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Garfield

Could you zip me up? ZIP The nest is a nice touch. Thank you. Isn't he the cutest thi HEY! Heeeere, birdy, birdy, birdy...

1 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

It's a small world. Because you've eaten a large portion of it. For dessert, I'd like some baked alaska!

2 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

No matter how little I do... ...I always feel I could do less.

3 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

It's a small world. Have you considered venturing beyond the kitchen?

4 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Look, Grafield! A rubber mouse! Have fun! Was he talking to me or you?

5 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Where's my glass of milk? GARFIELD!

6 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

You know, Odie... You should do something about your condition... OR AT THE VERY LEAST, HIRE A LIFEGUARD!

7 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Cafe Caffeine SIP zzzz PUNG zzzz FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP A-HUH A-HUH A-HUH A-HUH BWEEEEEEEE grind grind grind gring grind grind grind I'll have what HE'S having.

8 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

How's life been treating you, Hon? I have a girlfriend now, Irma! I think she needs a shave, Hon. I wouldn't talk with those legs, HON!

9 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Dr. Wilson... Yes? Your boyfriend's in the waiting room with a banjo. Oh, no. Shall I get the tranquilizer gun?

10 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Ohhh I'm foamin' at the mouth over youuuu... You're the vet who's my sweetie, oh so truuuuue... In-oculate me with your love, oh please doooo... 'cuz I'm foamin' at the mouth over you. Like it? Uhhhh... All the patients are outside eatinggrass.

11 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

You should have seen Liz's face when I played her my song. It looked like this. I love that face. You see it enough.

12 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Jon, thanks for serenading me at work with your banjo. You're welcome, Liz. Please don't do that again though, okay? Why not? The chihuahua I was examining went into shock. They always look that way.

13 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

There are things I never realized about being a boyfriend. I have awesome responsibilities now... I hate to shave on WEEKENDS! No one ever said love was easy.

14 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Are you really going to EAT that? Do you know how many CALORIES are in that donut? ...and how much FAT? ...and how much SUGAR? I'll split it with you. The donut or the guilt?

15 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

About here,it's easy to spot a change in the seasons. FWUMP! Cartoon weather isn't very subtle.

16 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Doing good deeds will give you a warm feeling. A sweater works, too.

17 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

I love.. TUNA! Jon and I know each other so well we can finish each other's sentences.

18 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Liz, how about dinner tonight? I know a place with a great b-u-f-f-e-t. Make it a table for t-h-r-e-e.

19 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

You wouldn't hit a fly with CONTACTS, would you? SMACK Nobody move!!

20 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

101 Cruel Things TO Do CLONK! OW! Number 102.

21 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Hey, DIRTBAG! Yeah, YOU King Ugly! You're so ugly, you make onions cry! You're so ugly, you have to trick.or.treat by phone! And by the way, Stupidville called...they need you for the town statue! WHACK! Open mic night is gettingout of hand. tap tap tap

22 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Guess wht I barbecued! Because I've forgotten. THIS is why god made catsup.

23 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner! THIS dinner! Hang on! I'm getting to it!

24 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Dog Woof! It's a tough week to be a turkey.

25 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

I made something special for us this year... Something with NO bones... Turkey pizza! I'll carve!

26 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

This is MY world! Catering by Jon.

27 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Know what we haven't done lately? Scarf down pastries like a couple of root hogs! Let's go down to the donut shop and rock their world! I love this dream.

28 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Are we ready to order? Could I have just a few more minutes? GURRRGLE Just a minute more? GROWWWL Jon, you go first. Steakmediumrare, bakedpotato, sourcreamandchives, and thesteamedsparagus. Ummmmm... More bread? urrrgle BREAD!YES!!

29 November 2009
 


 
Garfield

Christmas will be here soon. -

30 November 2009
 




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