Some of these flavored coffees are pretty good. SLUP Mmm. Canary.
1 June 2009
BOOP Hey! BOOP BEEP BOOP This thing plays little notes! BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP I can play a song! Garfield, what are you doing? "!$"$"$$%...
2 June 2009
Are you packed for the fishing trip, Garfield? Yup Got everything. Cornmeal, butter, eggs, tartar sauce, buns, deep fryer and 200 miles of extension cord!
3 June 2009
Okay, Garfield. We're going to back the boat into the water. Let me know when to stop. G'wan back. That's good.
4 June 2009
Let's see...which lure should I...ah...AH... CHOO YAAHH! How about the one in your left nostril?
5 June 2009
Watch the distance of this cast, Garfield! It's gonna be a new world's record! FLING Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?
6 June 2009
nnngggghhhhhhhh... aaeeeeerrrrrrggghhh... YAHOO! COME TO PAPA! GET THE NET, GARFIELD! GET THE NET! For the fish, or fo you?
7 June 2009
THAT is an ugly lure! GOT ONE! -THAT is an ugly fish! Ugly in, ugly out.
8 June 2009
9 June 2009
CLONK! I'm attracting a more sophisticated audience. That was an italian shoe.
10 June 2009
RING RING RING RING BARK! BARK! BARK! Did you make tat phone stop ringing?
11 June 2009
Pet Store I'd like a hamster, a canary, and a large Cola, please.
12 June 2009
Garfield, I'm thinking about taking you to a pet psychic. I want to understand what you're thinking. "Feeeeeed me..."
13 June 2009
Hey, birthday boy! Wha?... We're the things you have to look forward to! Yea! I'm a grey hair! And's I'm a wrinkle! And don't forget me! What are you? I'm a liver spot! But I can't SEE you. Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late!
14 June 2009
They say as you grow older, your ears and your nose continue to grow. Let's not grow old. Deal.
15 June 2009
Think young...BE young! boing boing boing Does it hurt much? Don't ever let me do that again.
16 June 2009
I promise, no age jokes this year. I SAID, I PROMISE, NO AGE JOKES THIS YEAR!!!
17 June 2009
I invited Liz over for your birthday. One...two...three...four... You're counting cake slices, aren't you? Better take two.
18 June 2009
Happy birthday, Garfield! What's this? It's a lasagna-shaped cake! Liz made it. Come away with me.
19 June 2009
So, what's it like to be old and feeble? Better than being young and edible. But your wit is as keen as ever! Kiss-up.
20 June 2009
21 June 2009
You look down, Garfield. Are you bored, upset or sleepy? I only get to choose one?
22 June 2009
Almost everything is your fault! That's not true. EVERYTHING is my fault!
23 June 2009
Here's a good spot to bury your bone, Odie! DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG I love my job.
24 June 2009
Wow! What a beautiful view! I can see a cat food factory from here!
25 June 2009
Jon! You shouldn't leave these things out! I might eat one! Fear not, my dear. I'LL protect you.
26 June 2009
...and that's why I...hey! You're not Jon! You're a potted plant! You should wear a name tag or something!
27 June 2009
XAN's Cafe Caffeine SIP GULP Woo! Ahhhhhh WOW, they make strong coffee here. Just how I like it. SIP CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG I think I'll go home and read the encyclopedias. And I'll mow the lawn with my teeth.
28 June 2009
The washing machine's broken... So I did my laundry in the dishwasher. Now my underwear smells lemony fresh. And the dishes? Well, that's another story.
29 June 2009
Well, the kitchen's floor's mopped! Did you know the linoleum had a pattern? And when was the last time you saw Paisley?
30 June 2009