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Garfield

Make up your mind, Already! -

1 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Cats love to explore. Has the house always had a backyard?

2 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what Jon is doing. Is this lint or dust? WHY do I wonder?!

3 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

This is a quasi-pleasant day. Almost not bad. Almost not bad at all... It's nice to see Jon get a handle on that rampant optimism of his.

4 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

What are you so happy about? You've done something awful to me, haven't you? YAAAAAH! Just playing with your paranoia.

5 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

I don't feel so good. How's your diet? Are you eating enough canaries?

6 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Quiet day. Garfield! Let me in! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Darn. It's back.

7 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Come to poppa... DING DONG EEEEEEEEEK!! Snickerdoodle?

8 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

At least *IVE* had a busy day. And you think I haven't? It's been nonstop nothing all day long, Pal!

9 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Now *that's* lazy Z

10 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Never jump rope under a ceiling fan. Consider it on my not-to-do list.

11 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Why the sad face, mister? You've got it all! Good looks, personality... BURP ...tuna breath.

12 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Arbuckle Residence, how may I direct your call? ...please hold... Jon, here. He makes the coffee, too.

13 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

I know, I know... Those bakery surveillance cameras add ten pounds.

14 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! I washed my underwear with my new red sweater, and turned it all pink! What am I gonna do? I can't wear pink underwear! Waaait a minute...I know, I know, I'll buy a blue sweater... ...wash it with the underwear... And turnit all *purple*! And his

15 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

There was something I was planning to do today. Oh, yeah. This is it.

16 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Every day you seem to get a little lazier. You got that right. That's how I maintain my number one ranking, baby!

17 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Look for that tree! Slow down! I think I'm going to be sick! I haven't started the car yet. I'm warming up.

18 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

You cannot put lasagna between two slices of pizza! Because it's...uh... Saaay... Welcome to my world.

19 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

It isn't winter. It isn't summer, either. I need a bigger wardrobe.

20 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Garfield Garfield I have a feeling you're trying to tell me something. You are a genius.

21 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Jon, what are these? Just fridge magnets. Each one has the phone number of a different pizza delivery place. There must be at least 200 of them here. 232, actually. They're ranked top to bottom according to their black olive count,gooeyness of cheese, an

22 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

If I were the last mouse on earth, would you eat me? Not a chance... I'd force you to cook for me.

23 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

The mice around here are getting pretty brazen. Nonsense. You're just imagining it. Are you hogging all the hot water again? GARFIELD!

24 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

I thought chasing mice was what cats *did*... But I guess I was mistaken! And it takes a big man to admit he's wrong! pat pat Nooooot heeelping...

25 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

I've switched to low-fat cheese. Just one more reason not to chase him.

26 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Quite down in there! Sorry. I knew this slumber party was a bad idea.

27 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Next Mouse Hold Please Sigh.

28 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

bip bip beep boop You have *no* new messages. And I know I'm only a cell phone, but I get lonely TOO, y'now... So get some FRIENDS already why don't you, you sad excuse for a wireless customer... ...before I permanently switch yourringtone to the sound of

29 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

Nobody's perfect. Hey, Garfield. Ah! A visual aid!

30 March 2009
 


 
Garfield

There's our homecoming king and queen. And that's me... I was voted homecoming court jester. Snazzy green tights.

31 March 2009
 




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