Make up your mind, Already! -
1 March 2009
Cats love to explore. Has the house always had a backyard?
2 March 2009
I wonder what Jon is doing. Is this lint or dust? WHY do I wonder?!
3 March 2009
This is a quasi-pleasant day. Almost not bad. Almost not bad at all... It's nice to see Jon get a handle on that rampant optimism of his.
4 March 2009
What are you so happy about? You've done something awful to me, haven't you? YAAAAAH! Just playing with your paranoia.
5 March 2009
I don't feel so good. How's your diet? Are you eating enough canaries?
6 March 2009
Quiet day. Garfield! Let me in! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Darn. It's back.
7 March 2009
Come to poppa... DING DONG EEEEEEEEEK!! Snickerdoodle?
8 March 2009
At least *IVE* had a busy day. And you think I haven't? It's been nonstop nothing all day long, Pal!
9 March 2009
Now *that's* lazy Z
10 March 2009
Never jump rope under a ceiling fan. Consider it on my not-to-do list.
11 March 2009
Why the sad face, mister? You've got it all! Good looks, personality... BURP ...tuna breath.
12 March 2009
Arbuckle Residence, how may I direct your call? ...please hold... Jon, here. He makes the coffee, too.
13 March 2009
I know, I know... Those bakery surveillance cameras add ten pounds.
14 March 2009
Oh, no! I washed my underwear with my new red sweater, and turned it all pink! What am I gonna do? I can't wear pink underwear! Waaait a minute...I know, I know, I'll buy a blue sweater... ...wash it with the underwear... And turnit all *purple*! And his
15 March 2009
There was something I was planning to do today. Oh, yeah. This is it.
16 March 2009
Every day you seem to get a little lazier. You got that right. That's how I maintain my number one ranking, baby!
17 March 2009
Look for that tree! Slow down! I think I'm going to be sick! I haven't started the car yet. I'm warming up.
18 March 2009
You cannot put lasagna between two slices of pizza! Because it's...uh... Saaay... Welcome to my world.
19 March 2009
It isn't winter. It isn't summer, either. I need a bigger wardrobe.
20 March 2009
Garfield Garfield I have a feeling you're trying to tell me something. You are a genius.
21 March 2009
Jon, what are these? Just fridge magnets. Each one has the phone number of a different pizza delivery place. There must be at least 200 of them here. 232, actually. They're ranked top to bottom according to their black olive count,gooeyness of cheese, an
22 March 2009
If I were the last mouse on earth, would you eat me? Not a chance... I'd force you to cook for me.
23 March 2009
The mice around here are getting pretty brazen. Nonsense. You're just imagining it. Are you hogging all the hot water again? GARFIELD!
24 March 2009
I thought chasing mice was what cats *did*... But I guess I was mistaken! And it takes a big man to admit he's wrong! pat pat Nooooot heeelping...
25 March 2009
I've switched to low-fat cheese. Just one more reason not to chase him.
26 March 2009
Hey! Quite down in there! Sorry. I knew this slumber party was a bad idea.
27 March 2009
Next Mouse Hold Please Sigh.
28 March 2009
bip bip beep boop You have *no* new messages. And I know I'm only a cell phone, but I get lonely TOO, y'now... So get some FRIENDS already why don't you, you sad excuse for a wireless customer... ...before I permanently switch yourringtone to the sound of
29 March 2009
Nobody's perfect. Hey, Garfield. Ah! A visual aid!
30 March 2009
There's our homecoming king and queen. And that's me... I was voted homecoming court jester. Snazzy green tights.
31 March 2009