rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - Check out the carpet! - Fresh vacuum cleaner tracks. I am the MAN!
1 July 2009
- foof - I think it's time to dust. Is it july again already?
2 July 2009
Dusting isn't so hard! - VOOOOOOOO - Not with a leaf blower, it isn't. Hey, I found the couch!
3 July 2009
VOOOOOOOOOO Hmm... - THOOP - The leaf blower *sucks*, too! Oh, for a world where pets could pick their owners.
4 July 2009
cool powder. - Everything about it makes you feel special! Oh, come on, Jon, I don't see how... - ...aaah!
5 July 2009
I love mondays! - WHOOMP - So much for reverse psychology.
6 July 2009
What time is it? How should I know? I'm not wearing a watch! - HA! HA! HA! - It was worth it.
7 July 2009
If wearing shades is cool... - I figure wearing *three* pairs of shades must be *three* times as cool! - About ten more pairs and you'll be in the neighborhood, pal!
8 July 2009
...and that's how I spent my day. - I'm surprised you sat and listened to me this long. What?! - You mean this *isn't* a nightmare?!
9 July 2009
Odie seems to enjoy chasing his tail. - - Well? Not gonna happen.
10 July 2009
Don't claw me. - Or bit me. - Or anything else on the two-hundred-page list. I'm going to smack him with the list.
11 July 2009
like it! - Life as we know it has just come to an abrupt and cruel end.
12 July 2009
When I was ten, Thought girls were weird. - Bit now that I'm older... - I KNOW they're weird. With maturity comes great wisdom, my son.
13 July 2009
Liz is coming over tonighjt. - - Guess I oughta power wash the living room. - I love it when he gets domestic.
14 July 2009
Liz and I rented a movie. Want to watch it with us? - - There will be popcorn. I'll warm up the couch.
15 July 2009
Guess what? What? - I have a surprise for Liz. - And I've hidden it where you can never find it. In which case I have a surprise (burp) for *you*.
16 July 2009
Here, Liz. - That's what's left of your flower after Garfield got through with it. - Uh thank you. And here's a picture of your candy.
17 July 2009
Wow...what a kiss! - Wow...it really was. - Wow. Here comes a big ol' hairball.
18 July 2009
SQEEZE PLORT - I think we need more catsup. You think?
19 July 2009
The yard doesn't look so good. - Now that you mention it... - Out blade of grass could do with a trim.
20 July 2009
They say playing with your pet can be a real bonding experience. - Funny, but I'm not feeling the love. - Come a little closer. I'LL give you love.
21 July 2009
I have no clean clothes to wear. - I gues I'll just have to break down and do the laundry. - Although I could make a poncho out of the shower curtain. We're BACHELORS, baby.
22 July 2009
Giant man-eating shark off the port bow!! Where? I don't see anyth- - CHOMP - Whoops...starboard. My bad. burrrrp I can never get those right either.
23 July 2009
This house isn't going to clean itself. - - That would be pretty cool, though. Let's wait a few more months, just in case.
24 July 2009
This tag clearly identifies you as my pet. - Cool! - I'm going to annoy big, mean guys!
25 July 2009
- - - - - It's time for reading glasses.
26 July 2009
My birthday is coming up, you know. - Please don't get me anything, though. - Well, there you went and spoiled my surprise.
27 July 2009
Liz is taking me to dinner for my birthday! - - Me. Not us. ME. I hope your Arugula is rubbery.
28 July 2009
Longevity runs in my family, you know... - My great-aunt Edna is 102, and is still sharp as a tack! - The one who sews pants for her chickens? Still drives, too!
29 July 2009
My great-uncle Floyd is 98... - And he STILL goes out into the fields every day. - Most days they're able to find him. Whe he sings to the soybeans.
30 July 2009
That's my family and me at my college graduation. - Mom...and dad...and Doc Boy... What's he holding? - He took that chicken everywhere. The little cap and gown threw me off.
31 July 2009