clap What? I'm chasing him. Just *slowly* Woo-hoo!
10 September 2008
GARFIELD!! Lose the putting green. Aw, man!
11 September 2008
SNAP! OW! SNAP! OW! SNAP! OW! One more. SNAP! OW! Well, Jon found all the mousetraps.
12 September 2008
Greetings, fellow mice! What are you going to do about that? Take him to a tiny optometrist?
13 September 2008
Out! SLASH -
14 September 2008
"Amanda Irkburger and Earl Smooch were joined in holy matrimony last saturday". "...the reception was held at the Mulligan Pine Country Club". Nice picture of you. There was cake.
15 September 2008
I got a traffic ticket today... For singing at a red light with my windows down. I have to pay a fine and carry a pitch pipe in my car all times. I've heard you sing...you got off easy.
16 September 2008
Z Odie is dreaming about chasing a rabbit. AR! YIP! YIP! YIP! It always ends with the rabbit beating the stuffing out of him.
17 September 2008
Is your Chili spicy? Not really. GAAAHH! MY THOAT! MILK! ICE WATER! ALOE VERA!!! Unless you're a weenie BRing it on! Joooon... I CAN'T SEE!!!
18 September 2008
How was your meal this evening, Ma'am? Delicious, thank you. And how was you five-alarm chili, sir? HHHAMBLA NA FA Sir? Uh...he's french. na nee waa noo
19 September 2008
I am not a loser...I am not a loser...I am not a loser... Jon's reading a self-help book. Chapter One: Denial
20 September 2008
boot! boot! GARFIELD!!! Yes?
21 September 2008
These new laptop computers look pretty cool. Maybe I should get one. What do you think? They'll never replace cats.
22 September 2008
tic tic tic tic tic tic 12...36...48...ah...72 point. FEED ME
23 September 2008
Garf1: Meow meow meow Whiskers232: Mew mew mew tic tic tic Pussnboots113: Hiiiisssss! Whiskers232: Hiiiiisssss! Pussnboots113: Fft! Fft! Rowr!! These cat chat rooms can get pretty ugly.
24 September 2008
You have mail. click Dear spider, 3...2...1... -
25 September 2008
click click click click click click click click click click click I'm here to deliver you three tons of dried flies...
26 September 2008
I think I'm losing my touch.
27 September 2008
GOOD Morning! YOU'RE up early. I haven't even made your breakfast. I think I'll skip it and go jogging. Oh, goody! Tomorrow's monday! pat pat pat This has got to be the worst nightmare I ever had.
28 September 2008
Do you remember my old girlfriend Ingrid? Nope. ...the one with the bulging biceps? Not at all. ...the cat hugger? Like it was yesterday.
29 September 2008
Remember my old girlfriend Jodell? You know...the psycho? You'll have to be more specific.
30 September 2008