- I'm going to be late for an appointment! - - Really late! - - - Really, really, *really* late!! Just go!
1 February 2009
Here. - GARFIELD! I'm on it! - Do your own laundry!
2 February 2009
And then it occured to me why I was limping all day... - I was only wearing ONE SHOE! - Why isn't he a tourist attraction?
3 February 2009
- I stepped on gum. -
4 February 2009
It says here, "Hot Dog Hank" was accosted and robbed in broad daylight today... What's this world coming to? - The thief got away with everything in his cart. Tragic. - Burp. Do you smell sauerkraut?
5 February 2009
What do you think of a collar with a little bell on it? - Sure! - That way I'll know where you are.
6 February 2009
- Oh, great... - This is gonna be all about *you* again, isn't it?
7 February 2009
donk - Hail! - Rain! - Snow! - Marshmallows? - Ice cream cones! Hamburgers! Donuts! - That dream ended better than it started.
8 February 2009
Reservation for two... Name's Arbuckle. - Ah, yes...we have a special table, just for you... - They know me here. Right under a fire sprinkler.
9 February 2009
OH, NO! NOT AGAIN!!! - WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!! Say...I recognize that voice... - Armando! How are you? Welcome back, Senor Arbuckle.
10 February 2009
Every time we come here, we have you as a waiter, Armando. How is that? - - What a short straw. I am, as you say, cursed.
11 February 2009
Sir, before we begin, I have just one request. - Shoot. Please don't order anything on fire. - I *bought* you a new suit, didn't I?! Yes, but I still have the dreams. Oh, look! Popcorn shrimp!
12 February 2009
Armando, my fork is dirty. My apologies, Sir. - I shall plunge it into my heart and get you a clean one. - Boy, you've gotta admire that dedication. And that sarcasm.
13 February 2009
Did you leave Armando a nice tip? Of course. - See? He's waving! - With his fist? Right on, Armando!
14 February 2009
SLAM! - I'm back from the gym! - Yeah, there's nothing like pumpin' iron! - You know, a dude like me can never be TOO ripped. - Just check out these guns! - - I'll be flexing in the foyer. Don't strain your imagination.
15 February 2009
RIIING - RIIING - RIIING It can't be *that* important.
16 February 2009
RIIING - Hello? -
17 February 2009
Dum dee dum dummm... Dum dee deee... - LAH-LA LAAAH LAAAAH-LAH-L - Oh, hi. - Got a little too into the 'hold' song.
18 February 2009
bzzzzzzzz Is that buzzing necessary? - Not really. Good. Then don't! - clang! clang! clang!
19 February 2009
- They'll get done quicker if you don't stare. - Cookie theories are made to be tested.
20 February 2009
I'm leaving you guys to start my own cat! - rrrrrrrrrr They didn't tell us about this in business school...
21 February 2009
- Beware of Giant Squirrel - Beware of Giant Squirrel - Beware of Giant Squirrel - Beware of Giant Squirrel SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - Beware of Giant Squirrel - Beware of Giant Squirrel
22 February 2009
- - Ice cream truck.
23 February 2009
- ICE CREAM - ICE CREAM How quaint.
24 February 2009
HA! - - SPRINKLES AREN'T SO GREAT! You just keep telling yourself that.
25 February 2009
- Want a lick? - It's tuna ripple.
26 February 2009
Ambition! That's what I need! - - Sounds hard though, doesn't it? Welcome to *my* world, Kemo Sabe.
27 February 2009
- SLAP! - Why did you do that?! A conversation starter?
28 February 2009