I'm busy. Oh, me too! - Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy! - Busy saying the word "busy".
1 May 2009
There's nothing like a nice, brisk walk... - You're SO right... - For some of us. FASTER! FASTER!
2 May 2009
- Okay, Garfield! - - - Hee hee hee hee hee hee - - We always read the funnies together.
3 May 2009
Among spiders, I'm considered quite handsome - SMACK! - Well, I WAAAAS!!!
4 May 2009
Hi! - SCHWACK - I am taking you OFF my buddy list!
5 May 2009
Yeah, I'm on my cell...over in the kitchen beside the stupid cat. - SMACK - Leon?...Leon?... You sound like you're breaking up...
6 May 2009
Ahem... - I've been appointed by the other spiders to appeal to your sense of humanity. Can't we all just get along? - Well? Bite him on the eyelids!
7 May 2009
Cootchie.coo! - SMACK! - Can I get you (hee hee) an Aspirin? Oh, shut up.
8 May 2009
The cat is out. Please swat yourself. - SMACK - Service just isn't what it used to be.
9 May 2009
- - - - - BU - uurrrrrrp
10 May 2009
When stalking prey... - It's important to blend you into your background. - Anybody home? NOK NOK
11 May 2009
Cats can even entertain themselves with an empty grocery bag. - munch munch munch - It isn't empty, is it? munch munch It will be!
12 May 2009
I wonder if I may be serious for a moment. - Woo! Hoo! Woo woo!! - Apparently not.
13 May 2009
I need motivation. - Get up and do something, you lazy bum! - Yep! That was life-transforming.
14 May 2009
YAAAAAAH!! - What a horrible nightmare! - It's good to be awake. Look. They've made donuts illegal.
15 May 2009
Don't try to challenge my authority, Garfield. - No, sir, I won't. - You can't challenge what you ignore.
16 May 2009
Oh, boy! - It's that time of year again! - Let's see...where shall I begin? - I know!... - Jon's closet! - DING DONG - Shedding season already?
17 May 2009
What a great day! - AH, NATURE! - I swallowed a bee! Nature has a sense of humor.
18 May 2009
- - Today could use a dimmer switch.
19 May 2009
What a beautiful day for a picnic! - - Unless you're those people! HEY! BRING THAT BACK!
20 May 2009
Hey, cat! Hey, rock! - What'cha doin'? Nothing much. What are you doing? - Waiting for the next glacier. Oh, to be a rock.
21 May 2009
I feel at one with nature. - Me, too. - Squirrelburger?
22 May 2009
Hmm, a walnut tree. - BONK! - Isn't nature great? If you like concussions!
23 May 2009
SLAM! - I'm back from Binky Burger! - I got a "Binky Buster" meal... - Odie, you got the "Officer Bo-Bo Munch-A-Bunch Box"... - And your usual is over there. Hey! - Captain Gorge's Treasure Chest They forgot my "Larder O'Tartar Sauce" again!
24 May 2009
A sombrero! - - Take me to your Chimichangas.
25 May 2009
I like this sombrero. - It's comfortable... - And functional. JUST a minute...
26 May 2009
Uh-oh. - PLOP - Z Siesta attack.
27 May 2009
Tortilla chips, huh? Yep. - MUNCH MUNCH Not bad. MUNCH MUNCH - You really should have salsa with these. It's in the brim. Dip away.
28 May 2009
- OH, no... - I do NOT want to play "Pinata"! No hablo ingles, Senor.
29 May 2009
Hola, amigo! Hola. - - Care to explain yourself?! Let's just say he makes a cheese quesadilla to die for.
30 May 2009
- Oh, look... - Mrs. Feeny's picture is in the paper. - Her daisy garden won "Yard Of The Month" - - MWAHAHAHA -
31 May 2009