B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl! B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl! You are watching the Flipping-Your-Lip network. Is it possible there are too many channels?1 October 2009 |
 Guess what I bought at the hardware store... A DRYWALL PATCH! Now I just need a hole! How about the gaping one in your head?2 October 2009 |
 I'm bored. But not too bored. What are you doing? Striving for perfection.3 October 2009 |
 Garfield's toy mouse. I love how the little eyes pop out. squeek squeek squeek squeek Hi, Garfield. squeek squeek squeek Hi. squee My little brave man. Whoa...toys have it rough!4 October 2009 |
 What a day it's been! I'm theorizing here.5 October 2009 |
 I'll split that with you. WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! Oh, come on...THAT was funny.6 October 2009 |
 BURP! You have a lot of bad habits. true... But, you know, I still feel like I could have more.7 October 2009 |
 Beware Of Cruel Dog Cruel? Guess Your Weight And Age8 October 2009 |
 Stop slobbering or learn to swim.9 October 2009 |
 Colonel, look! An UFO has landed on the parade ground! Egad, corporal, this is historic! Man meets aliens! What a moment! What are they doing now? Emptying their septic tank, sir. "Saucer trash"10 October 2009 |
 Sigh... I miss high school. Did I ever tell you I was on the pep squad? Our team was "The Fighting Cows." I led cheers all the games. I bet my old uniform still fits! Jon? Are you home? GIMME A "C"!! Always phone first.11 October 2009 |
 Look, Liz forgot her purse. Touch it. Are you kidding? It might go off!12 October 2009 |
 I called Liz. She said she'd pick up her purse in the morning. Looks like it's spending the night here. Don't we have a lead-lined box or something?13 October 2009 |
 Liz's purse smells like her. I wonder what my wallet smells like. A sweaty black pocket. And scientific curiosity is sated once again, ladies and gentlemen!14 October 2009 |
 Having a purse in the house completely disrupts the swinging bachelor vibe around here. What? Say that again for my webcam, and I'll make you famous.15 October 2009 |
 DING DONG That'll be Liz to pick up her purse. Thanks, Jon...I've gotta run to work. kiss* FEEL FREE TO LEAVE IT MORE OFTEN! Close, the door, you're letting the mush in!16 October 2009 |
 I remember my aunt Orleen carried a REALLY big purse around all the time. Her right biceps was as big as her thigh. She was a sight in a strapless evening gown. And thank you in advance for my new nightmare.17 October 2009 |
 BARK BARK BARK BARK RRRRRR RRRRRRR -18 October 2009 |
 I must claw something! Whew! I feel much better. Have you seen my new curtains? Define "new".19 October 2009 |
 I must admit there's one thing about Odie... He makes me fell fun to be around.20 October 2009 |
 Nobody would dare to push you around, Garfield. You got that right, pal. They might pull a muscle. Hey!21 October 2009 |
 I can't go out tonight, Liz...I have a terrible cold. Don't worry, though. Garfield's taking good care of me... As in NOT! Can't you breathe in the other direction?22 October 2009 |
 Today I volunteered to help clean up the city park! It felt so good to be giving BACK to the community! And he got to swing on the swings. And I got to swing on the swings!23 October 2009 |
 I'm surprised you haven't caught my cold yet. Are you listening to me? Pardon?24 October 2009 |
 SLAMP! Want to hear about my date with Liz? Do I have a choice? We were in the car, staring into each other's eyes... I reached out to turn on the car radio, but pushed the lighter instead... Then it popped out into my lap, I screamedand jumped, my head w25 October 2009 |
 Now, nobody panic! We're all safe in here! There's no way a big, stupid, bloodthirsty monster like that can figure out a locked door! DING-DONG I'll get it! I wonder who that could be?26 October 2009 |
 Men, I think the creature is hiding up in that ventilator shaft. Somebody's got to crawl up there and check it out... You! Private What's-Your-Name! Private Monster Chow.27 October 2009 |
 Did you bring me a brain, Igor? An *evil* brain? Yes, master... It's from an INSURANCE SALESMAN! Okay, Igor, now you're scaring ME. SOMEone's bucking for "Employee Of The Month".28 October 2009 |
 Dolores, in case that monster tries to eat us... Yes, Dirk? Well...I just wanted to say... Yes, my darling?... I'VE ALWAYS FOUND YOU VERY TASTY!! I think they can cancel the caterer.29 October 2009 |
 We now return to "Dracula Meets The Chicago Bears". LOOK AT ZA SIZE OF ZOSE NECKS! IT'S A MOTHER LODE!! You rarely hear a vampire squeal like a schoolgirl.30 October 2009 |
 I just spent a WEEK watching bad horror movies. Seven whole days, utterly, totally, completely wasted. What's with the triumphant pose? If I told you,I'd just be bragging.31 October 2009 |
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