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Garfield

Take a look at this, Jon! This is a pice of blank paper. Then may I assume you can also see that my dish is empty?

1 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

I cut my finger on your cat food can today. I hope you appreciate what I go through for you. I hope you didn't bleed on my food.

2 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

YAAAAAAH! Hey, the leftove rcanary in the refrigerator is mine, pal!

3 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

I know, Odie... I have dog treats on my breath.

4 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Sig. SMACK! How would you like it if I did that to you?! As long as you're not sighing.

5 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Chez Gorge buzz buzz GAAAHH! buzz buzz Something's in my shirt! buzz buzz buzz GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! buzz buzz buzz The pager went off. buzz buzz Um...table for two? And a bag for my head.

6 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Your lobster, Sir. There's ANOTHER restaurant I can't go back to. "Crazed diner beats entree with pepper mill."

7 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I would like to be alone, Garfield. I understand completely. I'd be embarrassed to be seen with him too, lady.

8 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

You know, as a vet I can tell you that cats shouldn't really drink coffee. You're funny.

9 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

I't nice to have a man around the house. There's a man around the house? I mean YOU, Jon. I knew that! This whole "man" thing is new to Jon.

10 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Liz always wants to do GIRL things. Today we went to a CRAFTS FAIR... And I... *sob!* ENJOYED it! There, there...let's go lie on the couch and scratch ourselves.

11 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

I'm writing a love note to Liz. And we need a dozen cans of tuna. Not everything is a shopping list, Garfield. Tell me you're kidding.

12 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

ARF! ARF! ARF! What's that, girl? ARF! ARF! ARF! You say little Timmy's fallen down the well again? ARF ARF ARF ARF And that he's hurt? ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF And he needs our help? ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARFARF And that you couldn't

13 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Z BARK! Z

14 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Your burger's not done yet. What's taking so long?!

15 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

I'll bet I'm more bored than you are. That's impossible. You're not sitting here with YOU.

16 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Lap Dogs Needs Good Home. Now THERE's a lap I'd like to see.

17 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, can you help me? The zipper on my muscle suit is stuck. I HOPE THAT HURT! hee hee hee hee hee

18 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Somebody pushed Little Timmy down the old well! Uh... There isn't a security camera there, is there?

19 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

SPLOT My bad.

20 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

bzzzzzzzzzzzzz SMACK You gonna eat that?

21 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Summer's over.

22 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Woo-ee, Vern! Lookee at that cat! Great goshamighty, Gomer! He's a BIG 'un! Take my pitchur with it, Gomer! Smile an' say "Pork Rinds"! One more, Vern...he moved.

23 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

phhhhhhhhht Didn't buy it, huh? My purr needs work.

24 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Busy day? Yeah, but it was a good busy.

25 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Yessiree, I am in a GOOD mood... And not even YOU can spoil my day, you fat slob! ...Larry went with a smile on his lips and the comics section on his face.

26 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

I'll make a deal with you. You don't splash me, and I won't splash xou. Agreed. -

27 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

Odie, would you please not stand so close to me? -

28 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

WHIRRRRRRRRRR Never floss near a blender. You missed a spot...

29 September 2009
 


 
Garfield

I'll bet there are fish in this lake. You got THAT right, fat boy? You're all wet. It was worth it.

30 September 2009
 




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