1 January 2009
Your boyfriend called again. - He sais he misses you madly, like a loon, and that dinner tonight cn't come too soon. - He said that? Actually, he sang it, but it wasn't in my key.
2 January 2009
Liz, I love how well you and Garfield get along. - It's almost like you and I are proud parents! - Of a very fat, striped, orange child. Baby hungry.
3 January 2009
- - - - tap tap tap - GAAAH!
4 January 2009
Hello. - Goodbye. - Avoiding the stuff in between is the key to a good relationship.
5 January 2009
- - I'm so cool my *shades* are wearing shades! Oh, please!
6 January 2009
Am I wasting my life? - Yes. - I withdraw the question. You're talking to a cat.
7 January 2009
I'm elected to the bad habits hall of fame! - CRUMPLE CRUMPLE -
8 January 2009
- You miss out on all sorts of things. - Noooow you're getting it.
9 January 2009
Z - *YAWN* - I wish he'd warn me before stands up.
10 January 2009
Yawn - Good night, Garfield. - Good night, Pooky. - 'night, Odie. - - What are you doing? - Tucking in the leftovers?
11 January 2009
- Morning. Morning. - And no, I'm *not* turning up the heat!
12 January 2009
- - There should be warnings for icy sidewalks!
13 January 2009
14 January 2009
Boy, I could live here... - A TV over there and I'm all set! - Garfield, unlock the door! If you're not the cable guy, go away! Pizza Delivery
15 January 2009
What are you going to order, Jon? - Food. - I always order food in a restaurant. Maybe I'll have the same.
16 January 2009
Beware Of Missing Dog - Beware Of Missing Dog - Beware Of Missing Dog Waaait a minute.
17 January 2009
Hey! - That girl you sit on the fence with ate my buddy, Dave! Arlene? - Never again will I thrill to him playing those traditional mouse folk rumbas on his tiny accordion! Sob! I'll speak to her about it. - - Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. -
18 January 2009
Professor Odie will now explain wy dogs eat kids' homework. - - Where's your speech? Burp.
19 January 2009
I'm taking Odie for a walk. All right. - tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy - Then I'm bringing him back. Oh.
20 January 2009
Why is Odie holding this big rock? - TONK - That's why.
21 January 2009
All of my decisions are wrong. - So I've decided to *stop* making decisions! - Good decision.
22 January 2009
DING! - Are the cookies done?! My underwear is dry! - What a waste of a perfectly good "ding".
23 January 2009
...and then I hacked up a hairball! - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! - That's how all my stories end.
24 January 2009
- - - rrrrrrrrr - BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - -
25 January 2009
Beware of Dog - Beware of Dog - Beware of Dog
26 January 2009
- - I don't like to interrupt Odie when he's deep in lack of thought.
27 January 2009
I just got a haircut. I see. - - Thank you for not laughing. It ain't easy.
28 January 2009
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - RIIIIING - rrrrrrr
29 January 2009
- - Tell me, doctor, is there a cure for dogs?
30 January 2009
Is that a cat hair or a dog hair in my food? - Dog hair, definitely. - My hear wouldn't be caught dead in your cooking.
31 January 2009