Some of these flavored coffees are pretty good. - SLUP Mmm. - Canary.
1 June 2009
- BOOP Hey! - BOOP BEEP BOOP This thing plays little notes! - BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP I can play a song! - Garfield, what are you doing? - - "!$"$"$$%...
2 June 2009
Are you packed for the fishing trip, Garfield? Yup - Got everything. - Cornmeal, butter, eggs, tartar sauce, buns, deep fryer and 200 miles of extension cord!
3 June 2009
Okay, Garfield. We're going to back the boat into the water. - Let me know when to stop. G'wan back. - That's good.
4 June 2009
Let's see...which lure should I...ah...AH... - CHOO - YAAHH! How about the one in your left nostril?
5 June 2009
Watch the distance of this cast, Garfield! It's gonna be a new world's record! - FLING - Hark, did I hear a trout chuckle?
6 June 2009
nnngggghhhhhhhh... aaeeeeerrrrrrggghhh... - YAHOO! COME TO PAPA! - GET THE NET, GARFIELD! GET THE NET! For the fish, or fo you?
7 June 2009
THAT is an ugly lure! - GOT ONE! -THAT is an ugly fish! Ugly in, ugly out.
8 June 2009
Sigh. Sigh. - Y'know? Fishing's great, Garfield...the fresh air... I smell bait. - The wildlife... Mosquitoes the size of canned hams. zzzzzzz - The solitude, the companionship. Stranded in a dinghy with Tweedledee and Tweedledum. - Kinda
9 June 2009
CLONK! - I'm attracting a more sophisticated audience. - That was an italian shoe.
10 June 2009
RING RING - RING RING BARK! BARK! BARK! - Did you make tat phone stop ringing?
11 June 2009
- Pet Store - I'd like a hamster, a canary, and a large Cola, please.
12 June 2009
Garfield, I'm thinking about taking you to a pet psychic. - I want to understand what you're thinking. - "Feeeeeed me..."
13 June 2009
- Hey, birthday boy! Wha?... - We're the things you have to look forward to! - Yea! I'm a grey hair! And's I'm a wrinkle! - And don't forget me! What are you? - I'm a liver spot! But I can't SEE you. - Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late!
14 June 2009
They say as you grow older, your ears and your nose continue to grow. - - Let's not grow old. Deal.
15 June 2009
Think young...BE young! - boing boing boing - Does it hurt much? - Don't ever let me do that again.
16 June 2009
I promise, no age jokes this year. - - I SAID, I PROMISE, NO AGE JOKES THIS YEAR!!!
17 June 2009
I invited Liz over for your birthday. - One...two...three...four... - You're counting cake slices, aren't you? Better take two.
18 June 2009
Happy birthday, Garfield! What's this? - It's a lasagna-shaped cake! Liz made it. - Come away with me.
19 June 2009
So, what's it like to be old and feeble? - Better than being young and edible. - But your wit is as keen as ever! Kiss-up.
20 June 2009
- What a perfect night, Garfield. Uh-huh. - A beautifull moon...a million stars...you and me together... Yup. - Would you like to make it special? I sure would! - But if I order another pizza with Jon's credit card, he'll kiss me. - Arlene? -
21 June 2009
You look down, Garfield. - Are you bored, upset or sleepy? - I only get to choose one?
22 June 2009
Almost everything is your fault! - That's not true. - EVERYTHING is my fault!
23 June 2009
- Here's a good spot to bury your bone, Odie! - DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG I love my job.
24 June 2009
Wow! - What a beautiful view! - I can see a cat food factory from here!
25 June 2009
Jon! You shouldn't leave these things out! - I might eat one! - Fear not, my dear. I'LL protect you.
26 June 2009
...and that's why I...hey! - You're not Jon! You're a potted plant! - You should wear a name tag or something!
27 June 2009
XAN's Cafe Caffeine - SIP GULP - Woo! Ahhhhhh - WOW, they make strong coffee here. Just how I like it. - SIP CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG - - I think I'll go home and read the encyclopedias. And I'll mow the lawn with my teeth.
28 June 2009
The washing machine's broken... - So I did my laundry in the dishwasher. - Now my underwear smells lemony fresh. And the dishes? Well, that's another story.
29 June 2009
Well, the kitchen's floor's mopped! - - Did you know the linoleum had a pattern? And when was the last time you saw Paisley?
30 June 2009