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Garfield

Santa knows when you've been good. And he knows when you've been rolling araound in stuff. ROWR ROWR ROWRRRR

1 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Go. Buy presents. Buy muchos presents. You've really got the Christmas spirit, Garfield.

2 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

You haven't been very good this year, you know. What are you asking Santa for? Leniency.

3 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Jon's right. I haven't been very good this year. Maybe I'd better start. Ow.

4 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

I remember christmases back on the farm... Uh-oh. The family all making corn cob ornaments together... Here we come. Doc Boy hot gluing sequins to my forehead... And there we go.

5 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

slurrrp Z Isn't your Christmas list to Santa sent YET?! It's a big file.

6 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Hi, there! I'd like the cheapest tree you've got! This is an air freshener! Cash or charge, Diamond Jim?

7 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

The tree's still crooked.

8 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Don't blow a fuse...don't blow a fuse...don't blow a fuse... plug HA! The toaster is riverdancing.

9 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, are you climbing the Christmas tree? Yes and no. -

10 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

You're hard to shop for, Liz. I STILL haven't bought your gift. Really? I got yours two months ago. nnnnnnngh! Oh, cheer up. Have somer loser nog.

11 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Liz, I'm stuck on your gift. I need a hint. Oh, Jon, you don't have to get me anything. She's REALLY not playing fair. Love is such a fun spectator sport.

12 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! I went to a girly boutique today to find Liz's gift. They had fancy soaps, skin creams, and perfumes. Then this batty old woman wearing ten pounds of makeup runs at me with an atomizer! I tried to run, but I tripped over abasket of luffas, crashed t

13 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

"Merry Christmas, from your insurance company". They always remember. "P.S. and don't wear a necktie near the blender". They remembered that, too.

14 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

This online shopping is great! All you do is press akey, and... Oops. click I just bought 3,200 pecan logs. How'd you know what I wanted?!

15 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Garfield -

16 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Is that the Johnny Mathis Christmas album? I'll take care of this. Turn it up!

17 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Need a stamp for your letter to Santa? Nope. I already E-mailed him my list. The server crashed, sir! Gee, let me guess.

18 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Mrs. Feeny wished me a merry Christmas today! She's up to something, isn't she? Beneath that chintz housecoat beats a heart of pure evil.

19 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE DINGLE DINGLE -

20 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Hi, grandma! Are you enjoying an old-fashioned Christmas? Sure, I'll hold on. She's landing her hang glider in Belize. DING! The figgy pudding's ready!

21 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas, dad! Yes, I winterized my lawn mower... good talking to you, too! Dads keep it short and sweet.

22 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas, mom! How is everyone? Oh...that's too bad. The rooster has strep throat. Chicken soup is good for that.

23 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Liz is coming over for Christmas! Does the house look okay? Jon, it's Liz. Better clean. Like your life depended on it.

24 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

A new stethoscope! Oh, Jon! It's engraved. "From my heart, to your ears. Love, Jon." I gotta give him this one.

25 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Go away!

26 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

Oooooh Ahhhhh Urf Boy, did we eat a lot. Did we ever. Urf I'd nominate this the best Christmas ever. Second the motion. Urf All in favor... BURRRRRP Motion carried. Meeting adjourned. Urf Z Z Z

27 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

*sigh* Christmas always ends so soon... COME BACK, CHRISTMAS! ...AND CAN YOU PICK UP SOME EGGNOG ON THE WAY?!

28 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

So what did you get the missus this year? A cheese grater. That's the look SHE gave me! Mouse, cat, man...we're all in the same boat, pal.

29 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

No doggy greeting! Hey! Where was my doggy greeting?

30 December 2009
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if anything is going on. Like a party I haven't been invited to.

31 December 2009
 




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