Chez EATS - I bet Garfield was a cute kitten. Oh, he was... - Wanna see a picture? - You keep a picture of your cat as a kitten...in your wallet? Sure! - - SMOOOOOCH - I owe you one, Garfield. Lips that touch vets shall never touch mine!
A spokesman for the company stated that, "it just vanished completely". - Authorities admit that this just may have been "the perfect crime". - There's an ice cream truck parked in the garage. You saw nothing.
Hey, Garfield! - Check out this drawing I did of a pig! - - I think I really captured its porkness... scribble scribble scribble - - - Pigs don't have wings! They will before you can outdraw me, pablo.
Okay, Liz... - How about this? No WAY are you going out in public wearing that. - I want a second opinion! Fine. - - BWA HA HA HA HA HA - You guys are in cahoots! Just put it in the "ick" pile. I'll call the hazmat disposal squad.
Liz and I are pretty serious, Garfield. - Do you think it's time I tell her that I l...lu...luh...luh... - ...loy...leee...laah...lay...loo... - ...LOOOEEEEEEUUUHHHHHHFFF... - - ...that I like her? Go for it, whirlwind romance boy!
Ah, summer nights... - The smell of the neighborhood barbecues... slap slap slap slap slap slap - And the sound of Jon flailing ad mosquitos. slap slap slap slap slap I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!! slap slap slap slap slap slap
Tsunami Junction - It was a good idea of Jon's to come to a water park. - Say, where is he, anyway? I think he went on that big slide... - eeeee EEEEEEEEEEE - EEEEYAAAAAAAAAA - AAAAAHHHHHHH SPLASH! - The "Atomic Wedgie". Can we go home now?
Gentlemen, if my experiment succeeds, I will rid the world of 12-foot mutant rats forever! - Fascinating, professor. What is it you propose to create! - Sixty-foot owls! He's gonna need a biiiiig barn.
ham...potato dumplings... - Fruit salad...winter squash...potato and ham soup...twice-baked potatos...potato pancakes... - Pecan pie...pumpkin pie...sweet potato pie... - HEY! THOSE ARE MY CAr KEYS! Come with me or take the bus, pal.
A little to the right... - A little to the left... - A little more to the left... - Okay, now a bit to the right... - And jussssst a touch back to the left...little more... - Annnnt...THERE! Stop! - Perfect! Help. See you in january.
...every Christmas, dad would go out and chop down a tree for us... Not again. - Then one year the bark beetles comae. Make it stop. - Tinsel on an elk rack just ain't the same. MAybe I should hit him with a yule log.
Sigh - The day after Christmas is always so quiet and peaceful... - And the excitement has died down... - All the presents have been unwrapped... - All the carols have been sung... - All the cookies have been scarfed... - WAAAAAAAHHHH