SLAM! - I'm back from the gym! - Yeah, there's nothing like pumpin' iron! - You know, a dude like me can never be TOO ripped. - Just check out these guns! - - I'll be flexing in the foyer. Don't strain your imagination.
SLAM! - I'm back from Binky Burger! - I got a "Binky Buster" meal... - Odie, you got the "Officer Bo-Bo Munch-A-Bunch Box"... - And your usual is over there. Hey! - Captain Gorge's Treasure Chest They forgot my "Larder O'Tartar Sauce" again!
- Hey, birthday boy! Wha?... - We're the things you have to look forward to! - Yea! I'm a grey hair! And's I'm a wrinkle! - And don't forget me! What are you? - I'm a liver spot! But I can't SEE you. - Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late!
XAN's Cafe Caffeine - SIP GULP - Woo! Ahhhhhh - WOW, they make strong coffee here. Just how I like it. - SIP CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG - - I think I'll go home and read the encyclopedias. And I'll mow the lawn with my teeth.
- Liz and I went shopping at the mall today. - They opened a new pet buotique. - You wouldn't believe some of the stuff they sell there. - Oh, no...you wouldn't. - You didn't. - I'll give you a dollar to eat his credit cards. Tuff Kitty
Chez Gorge - - buzz buzz GAAAHH! - buzz buzz Something's in my shirt! - buzz buzz buzz GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! - buzz buzz buzz - The pager went off. buzz buzz Um...table for two? And a bag for my head.
Sigh... - I miss high school. - Did I ever tell you I was on the pep squad? - Our team was "The Fighting Cows." I led cheers all the games. - I bet my old uniform still fits! - Jon? Are you home? - GIMME A "C"!! Always phone first.
I remember my aunt Orleen carried a REALLY big purse around all the time. - Her right biceps was as big as her thigh. - She was a sight in a strapless evening gown. And thank you in advance for my new nightmare.
Jon, thanks for serenading me at work with your banjo. You're welcome, Liz. - Please don't do that again though, okay? Why not? - The chihuahua I was examining went into shock. They always look that way.
Oooooh Ahhhhh Urf - Boy, did we eat a lot. Did we ever. Urf - I'd nominate this the best Christmas ever. Second the motion. Urf - All in favor... - BURRRRRP - Motion carried. Meeting adjourned. Urf - Z Z Z