There's Little Cletus Snitch...he lived up the road from us. He was a mean kid...always teasing the farm animals. Then one day a cow ate him. And the Snitch Burger was born.
1 August 2009
WHIP SLAP! SPLAT! Learned that from a Jersey cow. Those Jersey girls are TOUGH!
2 August 2009
Working at home has its disadvantages.
3 August 2009
Cookies! I thought I heard flour being sifted! You're incredible.
4 August 2009
I like to think of myself as an outdoorsman. Oh, no! I'm going to do it! No! Don't do it! I'm going to open a window! You're a wild man!
5 August 2009
squeek squeek squeek squeek New shoes. Ah. squeek squeek squeek
6 August 2009
My new shoes are too tight. You think?
7 August 2009
I brlieve in planning ahead. Becaaauuuuse... If you spend enought ime planning, you never actually have to do anything.
8 August 2009
I was just thinking... Oh, about your pitful existence? And how, with your limited mental assets, only hopelessness and despair await you for eternity? ...and there's nothing you can do about it?! I was just thinking about gettinga glass of water!
9 August 2009
splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat I see Mrs. Feeny got a new scope for her paintball gun. You'd think it would improve her aim.
10 August 2009
Another threatening letter from Mrs. Feeny. She's hired a txidermist. That's his concept sketch. I look so lifelike.
11 August 2009
Who's that? Our neighbor, Mrs. Feeny. Interesting yard. She's quite the gardener. I meant the high-voltage fence Oh, that. You get used to the hum.
12 August 2009
I don't think Mrs. Feeny really hates Garfield at all. I just think she's a very unhappy person, who Uh-oh. Here she comes. I've been here all day.
13 August 2009
Don't you think you and Mrs. Feeny should make up and be friends? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Did your little talk do any good? It seemed to cheer him up.
14 August 2009
Have you been harassing Mrs. Feeny? Yes. I harassed her, and I'd gladly do it again! BWA-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! It's a good thing he can't hear me.
15 August 2009
Liz and I went shopping at the mall today. They opened a new pet buotique. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff they sell there. Oh, no...you wouldn't. You didn't. I'll give you a dollar to eat his credit cards. Tuff Kitty
16 August 2009
It's "Lasagna Week" on the cooking channel.
17 August 2009
Will Eat Homework For Food Times are tough.
18 August 2009
What are you doing? Waiting for my spotlight. You'd think he'd have learned something about cats by now.
19 August 2009
What a boring day. -
20 August 2009
Look, if you dare, into the dark world of the dog... pant pant pant pant pant pant pant pant scratch scratch scratch Good luck sleeping tonight.
21 August 2009
Ah! Eggs! Now, where's the nest with the bacon?
22 August 2009
Drink meeeeee. I'm gonna need all the cream you've got.
23 August 2009
EEEEEEEK Um...I mean, get the mouse. This goes right in my blog.
24 August 2009
I did not sleep a wink last night! Okay, okay... I'll look into it. Uh, Tommy, could I have a word with you?
25 August 2009
Garfield, we really need to talk about this mouse problem. Go ahead. Anything you say to him, you can say to us.
26 August 2009
Oh, the blight of urban sprawl.
27 August 2009
nibble nibble Whew! Stuffed! Sharing with mice is nice.
28 August 2009
Weird. The cheese drawer in the refrigerator... Is FULL of these tiny pieces of paper. Stop with the I.O.U.s No, no...I'm good for it.
29 August 2009
sniff sniff sniff BURP?
30 August 2009
Happiness is contagious! I'm immune.
31 August 2009