Santa knows when you've been good. - And he knows when you've been rolling araound in stuff. - ROWR ROWR ROWRRRR
1 December 2009
Go. - Buy presents. - Buy muchos presents. - You've really got the Christmas spirit, Garfield.
2 December 2009
You haven't been very good this year, you know. - What are you asking Santa for? - Leniency.
3 December 2009
Jon's right. I haven't been very good this year. Maybe I'd better start. - - Ow.
4 December 2009
I remember christmases back on the farm... Uh-oh. - The family all making corn cob ornaments together... Here we come. - Doc Boy hot gluing sequins to my forehead... And there we go.
5 December 2009
- - slurrrp - - - Z - Isn't your Christmas list to Santa sent YET?! It's a big file.
6 December 2009
Hi, there! - I'd like the cheapest tree you've got! - This is an air freshener! Cash or charge, Diamond Jim?
7 December 2009
- - The tree's still crooked.
8 December 2009
Don't blow a fuse...don't blow a fuse...don't blow a fuse... - plug - HA! The toaster is riverdancing.
9 December 2009
Garfield, are you climbing the Christmas tree? - Yes and no. -
10 December 2009
You're hard to shop for, Liz. I STILL haven't bought your gift. - Really? I got yours two months ago. - nnnnnnngh! Oh, cheer up. Have somer loser nog.
11 December 2009
Liz, I'm stuck on your gift. I need a hint. - Oh, Jon, you don't have to get me anything. - She's REALLY not playing fair. Love is such a fun spectator sport.
12 December 2009
SLAM! - I went to a girly boutique today to find Liz's gift. - They had fancy soaps, skin creams, and perfumes. - Then this batty old woman wearing ten pounds of makeup runs at me with an atomizer! - I tried to run, but I tripped over a
13 December 2009
"Merry Christmas, from your insurance company". - They always remember. - "P.S. and don't wear a necktie near the blender". They remembered that, too.
14 December 2009
This online shopping is great! All you do is press akey, and... - Oops. click - I just bought 3,200 pecan logs. How'd you know what I wanted?!
15 December 2009
Garfield - -
16 December 2009
Is that the Johnny Mathis Christmas album? - I'll take care of this. - Turn it up!
17 December 2009
Need a stamp for your letter to Santa? Nope. - I already E-mailed him my list. - The server crashed, sir! Gee, let me guess.
18 December 2009
Mrs. Feeny wished me a merry Christmas today! - - She's up to something, isn't she? Beneath that chintz housecoat beats a heart of pure evil.
19 December 2009
- SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE- DINGLE DINGLE -
20 December 2009
Hi, grandma! Are you enjoying an old-fashioned Christmas? - Sure, I'll hold on. - She's landing her hang glider in Belize. DING! The figgy pudding's ready!
21 December 2009
Merry Christmas, dad! - Yes, I winterized my lawn mower... - good talking to you, too! Dads keep it short and sweet.
22 December 2009
Merry Christmas, mom! How is everyone? - Oh...that's too bad. - The rooster has strep throat. Chicken soup is good for that.
23 December 2009
Liz is coming over for Christmas! - Does the house look okay? Jon, it's Liz. - Better clean. Like your life depended on it.
24 December 2009
A new stethoscope! Oh, Jon! It's engraved. - "From my heart, to your ears. Love, Jon." - I gotta give him this one.
25 December 2009
- - Go away!
26 December 2009
Oooooh Ahhhhh Urf - Boy, did we eat a lot. Did we ever. Urf - I'd nominate this the best Christmas ever. Second the motion. Urf - All in favor... - BURRRRRP - Motion carried. Meeting adjourned. Urf - Z Z Z
27 December 2009
*sigh* Christmas always ends so soon... - COME BACK, CHRISTMAS! - ...AND CAN YOU PICK UP SOME EGGNOG ON THE WAY?!
28 December 2009
So what did you get the missus this year? - A cheese grater. - That's the look SHE gave me! Mouse, cat, man...we're all in the same boat, pal.
29 December 2009
No doggy greeting! - - Hey! Where was my doggy greeting?
30 December 2009
I wonder if anything is going on. - - Like a party I haven't been invited to.
31 December 2009