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Garfield

Well, Garfield, we survived another holiday season. Now all we have to do is survive another year. Or just today. Have I told you how much I enjoy these little pep talks?

1 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

I'd like to forget the bad times. The ceiling needs mopping. But it's hard to keep up.

2 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

GAAAAAAAA The first and last annual meeting of the Polar Bear Club will now come to order. AAAA AAHH HHHH HHHH

3 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

There's only one way to get ahead in this world. Sponge off someone else! Hard work. Whoa, there are TWO ways?!

4 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

You know that loose board on the porch? I finally nailed it back down! I heard. Let's see what's next on my list. Screams like that really carry.

5 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Arlene, you look nice today. Why, thank you, Garfield, so do you. Don't you know it! Aaand the moment has passed.

6 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

This is one of my favorite spots. You don't say.

7 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

The living room is OFF LIMITS tonight, guys. Liz and I are watching TV. But we don't WANNA watch TV. We wanna watch you and Liz. wink wink

8 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Donuts are bad for you, you know. And I love it when you're bad.

9 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Okay, let's see... No. No. No. Now, that looks nice! But this is just my blue shirt with a necktie! You look very handsome. I will NEVER understand women. Like that's a requirement.

10 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat Mrs. Feeny is o the phone. She's fast -

11 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Some people just don't look so good after they diet.

12 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

It's Supergarfield. And his trusty sidekick, Odieboy! Hey, Odieboy, that's MY superpower! Z

13 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

It's not easy being a crime fighter around here. Because there isn't any crime. Except what Odieboy did to the rug last thursday.

14 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Come, Odieboy! Time to do battle with our enemies! Actually, those pzzas weren't REALLY our enemies. Wait. I spoke too son.

15 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Odieboy is being held captive! By his archrival... The LEASH!

16 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! HONK HONK HONK FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! PHHHT PHHHT HONK HONK HONK FRRT FRRT FRRT SNORT SNORT SNORT PHHHT HONK HONK FRRRT FRRRT B-BLL B-BLL B-BLL SNORT SNORT PHHHT PHHHT HONK HONK FRRT FRRT B-BLL B-BLLB-BLL SNORT PHHHT HONK FR

17 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Well, the polar ice caps are melting. So? From now on, *I* set the thermostat! Oh, sure! Blame me!

18 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Dog Thrills Galore! You Must Be This Tall To be Bitten >

19 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

You know...my life isn't perfect... All you do is sleep! ...regardless of what others think.

20 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Donut Shop Where should we go on our next vacation, Garfield? Funny you should ask!...

21 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

We can get a lot from books. For instance... I'm now taller!

22 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

dingle dingle BOINK Uh-oh. Nothing good can come from this.

23 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! WAKE UP! IT'S SNOWING! -

24 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

I will NEVER understand crossword puzzles. That's sudoku, you dip. What's a three-letter word for "five"?

25 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

8 I'll do my OWN Sudoku, thank you!

26 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Doing the Sudoku puzzle? Yeah. I've been working on it all day. I finished mine while I ate breakfast. -

27 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

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28 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

erase erase erase erase Sigh... I may have figured out what "Sudoku" means... I think it's Japanese for AAAARRRGGHHH!! Hey, that was in my crossword puzzle!

29 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

I did it! It took me all week, but I finally did it! I finished a Sudoku! Perhaps you should celebrate by bathing.Garfield, this is my life. Cleaning up cat hair. How sad is that? Now, about my litter box...

30 January 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hide me! I just escaped from the zoo! And you are? Duh! The king of the jungle! With THAT hair? What's wrong with it? Oh, where to start... And you are? Furious with my stylist. You beast.

31 January 2010
 




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