I'm cool. There's no such thing as a cool ball of yarn. How about now? I stand corrected.
1 April 2009
Time to get up! Z All right! That's good to know! Thanks for the heads up! I try to be informative. Z
2 April 2009
I sometimes make poor decisions. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Like thinking you might be sympathetic. Hey, I was laughing *with* you.
3 April 2009
Life has many mysteries. Mysteries that pique the intellect. And, when dismissed, free a lot of time for eating.
4 April 2009
Going to the fence to see your girlfriend? Ha-ha. Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. Jon thinks you're my girlfriend. Am I? Be right back SMACK See what you started?
5 April 2009
I'm getting out of shape. Maybe you should take up swimming. MAYBE YOU SHOU'D SHUT UP! I'm good.
6 April 2009
Anyone home? No! No one ever said birds were smart.
7 April 2009
Stand back, cat. I'm a black belt! These legs are lethal weapons! Can you break a brick? Ha! Try me! Go.
8 April 2009
Where's Bob? Dunno. Phil? Dunno. Steve? Dunno. Hmm. Am I in a horror movie?
9 April 2009
Oh, Garfield. Yes?
10 April 2009
You're looking good, Fred. What's your secret? I've been working out and watching my diet. I'm eating healthier!
11 April 2009
RAAAAHR!!! Holy BONES, Corporal! There's a giant monster invading the city! That's not a monster, Sir. What are you talking about?! Call out the artillery!! It's just a bad actor in a rubber suit. OH, it's NOT! It's a monster! Comeon...I can see the zippe
12 April 2009
Z Hmmm, still dark. Z
13 April 2009
Garfield, you've slept your whole life away! That's not true. Although I don't seem to recall my teens.
14 April 2009
I'm not lazy... I'm "sedentary". Which is classy lazy.
15 April 2009
That's Wally Sneedhocker. He used to stuff me into my school locker every day. Now he's an undertaker. Go figure.
16 April 2009
This is GREAT, Garfield! With all the old t-shirts I found in this box... I may never have to do laundry again! DYNOMITE OR show your face in public.
17 April 2009
I made a short list for Jon's trip to the grocery store. Very short. Here's what *not* to get.
18 April 2009
shake shake shake flip doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink BWOINK DOINK CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP clap
19 April 2009
Say, Jon, why don't I come over anf cook you dinner tonight? Here? In my kitchen? Sure! Why not? I guess there's time to hose out the fridge. Jon? ...are you there?
20 April 2009
Guess what? I'm not cooking tonight...Liz is! We're SAVED!! I mean, oh, really!
21 April 2009
Liz will be here any time! Wait...my watch has stopped! Now she'll never get here! Let's hope his kind never multiplies.
22 April 2009
Jon, when was the last time you cleaned your OVEN? I didn't. -EVER?! The manual said it was SELF-cleaning. We're BACHELORS, baby.
23 April 2009
Sorry my kitchen was such a mess, Liz. Tht's all right, Jon. I promised I would fix you dinner, though, and I did. DING DONG There's the pizza now! Lady, I like the way you cook!
24 April 2009
Kiss me, Jon... Ow! Lip cramp! You haven't had a lot of practice kissing, have you? Don't tell his pillow that.
25 April 2009
Dear Jon, life here with you has become unbearable tic tic tic I can't stand it in this house another day, so I am running away the French Foreign Legion. tikka tikka tic tic tic Please don't try to find me. Just know that this is whatI want, and that it
26 April 2009
Some days I can't do anything right.
27 April 2009
I think goot times are on their way! They must be taking the scenic route.
28 April 2009
We've got a great show tonight. Or is it tomorrow? Oh, Gee. Tonight? Tomorrow? Tonight? Tomorrow? It sure ain't tonight, pal.
29 April 2009
THONK Excuse me for a moment He prefers to do the "Stubbed Toe Dance" in priveate. GAAAH! YEEE! YAHHHH! EEEESH!
30 April 2009