Take a look at this, Jon! - This is a pice of blank paper. - Then may I assume you can also see that my dish is empty?
1 September 2009
I cut my finger on your cat food can today. - I hope you appreciate what I go through for you. - I hope you didn't bleed on my food.
2 September 2009
- YAAAAAAH! - Hey, the leftove rcanary in the refrigerator is mine, pal!
3 September 2009
- I know, Odie... - I have dog treats on my breath.
4 September 2009
Sig. - SMACK! - How would you like it if I did that to you?! As long as you're not sighing.
5 September 2009
Chez Gorge - - buzz buzz GAAAHH! - buzz buzz Something's in my shirt! - buzz buzz buzz GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! - buzz buzz buzz - The pager went off. buzz buzz Um...table for two? And a bag for my head.
6 September 2009
Your lobster, Sir. - - There's ANOTHER restaurant I can't go back to. "Crazed diner beats entree with pepper mill."
7 September 2009
Liz and I would like to be alone, Garfield. - I understand completely. - I'd be embarrassed to be seen with him too, lady.
8 September 2009
You know, as a vet I can tell you that cats shouldn't really drink coffee. - - You're funny.
9 September 2009
I't nice to have a man around the house. - There's a man around the house? - I mean YOU, Jon. I knew that! This whole "man" thing is new to Jon.
10 September 2009
Liz always wants to do GIRL things. - Today we went to a CRAFTS FAIR... - And I... *sob!* ENJOYED it! There, there...let's go lie on the couch and scratch ourselves.
11 September 2009
I'm writing a love note to Liz. - And we need a dozen cans of tuna. - Not everything is a shopping list, Garfield. Tell me you're kidding.
12 September 2009
ARF! - ARF! ARF! What's that, girl? - ARF! ARF! ARF! You say little Timmy's fallen down the well again? - ARF ARF ARF ARF And that he's hurt? - ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF And he needs our help? - ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
13 September 2009
Z - BARK! - Z
14 September 2009
- - Your burger's not done yet. What's taking so long?!
15 September 2009
I'll bet I'm more bored than you are. - That's impossible. - You're not sitting here with YOU.
16 September 2009
Lap Dogs Needs Good Home. - - Now THERE's a lap I'd like to see.
17 September 2009
Garfield, can you help me? - The zipper on my muscle suit is stuck. - I HOPE THAT HURT! hee hee hee hee hee
18 September 2009
Somebody pushed Little Timmy down the old well! - Uh... - There isn't a security camera there, is there?
19 September 2009
- - - - SPLOT - My bad.
20 September 2009
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz - SMACK - You gonna eat that?
21 September 2009
- - Summer's over.
22 September 2009
Woo-ee, Vern! Lookee at that cat! Great goshamighty, Gomer! He's a BIG 'un! - Take my pitchur with it, Gomer! Smile an' say "Pork Rinds"! - One more, Vern...he moved.
23 September 2009
- phhhhhhhhht - Didn't buy it, huh? My purr needs work.
24 September 2009
- - Busy day? Yeah, but it was a good busy.
25 September 2009
Yessiree, I am in a GOOD mood... - And not even YOU can spoil my day, you fat slob! - ...Larry went with a smile on his lips and the comics section on his face.
26 September 2009
- I'll make a deal with you. - You don't splash me, and I won't splash xou. - Agreed. - -
27 September 2009
- Odie, would you please not stand so close to me? -
28 September 2009
WHIRRRRRRRRRR - - Never floss near a blender. You missed a spot...
29 September 2009
I'll bet there are fish in this lake. - You got THAT right, fat boy? - You're all wet. It was worth it.
30 September 2009