I'm going to be late for an appointment! Really late! Really, really, *really* late!! Just go!
1 February 2009
Here. GARFIELD! I'm on it! Do your own laundry!
2 February 2009
And then it occured to me why I was limping all day... I was only wearing ONE SHOE! Why isn't he a tourist attraction?
3 February 2009
I stepped on gum. -
4 February 2009
It says here, "Hot Dog Hank" was accosted and robbed in broad daylight today... What's this world coming to? The thief got away with everything in his cart. Tragic. Burp. Do you smell sauerkraut?
5 February 2009
What do you think of a collar with a little bell on it? Sure! That way I'll know where you are.
6 February 2009
Oh, great... This is gonna be all about *you* again, isn't it?
7 February 2009
donk Hail! Rain! Snow! Marshmallows? Ice cream cones! Hamburgers! Donuts! That dream ended better than it started.
8 February 2009
Reservation for two... Name's Arbuckle. Ah, yes...we have a special table, just for you... They know me here. Right under a fire sprinkler.
9 February 2009
OH, NO! NOT AGAIN!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!! Say...I recognize that voice... Armando! How are you? Welcome back, Senor Arbuckle.
10 February 2009
Every time we come here, we have you as a waiter, Armando. How is that? What a short straw. I am, as you say, cursed.
11 February 2009
Sir, before we begin, I have just one request. Shoot. Please don't order anything on fire. I *bought* you a new suit, didn't I?! Yes, but I still have the dreams. Oh, look! Popcorn shrimp!
12 February 2009
Armando, my fork is dirty. My apologies, Sir. I shall plunge it into my heart and get you a clean one. Boy, you've gotta admire that dedication. And that sarcasm.
13 February 2009
Did you leave Armando a nice tip? Of course. See? He's waving! With his fist? Right on, Armando!
14 February 2009
SLAM! I'm back from the gym! Yeah, there's nothing like pumpin' iron! You know, a dude like me can never be TOO ripped. Just check out these guns! I'll be flexing in the foyer. Don't strain your imagination.
15 February 2009
RIIING RIIING RIIING It can't be *that* important.
16 February 2009
RIIING Hello? -
17 February 2009
Dum dee dum dummm... Dum dee deee... LAH-LA LAAAH LAAAAH-LAH-L Oh, hi. Got a little too into the 'hold' song.
18 February 2009
bzzzzzzzz Is that buzzing necessary? Not really. Good. Then don't! clang! clang! clang!
19 February 2009
They'll get done quicker if you don't stare. Cookie theories are made to be tested.
20 February 2009
I'm leaving you guys to start my own cat! rrrrrrrrrr They didn't tell us about this in business school...
21 February 2009
Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Beware of Giant Squirrel Beware of Giant Squirrel
22 February 2009
Ice cream truck.
23 February 2009
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM How quaint.
24 February 2009
HA! SPRINKLES AREN'T SO GREAT! You just keep telling yourself that.
25 February 2009
Want a lick? It's tuna ripple.
26 February 2009
Ambition! That's what I need! Sounds hard though, doesn't it? Welcome to *my* world, Kemo Sabe.
27 February 2009
SLAP! Why did you do that?! A conversation starter?
28 February 2009