B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl! B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl B-bl! You are watching the Flipping-Your-Lip network. Is it possible there are too many channels?
1 October 2009
Guess what I bought at the hardware store... A DRYWALL PATCH! Now I just need a hole! How about the gaping one in your head?
2 October 2009
I'm bored. But not too bored. What are you doing? Striving for perfection.
3 October 2009
Garfield's toy mouse. I love how the little eyes pop out. squeek squeek squeek squeek Hi, Garfield. squeek squeek squeek Hi. squee My little brave man. Whoa...toys have it rough!
4 October 2009
What a day it's been! I'm theorizing here.
5 October 2009
I'll split that with you. WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! Oh, come on...THAT was funny.
6 October 2009
BURP! You have a lot of bad habits. true... But, you know, I still feel like I could have more.
7 October 2009
Beware Of Cruel Dog Cruel? Guess Your Weight And Age
8 October 2009
Stop slobbering or learn to swim.
9 October 2009
Colonel, look! An UFO has landed on the parade ground! Egad, corporal, this is historic! Man meets aliens! What a moment! What are they doing now? Emptying their septic tank, sir. "Saucer trash"
10 October 2009
Sigh... I miss high school. Did I ever tell you I was on the pep squad? Our team was "The Fighting Cows." I led cheers all the games. I bet my old uniform still fits! Jon? Are you home? GIMME A "C"!! Always phone first.
11 October 2009
Look, Liz forgot her purse. Touch it. Are you kidding? It might go off!
12 October 2009
I called Liz. She said she'd pick up her purse in the morning. Looks like it's spending the night here. Don't we have a lead-lined box or something?
13 October 2009
Liz's purse smells like her. I wonder what my wallet smells like. A sweaty black pocket. And scientific curiosity is sated once again, ladies and gentlemen!
14 October 2009
Having a purse in the house completely disrupts the swinging bachelor vibe around here. What? Say that again for my webcam, and I'll make you famous.
15 October 2009
DING DONG That'll be Liz to pick up her purse. Thanks, Jon...I've gotta run to work. kiss* FEEL FREE TO LEAVE IT MORE OFTEN! Close, the door, you're letting the mush in!
16 October 2009
I remember my aunt Orleen carried a REALLY big purse around all the time. Her right biceps was as big as her thigh. She was a sight in a strapless evening gown. And thank you in advance for my new nightmare.
17 October 2009
BARK BARK BARK BARK RRRRRR RRRRRRR -
18 October 2009
I must claw something! Whew! I feel much better. Have you seen my new curtains? Define "new".
19 October 2009
I must admit there's one thing about Odie... He makes me fell fun to be around.
20 October 2009
Nobody would dare to push you around, Garfield. You got that right, pal. They might pull a muscle. Hey!
21 October 2009
I can't go out tonight, Liz...I have a terrible cold. Don't worry, though. Garfield's taking good care of me... As in NOT! Can't you breathe in the other direction?
22 October 2009
Today I volunteered to help clean up the city park! It felt so good to be giving BACK to the community! And he got to swing on the swings. And I got to swing on the swings!
23 October 2009
I'm surprised you haven't caught my cold yet. Are you listening to me? Pardon?
24 October 2009
25 October 2009
Now, nobody panic! We're all safe in here! There's no way a big, stupid, bloodthirsty monster like that can figure out a locked door! DING-DONG I'll get it! I wonder who that could be?
26 October 2009
Men, I think the creature is hiding up in that ventilator shaft. Somebody's got to crawl up there and check it out... You! Private What's-Your-Name! Private Monster Chow.
27 October 2009
Did you bring me a brain, Igor? An *evil* brain? Yes, master... It's from an INSURANCE SALESMAN! Okay, Igor, now you're scaring ME. SOMEone's bucking for "Employee Of The Month".
28 October 2009
Dolores, in case that monster tries to eat us... Yes, Dirk? Well...I just wanted to say... Yes, my darling?... I'VE ALWAYS FOUND YOU VERY TASTY!! I think they can cancel the caterer.
29 October 2009
We now return to "Dracula Meets The Chicago Bears". LOOK AT ZA SIZE OF ZOSE NECKS! IT'S A MOTHER LODE!! You rarely hear a vampire squeal like a schoolgirl.
30 October 2009
I just spent a WEEK watching bad horror movies. Seven whole days, utterly, totally, completely wasted. What's with the triumphant pose? If I told you,I'd just be bragging.
31 October 2009