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Garfield

1 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Your boyfriend called again. He sais he misses you madly, like a loon, and that dinner tonight cn't come too soon. He said that? Actually, he sang it, but it wasn't in my key.

2 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Liz, I love how well you and Garfield get along. It's almost like you and I are proud parents! Of a very fat, striped, orange child. Baby hungry.

3 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

tap tap tap GAAAH!

4 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Hello. Goodbye. Avoiding the stuff in between is the key to a good relationship.

5 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

I'm so cool my *shades* are wearing shades! Oh, please!

6 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Am I wasting my life? Yes. I withdraw the question. You're talking to a cat.

7 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

I'm elected to the bad habits hall of fame! CRUMPLE CRUMPLE -

8 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

You miss out on all sorts of things. Noooow you're getting it.

9 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Z *YAWN* I wish he'd warn me before stands up.

10 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Yawn Good night, Garfield. Good night, Pooky. 'night, Odie. What are you doing? Tucking in the leftovers?

11 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Morning. Morning. And no, I'm *not* turning up the heat!

12 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

There should be warnings for icy sidewalks!

13 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

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14 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Boy, I could live here... A TV over there and I'm all set! Garfield, unlock the door! If you're not the cable guy, go away! Pizza Delivery

15 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

What are you going to order, Jon? Food. I always order food in a restaurant. Maybe I'll have the same.

16 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Missing Dog Beware Of Missing Dog Beware Of Missing Dog Waaait a minute.

17 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Hey! That girl you sit on the fence with ate my buddy, Dave! Arlene? Never again will I thrill to him playing those traditional mouse folk rumbas on his tiny accordion! Sob! I'll speak to her about it. Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. -Thanks for eating Dave. Hi

18 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Professor Odie will now explain wy dogs eat kids' homework. Where's your speech? Burp.

19 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

I'm taking Odie for a walk. All right. tappy tappy tappy tappy tappy Then I'm bringing him back. Oh.

20 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Why is Odie holding this big rock? TONK That's why.

21 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

All of my decisions are wrong. So I've decided to *stop* making decisions! Good decision.

22 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

DING! Are the cookies done?! My underwear is dry! What a waste of a perfectly good "ding".

23 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

...and then I hacked up a hairball! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That's how all my stories end.

24 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

rrrrrrrrr BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK -

25 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Dog Beware of Dog Beware of Dog

26 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

I don't like to interrupt Odie when he's deep in lack of thought.

27 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

I just got a haircut. I see. Thank you for not laughing. It ain't easy.

28 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff RIIIIING rrrrrrr

29 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Tell me, doctor, is there a cure for dogs?

30 January 2009
 


 
Garfield

Is that a cat hair or a dog hair in my food? Dog hair, definitely. My hear wouldn't be caught dead in your cooking.

31 January 2009
 




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