Well, Garfield, we survived another holiday season. - Now all we have to do is survive another year. - Or just today. Have I told you how much I enjoy these little pep talks?
1 January 2010
I'd like to forget the bad times. - The ceiling needs mopping. - But it's hard to keep up.
2 January 2010
- - - - - GAAAAAAAA - The first and last annual meeting of the Polar Bear Club will now come to order. AAAA AAHH HHHH HHHH
3 January 2010
There's only one way to get ahead in this world. - Sponge off someone else! - Hard work. Whoa, there are TWO ways?!
4 January 2010
You know that loose board on the porch? - I finally nailed it back down! I heard. - Let's see what's next on my list. Screams like that really carry.
5 January 2010
Arlene, you look nice today. - Why, thank you, Garfield, so do you. - Don't you know it! Aaand the moment has passed.
6 January 2010
- - This is one of my favorite spots. You don't say.
7 January 2010
The living room is OFF LIMITS tonight, guys. Liz and I are watching TV. - But we don't WANNA watch TV. - We wanna watch you and Liz. wink wink
8 January 2010
Donuts are bad for you, you know. - - And I love it when you're bad.
9 January 2010
Okay, let's see... - No. - No. - No. - Now, that looks nice! But this is just my blue shirt with a necktie! - You look very handsome. - I will NEVER understand women. Like that's a requirement.
10 January 2010
pat pat pat - Mrs. Feeny is o the phone. She's fast -
11 January 2010
- - Some people just don't look so good after they diet.
12 January 2010
It's Supergarfield. - And his trusty sidekick, Odieboy! - Hey, Odieboy, that's MY superpower! Z
13 January 2010
It's not easy being a crime fighter around here. - Because there isn't any crime. - Except what Odieboy did to the rug last thursday.
14 January 2010
Come, Odieboy! Time to do battle with our enemies! - Actually, those pzzas weren't REALLY our enemies. - Wait. I spoke too son.
15 January 2010
Odieboy is being held captive! - By his archrival... - The LEASH!
16 January 2010
FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! - FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! - HONK HONK HONK FRRT! FRRT! FRRT! - PHHHT PHHHT HONK HONK HONK FRRT FRRT FRRT - SNORT SNORT SNORT PHHHT HONK HONK FRRRT FRRRT - B-BLL B-BLL B-BLL SNORT SNORT PHHHT PHHHT HONK HONK FRRT FRRT - B-BLL B-BLL
17 January 2010
Well, the polar ice caps are melting. - So? - From now on, *I* set the thermostat! Oh, sure! Blame me!
18 January 2010
Beware Of Dog - Thrills Galore! - You Must Be This Tall To be Bitten -->
19 January 2010
You know...my life isn't perfect... - All you do is sleep! - ...regardless of what others think.
20 January 2010
- Donut Shop - Where should we go on our next vacation, Garfield? Funny you should ask!...
21 January 2010
We can get a lot from books. - For instance... - I'm now taller!
22 January 2010
dingle dingle BOINK - Uh-oh. - Nothing good can come from this.
23 January 2010
- - - - GARFIELD! WAKE UP! - IT'S SNOWING! -
24 January 2010
I will NEVER understand crossword puzzles. - - That's sudoku, you dip. What's a three-letter word for "five"?
25 January 2010
- 8 - I'll do my OWN Sudoku, thank you!
26 January 2010
Doing the Sudoku puzzle? Yeah. I've been working on it all day. - I finished mine while I ate breakfast. -
27 January 2010
28 January 2010
erase erase erase erase Sigh... - I may have figured out what "Sudoku" means... - I think it's Japanese for AAAARRRGGHHH!! Hey, that was in my crossword puzzle!
29 January 2010
I did it! It took me all week, but I finally did it! - I finished a Sudoku! - Perhaps you should celebrate by bathing.
30 January 2010
- Hide me! - I just escaped from the zoo! - And you are? Duh! The king of the jungle! - With THAT hair? What's wrong with it? - Oh, where to start... - And you are? Furious with my stylist. You beast.
31 January 2010