rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Check out the carpet! Fresh vacuum cleaner tracks. I am the MAN!
1 July 2009
foof I think it's time to dust. Is it july again already?
2 July 2009
Dusting isn't so hard! VOOOOOOOO Not with a leaf blower, it isn't. Hey, I found the couch!
3 July 2009
VOOOOOOOOOO Hmm... THOOP The leaf blower *sucks*, too! Oh, for a world where pets could pick their owners.
4 July 2009
5 July 2009
I love mondays! WHOOMP So much for reverse psychology.
6 July 2009
What time is it? How should I know? I'm not wearing a watch! HA! HA! HA! It was worth it.
7 July 2009
If wearing shades is cool... I figure wearing *three* pairs of shades must be *three* times as cool! About ten more pairs and you'll be in the neighborhood, pal!
8 July 2009
...and that's how I spent my day. I'm surprised you sat and listened to me this long. What?! You mean this *isn't* a nightmare?!
9 July 2009
Odie seems to enjoy chasing his tail. Well? Not gonna happen.
10 July 2009
Don't claw me. Or bit me. Or anything else on the two-hundred-page list. I'm going to smack him with the list.
11 July 2009
12 July 2009
When I was ten, Thought girls were weird. Bit now that I'm older... I KNOW they're weird. With maturity comes great wisdom, my son.
13 July 2009
Liz is coming over tonighjt. Guess I oughta power wash the living room. I love it when he gets domestic.
14 July 2009
Liz and I rented a movie. Want to watch it with us? There will be popcorn. I'll warm up the couch.
15 July 2009
Guess what? What? I have a surprise for Liz. And I've hidden it where you can never find it. In which case I have a surprise (burp) for *you*.
16 July 2009
Here, Liz. That's what's left of your flower after Garfield got through with it. Uh thank you. And here's a picture of your candy.
17 July 2009
Wow...what a kiss! Wow...it really was. Wow. Here comes a big ol' hairball.
18 July 2009
19 July 2009
The yard doesn't look so good. Now that you mention it... Out blade of grass could do with a trim.
20 July 2009
They say playing with your pet can be a real bonding experience. Funny, but I'm not feeling the love. Come a little closer. I'LL give you love.
21 July 2009
I have no clean clothes to wear. I gues I'll just have to break down and do the laundry. Although I could make a poncho out of the shower curtain. We're BACHELORS, baby.
22 July 2009
Giant man-eating shark off the port bow!! Where? I don't see anyth CHOMP Whoops...starboard. My bad. burrrrp I can never get those right either.
23 July 2009
This house isn't going to clean itself. That would be pretty cool, though. Let's wait a few more months, just in case.
24 July 2009
This tag clearly identifies you as my pet. Cool! I'm going to annoy big, mean guys!
25 July 2009
It's time for reading glasses.
26 July 2009
My birthday is coming up, you know. Please don't get me anything, though. Well, there you went and spoiled my surprise.
27 July 2009
Liz is taking me to dinner for my birthday! Me. Not us. ME. I hope your Arugula is rubbery.
28 July 2009
Longevity runs in my family, you know... My great-aunt Edna is 102, and is still sharp as a tack! The one who sews pants for her chickens? Still drives, too!
29 July 2009
My great-uncle Floyd is 98... And he STILL goes out into the fields every day. Most days they're able to find him. Whe he sings to the soybeans.
30 July 2009
That's my family and me at my college graduation. Mom...and dad...and Doc Boy... What's he holding? He took that chicken everywhere. The little cap and gown threw me off.
31 July 2009