I'm cool. - There's no such thing as a cool ball of yarn. - How about now? I stand corrected.
1 April 2009
Time to get up! Z - All right! That's good to know! Thanks for the heads up! - I try to be informative. Z
2 April 2009
I sometimes make poor decisions. - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - Like thinking you might be sympathetic. Hey, I was laughing *with* you.
3 April 2009
Life has many mysteries. - Mysteries that pique the intellect. - And, when dismissed, free a lot of time for eating.
4 April 2009
- Going to the fence to see your girlfriend? Ha-ha. - Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. - Jon thinks you're my girlfriend. Am I? - Be right back - - SMACK See what you started?
5 April 2009
I'm getting out of shape. - Maybe you should take up swimming. - MAYBE YOU SHOU'D SHUT UP! I'm good.
6 April 2009
Anyone home? - No! - No one ever said birds were smart.
7 April 2009
Stand back, cat. I'm a black belt! These legs are lethal weapons! - Can you break a brick? Ha! Try me! - Go.
8 April 2009
Where's Bob? Dunno. Phil? Dunno. Steve? Dunno. - Hmm. - Am I in a horror movie?
9 April 2009
- Oh, Garfield. - Yes?
10 April 2009
You're looking good, Fred. What's your secret? - I've been working out and watching my diet. - I'm eating healthier!
11 April 2009
RAAAAHR!!! - Holy BONES, Corporal! There's a giant monster invading the city! That's not a monster, Sir. - What are you talking about?! Call out the artillery!! It's just a bad actor in a rubber suit. - OH, it's NOT! It's a monster! Come
12 April 2009
Z - Hmmm, still dark. - Z
13 April 2009
Garfield, you've slept your whole life away! - That's not true. - Although I don't seem to recall my teens.
14 April 2009
I'm not lazy... - I'm "sedentary". - Which is classy lazy.
15 April 2009
That's Wally Sneedhocker. - He used to stuff me into my school locker every day. - Now he's an undertaker. Go figure.
16 April 2009
This is GREAT, Garfield! - With all the old t-shirts I found in this box... - I may never have to do laundry again! DYNOMITE OR show your face in public.
17 April 2009
I made a short list for Jon's trip to the grocery store. - Very short. - Here's what *not* to get.
18 April 2009
shake shake shake - flip - doink doink doink doink - doink doink doink doink - BWOINK DOINK - CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP - clap
19 April 2009
Say, Jon, why don't I come over anf cook you dinner tonight? - Here? In my kitchen? Sure! Why not? - I guess there's time to hose out the fridge. Jon? ...are you there?
20 April 2009
Guess what? I'm not cooking tonight...Liz is! - We're SAVED!! - I mean, oh, really!
21 April 2009
Liz will be here any time! - Wait...my watch has stopped! - Now she'll never get here! Let's hope his kind never multiplies.
22 April 2009
Jon, when was the last time you cleaned your OVEN? - I didn't. - -EVER?! The manual said it was SELF-cleaning. We're BACHELORS, baby.
23 April 2009
Sorry my kitchen was such a mess, Liz. Tht's all right, Jon. - I promised I would fix you dinner, though, and I did. - DING DONG There's the pizza now! Lady, I like the way you cook!
24 April 2009
Kiss me, Jon... Ow! - Lip cramp! - You haven't had a lot of practice kissing, have you? Don't tell his pillow that.
25 April 2009
- Dear Jon, life here with you has become unbearable tic tic tic - I can't stand it in this house another day, so I am running away the French Foreign Legion. tikka tikka tic tic tic - Please don't try to find me. Just know that this is what
26 April 2009
- - Some days I can't do anything right.
27 April 2009
I think goot times are on their way! - - They must be taking the scenic route.
28 April 2009
We've got a great show tonight. - Or is it tomorrow? - Oh, Gee. Tonight? Tomorrow? Tonight? Tomorrow? It sure ain't tonight, pal.
29 April 2009
THONK - Excuse me for a moment - He prefers to do the "Stubbed Toe Dance" in priveate. GAAAH! YEEE! YAHHHH! EEEESH!
30 April 2009