- - Could you zip me up? - ZIP - The nest is a nice touch. Thank you. - Isn't he the cutest thi- - HEY! Heeeere, birdy, birdy, birdy...
1 November 2009
It's a small world. - - Because you've eaten a large portion of it. For dessert, I'd like some baked alaska!
2 November 2009
No matter how little I do... - - ...I always feel I could do less.
3 November 2009
- - It's a small world. Have you considered venturing beyond the kitchen?
4 November 2009
Look, Grafield! A rubber mouse! - Have fun! - Was he talking to me or you?
5 November 2009
- - Where's my glass of milk? GARFIELD!
6 November 2009
You know, Odie... - You should do something about your condition... - OR AT THE VERY LEAST, HIRE A LIFEGUARD!
7 November 2009
Cafe Caffeine - SIP - zzzz PUNG zzzz - FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP - A-HUH A-HUH A-HUH A-HUH - BWEEEEEEEE - grind grind grind gring grind grind grind I'll have what HE'S having.
8 November 2009
How's life been treating you, Hon? I have a girlfriend now, Irma! - - I think she needs a shave, Hon. I wouldn't talk with those legs, HON!
9 November 2009
Dr. Wilson... Yes? - Your boyfriend's in the waiting room with a banjo. - Oh, no. Shall I get the tranquilizer gun?
10 November 2009
Ohhh I'm foamin' at the mouth over youuuu... You're the vet who's my sweetie, oh so truuuuue... - In-oculate me with your love, oh please doooo... 'cuz I'm foamin' at the mouth over you. - Like it? Uhhhh... All the patients are outside eating
11 November 2009
You should have seen Liz's face when I played her my song. - It looked like this. - I love that face. You see it enough.
12 November 2009
Jon, thanks for serenading me at work with your banjo. You're welcome, Liz. - Please don't do that again though, okay? Why not? - The chihuahua I was examining went into shock. They always look that way.
13 November 2009
There are things I never realized about being a boyfriend. - I have awesome responsibilities now... - I hate to shave on WEEKENDS! No one ever said love was easy.
14 November 2009
- Are you really going to EAT that? - Do you know how many CALORIES are in that donut? - ...and how much FAT? - ...and how much SUGAR? - - I'll split it with you. The donut or the guilt?
15 November 2009
About here,it's easy to spot a change in the seasons. - FWUMP! - Cartoon weather isn't very subtle.
16 November 2009
Doing good deeds will give you a warm feeling. - - A sweater works, too.
17 November 2009
I love.. - TUNA! - Jon and I know each other so well we can finish each other's sentences.
18 November 2009
Liz, how about dinner tonight? - I know a place with a great b-u-f-f-e-t. - Make it a table for t-h-r-e-e.
19 November 2009
You wouldn't hit a fly with CONTACTS, would you? - SMACK - Nobody move!!
20 November 2009
101 Cruel Things TO Do - - CLONK! OW! Number 102.
21 November 2009
- Hey, DIRTBAG! - Yeah, YOU King Ugly! You're so ugly, you make onions cry! - You're so ugly, you have to trick.or.treat by phone! - And by the way, Stupidville called...they need you for the town statue! - WHACK! - Open mic night is getting
22 November 2009
Guess wht I barbecued! - - Because I've forgotten. THIS is why god made catsup.
23 November 2009
Garfield! Dinner! - - THIS dinner! Hang on! I'm getting to it!
24 November 2009
Beware Of Dog - Woof! - It's a tough week to be a turkey.
25 November 2009
I made something special for us this year... - Something with NO bones... - Turkey pizza! I'll carve!
26 November 2009
This is MY world! - - Catering by Jon.
27 November 2009
Know what we haven't done lately? - Scarf down pastries like a couple of root hogs! - Let's go down to the donut shop and rock their world! I love this dream.
28 November 2009
Are we ready to order? - Could I have just a few more minutes? - GURRRGLE - Just a minute more? - GROWWWL - Jon, you go first. Steakmediumrare, bakedpotato, sourcreamandchives, and thesteamedsparagus. - Ummmmm... More bread? urrrgle BREAD!
29 November 2009
- Christmas will be here soon. -
30 November 2009