SLAM! I'm back from the gym! Yeah, there's nothing like pumpin' iron! You know, a dude like me can never be TOO ripped. Just check out these guns! I'll be flexing in the foyer. Don't strain your imagination.
Hey, birthday boy! Wha?... We're the things you have to look forward to! Yea! I'm a grey hair! And's I'm a wrinkle! And don't forget me! What are you? I'm a liver spot! But I can't SEE you. Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late!
XAN's Cafe Caffeine SIP GULP Woo! Ahhhhhh WOW, they make strong coffee here. Just how I like it. SIP CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG I think I'll go home and read the encyclopedias. And I'll mow the lawn with my teeth.
I was just thinking... Oh, about your pitful existence? And how, with your limited mental assets, only hopelessness and despair await you for eternity? ...and there's nothing you can do about it?! I was just thinking about gettinga glass of water!
Liz and I went shopping at the mall today. They opened a new pet buotique. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff they sell there. Oh, no...you wouldn't. You didn't. I'll give you a dollar to eat his credit cards. Tuff Kitty
Sigh... I miss high school. Did I ever tell you I was on the pep squad? Our team was "The Fighting Cows." I led cheers all the games. I bet my old uniform still fits! Jon? Are you home? GIMME A "C"!! Always phone first.
I remember my aunt Orleen carried a REALLY big purse around all the time. Her right biceps was as big as her thigh. She was a sight in a strapless evening gown. And thank you in advance for my new nightmare.
Ohhh I'm foamin' at the mouth over youuuu... You're the vet who's my sweetie, oh so truuuuue... In-oculate me with your love, oh please doooo... 'cuz I'm foamin' at the mouth over you. Like it? Uhhhh... All the patients are outside eatinggrass.
Are we ready to order? Could I have just a few more minutes? GURRRGLE Just a minute more? GROWWWL Jon, you go first. Steakmediumrare, bakedpotato, sourcreamandchives, and thesteamedsparagus. Ummmmm... More bread? urrrgle BREAD!YES!!