I'm busy. Oh, me too! Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy! Busy saying the word "busy".
1 May 2009
There's nothing like a nice, brisk walk... You're SO right... For some of us. FASTER! FASTER!
2 May 2009
Okay, Garfield! Hee hee hee hee hee hee We always read the funnies together.
3 May 2009
Among spiders, I'm considered quite handsome SMACK! Well, I WAAAAS!!!
4 May 2009
Hi! SCHWACK I am taking you OFF my buddy list!
5 May 2009
Yeah, I'm on my cell...over in the kitchen beside the stupid cat. SMACK Leon?...Leon?... You sound like you're breaking up...
6 May 2009
Ahem... I've been appointed by the other spiders to appeal to your sense of humanity. Can't we all just get along? Well? Bite him on the eyelids!
7 May 2009
Cootchie.coo! SMACK! Can I get you (hee hee) an Aspirin? Oh, shut up.
8 May 2009
The cat is out. Please swat yourself. SMACK Service just isn't what it used to be.
9 May 2009
10 May 2009
When stalking prey... It's important to blend you into your background. Anybody home? NOK NOK
11 May 2009
Cats can even entertain themselves with an empty grocery bag. munch munch munch It isn't empty, is it? munch munch It will be!
12 May 2009
I wonder if I may be serious for a moment. Woo! Hoo! Woo woo!! Apparently not.
13 May 2009
I need motivation. Get up and do something, you lazy bum! Yep! That was life-transforming.
14 May 2009
YAAAAAAH!! What a horrible nightmare! It's good to be awake. Look. They've made donuts illegal.
15 May 2009
Don't try to challenge my authority, Garfield. No, sir, I won't. You can't challenge what you ignore.
16 May 2009
Oh, boy! It's that time of year again! Let's see...where shall I begin? I know!... Jon's closet! DING DONG Shedding season already?
17 May 2009
What a great day! AH, NATURE! I swallowed a bee! Nature has a sense of humor.
18 May 2009
Today could use a dimmer switch.
19 May 2009
What a beautiful day for a picnic! Unless you're those people! HEY! BRING THAT BACK!
20 May 2009
Hey, cat! Hey, rock! What'cha doin'? Nothing much. What are you doing? Waiting for the next glacier. Oh, to be a rock.
21 May 2009
I feel at one with nature. Me, too. Squirrelburger?
22 May 2009
Hmm, a walnut tree. BONK! Isn't nature great? If you like concussions!
23 May 2009
SLAM! I'm back from Binky Burger! I got a "Binky Buster" meal... Odie, you got the "Officer Bo-Bo Munch-A-Bunch Box"... And your usual is over there. Hey! Captain Gorge's Treasure Chest They forgot my "Larder O'Tartar Sauce"
24 May 2009
A sombrero! Take me to your Chimichangas.
25 May 2009
I like this sombrero. It's comfortable... And functional. JUST a minute...
26 May 2009
Uh-oh. PLOP Z Siesta attack.
27 May 2009
Tortilla chips, huh? Yep. MUNCH MUNCH Not bad. MUNCH MUNCH You really should have salsa with these. It's in the brim. Dip away.
28 May 2009
OH, no... I do NOT want to play "Pinata"! No hablo ingles, Senor.
29 May 2009
Hola, amigo! Hola. Care to explain yourself?! Let's just say he makes a cheese quesadilla to die for.
30 May 2009
Oh, look... Mrs. Feeny's picture is in the paper. Her daisy garden won "Yard Of The Month" MWAHAHAHA -
31 May 2009