- - - - - Make up your mind, Already! -
1 March 2009
Cats love to explore. - - Has the house always had a backyard?
2 March 2009
I wonder what Jon is doing. - Is this lint or dust? - WHY do I wonder?!
3 March 2009
This is a quasi-pleasant day. - Almost not bad. - Almost not bad at all... It's nice to see Jon get a handle on that rampant optimism of his.
4 March 2009
What are you so happy about? - You've done something awful to me, haven't you? - YAAAAAH! Just playing with your paranoia.
5 March 2009
I don't feel so good. - How's your diet? - Are you eating enough canaries?
6 March 2009
Quiet day. - Garfield! Let me in! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! - Darn. It's back.
7 March 2009
- Come to poppa... - - - DING DONG - EEEEEEEEEK!! - Snickerdoodle?
8 March 2009
At least *IVE* had a busy day. - And you think I haven't? - It's been nonstop nothing all day long, Pal!
9 March 2009
- Now *that's* lazy - Z
10 March 2009
- - Never jump rope under a ceiling fan. Consider it on my not-to-do list.
11 March 2009
Why the sad face, mister? - You've got it all! Good looks, personality... - BURP ...tuna breath.
12 March 2009
Arbuckle Residence, how may I direct your call? ...please hold... - - Jon, here. He makes the coffee, too.
13 March 2009
- I know, I know... - Those bakery surveillance cameras add ten pounds.
14 March 2009
Oh, no! - I washed my underwear with my new red sweater, and turned it all pink! - What am I gonna do? I can't wear pink underwear! - Waaait a minute...I know, I know, I'll buy a blue sweater... - ...wash it with the underwear... - And turn
15 March 2009
There was something I was planning to do today. - Oh, yeah. - This is it.
16 March 2009
Every day you seem to get a little lazier. - You got that right. - That's how I maintain my number one ranking, baby!
17 March 2009
Look for that tree! Slow down! - I think I'm going to be sick! - I haven't started the car yet. I'm warming up.
18 March 2009
You cannot put lasagna between two slices of pizza! - Because it's...uh... - Saaay... Welcome to my world.
19 March 2009
It isn't winter. - - It isn't summer, either. I need a bigger wardrobe.
20 March 2009
Garfield - Garfield - I have a feeling you're trying to tell me something. You are a genius.
21 March 2009
- Jon, what are these? Just fridge magnets. - Each one has the phone number of a different pizza delivery place. - There must be at least 200 of them here. 232, actually. - They're ranked top to bottom according to their black olive count,
22 March 2009
If I were the last mouse on earth, would you eat me? - Not a chance... - I'd force you to cook for me.
23 March 2009
The mice around here are getting pretty brazen. Nonsense. - You're just imagining it. - Are you hogging all the hot water again? GARFIELD!
24 March 2009
I thought chasing mice was what cats *did*... - But I guess I was mistaken! - And it takes a big man to admit he's wrong! pat pat Nooooot heeelping...
25 March 2009
I've switched to low-fat cheese. - - Just one more reason not to chase him.
26 March 2009
Hey! Quite down in there! - Sorry. - I knew this slumber party was a bad idea.
27 March 2009
- Next Mouse- Hold Please - Sigh.
28 March 2009
bip bip beep boop - You have *no* new messages. - And I know I'm only a cell phone, but I get lonely TOO, y'now... - So get some FRIENDS already why don't you, you sad excuse for a wireless customer... - ...before I permanently switch your
29 March 2009
Nobody's perfect. - Hey, Garfield. - Ah! A visual aid!
30 March 2009
There's our homecoming king and queen. - And that's me... - I was voted homecoming court jester. Snazzy green tights.
31 March 2009